Short Benz Poems

It's Tit's
Which Tit's
Those Tit's
Switch Tit's
So, schedule a Doctor
Postpone the Benz
Two brand new Boob's
Are money well spent....

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Life just speeds on by with a new Mercedes-Benz. 
I sit here in a Model-T. 
Not knowing where I am, 
Or where I’m going. 
All I know is, 
Life moves faster than I do....

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B-eacon 
E-xpresses 
N-ice 
Z-enith 

O-nce 
R-ays 
E-ndorse 
N-ew 
D-awn 
A-nd 
I-lluminate 
N-ewness 

Topic: Birthday of Benz Orendain (August 04) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Mercedes Benz

A sinkhole swallowed my friend.
Thankfully, my house was still around the bend.
At least to remember, I need not travel far.
I hope my insurance covers this brand new car.

9/14/18...

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Winning millions, Fred acted insane,
Raced his new Benz and crashed in the rain.
All that money he won
Went for surgeries done
To repair both his body and brain!

For Susan Burch's
Lottery Ticket Limerick Poetry Contest...

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Drifting, my excellence
Blonde air-line.
Comme ce comme sais.
Bungalow Bang
Leave my space. Richard Gere in my car.
Space-Fraud
Sickening Mercedes Benz
Woah- woah. That is.
Plastic Coke
Metal Cork. Colour the Heinz.
Lovely 1980 arrives...

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Dad or Bad. 

Broken homes
And 
Lavish dens
On Benefits
Or in a benz
Got enemies
Some call Friends
There's
Stick up kids
Gangs with shivs
And the thug addicts 
Selling drug habits
There's the good
Bad happy and sad
Who am i 
Im now a dad...

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Peculiar, strange the challenge that the singer made to God:
- If you are powerful,
   prove that you love me and buy me
   a Mercedes Benz ...!
- I'll be waiting every day until 3 pm ...!
  Apropos obviously God didn't buy ...
  but he didn't lose the bet ...! ?...

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Oh this long road,
a woman with 
sunglasses hiding 
her rich wrinkles 

Ass deep in a 
Mercedes Benz 

Oh what a fine 
machine 

as I pedal
my legs  
on a dirt green rusty
bike 


Nobody declares victory but you, 

but there is no game 



she might have 
felt the wind to...

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Jane, Janifer
hello sweet.
you're not happy?
not as such.

What's wrong?
my son died.
What and when?
I don't know when.

Who is when?
Ask your nose.
which nose?
That you have big and old.

Sweet  Jane,
Hello boy.
Are you mad?
Not as such.

Baby Jane,
the old boat,
Jane  Janifer the old Benz....

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I desire not a Benz
Nor a Bentley 
That'll chase my night away
But a Toyota 
That'll make me sleep at will

I desire not to be rich
Nor hope to be poor
But in all my endeavor 
Let me be pleased 

I desire to be ridiculed
While my body is in truce
With itself and peace all around

I desire to be adequate
With the cost of normal hustle

My Efficient Desire...

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The car's engine Fred often fires.
He. simply, first checks the car's tires
And off moves, tires spitting fires:
Tubular rollers end up criers;
Traffic wardens with their "Stop!" liars:
Fred at what he loves never tires!

The strength Free Fred uses he hires
From booze and kola sold by Mires...

After three months Fred's Benz for buyers!
Often worse than cars long in mires....

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A cowboy's journey west
Traveling wagon train was the best

No Mercedes Benz or jumbo planes
Carved forests, climbed mountains, & plowed the plains

Beans and cornbread soothes hunger pangs
A bonnet or ten gallon hat protects our brains

Sleeping under stars watching asteroids
Resting our butts and healing hemorrhoids

I smell the Pacific from across the valley
And yell in delight, "We're now in Cali!"...

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~A Night at the Pub~



Benny burped British beer.
Betty, his beatiful beau, could not bear it!

Betty, burped a huge bubble back at Benny.
Beer burps, for the beloved's face are far more than bad,not worth a penny


Benny continued beside his beau, guzzling the luscious foam.
Better drive your beautiful Benz home, leaving burping, beaus alone!

                          
                         4/21/2021...

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Daft Books

The books are losing all their pages -
Poetic, language, historic - all their sages.
Invisible ink between the satiny sheets.
The volumes of milk absent from their teats.

The bindings - ripping, roaring, caustic -
Old farts - haggardly - facade of plastic.
Our youth feeds on fodder from their tablet pens,
Texting emojis and acronyms from their Mercedes Benz.

10/17/2017
Contest - Surreal and Daft...

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100 words or less, to rhyme, humor a plus..Feb. ten. Good Luck- email copy to 
Quasarttt228@aol.com, and post, please- winner gets a tom Bell Cookbook!

Incorporate;
Brushing the velvety hair of the bald midget
Olives on the run
Hidden Puppy, Crouching pooper
New set of blinds
Ketchup
Gumballs on the bar
rock music in Chinese
Wally Eagle, ootty-booty-li-li
Mercedes Benz
Slip of the forked snake tongue

Good Luck!!...

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The frown that is hidden beneath that smile can never be revealed.
Rosy pink lip gloss concealed the bruised lips or ego.
Concealer, Face Powder, Eye shadow mask the TRUE self.

Matching outfits and shoes galore,
Purses, Hand-bags... The latest fashion trends help to give a false sense of accomplishment.

Money in the bank... check
House on the hill... check
A SUV or a CRV or a PRADA OR a BENZ... check
But where is happiness?...

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One Of A Kind
By MEH3

The lady is beautiful 
The woman is sweet 
The girl is fine, 
she is one of a kind. 
I admire her drive 
I love her walk
She has that sophisticated talk
that could blow one's mind
She has a motor like Ford
A body like a Benz
But something like a foreign engine Audi R8 you know
Meaning she is well put together 
And tough to take apart 
You have to be careful with her because 
she is one of a kind.

#ItzMeThePoet...

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The dreams of life took my brain 
As I didn't allow it drain 
My peers went with the wind
Behind the crowd I stood at last
Some flew away with metal birds 
I went around with leggedies Benz
Stardom crown is hung afar
Chained with words
A symbol for comparison 
Undefined character in flesh 
Snail in human flesh 
Words from a close flesh
Adamant in my goals
Depending in the light 
Conscious in my unconscious world 
Seeking what could be found 
Before I part...

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I just wanted real love
You told me i’m not enough
You with that other man tryna cuff
But imma call your bluff
Yeah
Speeding with her in the back of the benz
I don’t really care if you wanna be friends
All these diamonds flash the lens
Talking to these mans, come meet your end
All these bands you try to spend
But in the end we don’t blend
You just wanna be my friend
Tying off loose ends
I wanna be more then just friends
But now i’m another one of your ex-boyfriends...

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