Short Baptist Poems

had been a huge hunk
a baptist who we did dunk
was a lot of bunk...

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Baptist 
youth minister
relentlessly nice
afraid to spit on sidewalk
sermon spins zen...

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Julias Cesar never like "John" the Baptist
what if Julias Cesar fell from the sky 
and and and never had a mom...

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sip your coffee and smoke cigar
you the ass holy and mob boss 
catholic faith noth
protestants’ hybrid
St. John the Baptist spurious...

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Jan son of Baptist Weenix
still life was his artistic pick
Also skilled with silk silver& glass
an all round talent few could surpass...

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Ivanka was walking down the street
When John-the-Baptist she chanced to meet
She stopped and said,
"Don't lose your head
Or my Dad will slam you in a tweet!"...

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John the Baptist in a camel hair "suit"
Girded with a leather belt to boot
On a steady diet of wild honey and locusts
It's a wonder he was able to maintain his focus...

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The stained glass windows of
The Old Southern Baptist Church
Blinked both eyes at, 
The black robed pastor
Today, we need a testimony 
Glorifying these wings of glory
Hallelujah sweet Jesus
Everlasting grace, amen...

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GOOD FRIDAY

We all call it Good Friday
It was really good for the sinner
Death won round one
But on Sunday, we crown the winner


	Kyle Giddens
	Pastor, Olivet Baptist Church
	Dublin, Georgia
	(Used by permission)...

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A MAN CALLED PILATE

A man called Pontius Pilate
In order to prevent a riot
Had Jesus killed
The Scriptures fulfilled
Now Christians need not be quiet


	Kyle Giddens
	Pastor, Olivet Baptist Church
	Dublin, Georgia
(Used by permission)...

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Sucked off by his vacuum cleaner 
Vicar Jefs' wiener went leaner 
His parish aghast
Told the cops, "Come fast"
The Judge called a Miss de Meanor*

(n.b.,  Baptist Jefs is now a 
Registered Sex Offender so
guard your vacuum cleaner! ...

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A town unlocks their Baptist cage.
They shout and scream unholy rage.
The scorching sun sears all beneath,
Forsaken whips snap from their teeth.
Their eyes are slits that sting of salt.
Born black; born here; it's all his fault.
And what they learned at mothers' knee,
keeps cadence, creaking, from a tree....

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john freeman
Contest Name	New Contest: Faith Verses Poetry |


Seek
Yet he said “seek and you will find,”
That it works, comes into mind,
Jesus said John the Baptist was Elijah,
Foretold to return , remind ya,
“As ye sow so shall ye reap,”
When bitterness is yours to keep,
Is the bad seed inside ya.

Don’t have a bible?...

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Now when it comes to shopping for bras
There are three kinds to "support" the cause

For all of those well endowed lasses
"Catholic" bras support the masses

When the most mature women come callin'
"Salvation Army" bras lift the fallen

And whether it's needed or just for thrills
"Baptist" bras make, mountains out of mole hills!...

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He was a forerunner of the Saviour,
They couldn't comprehend his behaviour,
He dwelt in the woods,
The prophecy stirred his moods.

He ate locusts and honey,
People thought it funny,
His vision wasn’t in their range,
They saw him strange.

He baptized the repentant by the River Jordan,
He saw the glory higher than,
He was arrested,
His faith was tested....

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Agnus Dei
They sang.
Echoes of an ancient cry
Of prophet wild
On Jordan’s bank.
Mystery spans eternity,
Infinity the source and end.
Provision planned
In love
For man,
For God
A remedy to cross the gulf,
Sin’s chasm,
Gaping wound
Unhealed
Till that great Baptist cry,
Behold the Lamb of God!

Scribbled after hearing Gounod’s music, ‘Agnus Dei’ on the radio.
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For the Reverend Jacqui Clark, of the church of St.John the Baptist, Devizes, with love
 
God loves little Jacqui Clark
With all her kind and merry ways
Bright darling candle in the dark
Dear joyful soul who lights our days
Thank you, Jacqui, for the love
You bear to heal our hurt and pain
For blesséd manna from above
Flows forth from you
Like gentle rain
 
by Gail...

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we have God to blame
In God's eyes we are the same
saved us from sin and shame

from God we were made
then His Son in cradle laid
who in water would wade

what we did realize
Jesus John Baptist did baptize
beneath pale and blue skies

Mary was Holy
Jesus God's son one and only
Pray to them when lonely

As a last resort
God would give me much support
my sins out did sort...

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We've got to hold on
No matter what's the
Devil's storm
Continue to be
Strong in our Lord
Until every battle is over
Yes the Devil wants
You to think you'll 
Never make it
And He'll even cause
You to shed some tears
Jesus remember when 
He gave angels
Charge over you 
Down through the years
Remember His
Baptist male Spirit 
Made you clean
Even if this world
Is spiritually mean...

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In the river Jordan
you baptized the people,
some were brood of vipers:
pharisees, sadducees -

hey sanna hosanna,
king Herod you opposed.
You were his prisoner -
his servants cut your head.

In spirit you survived,
bashing black pharisees
even in red cassocks.
White cassock will not save

the one with black soul
and be it the vengeance,
hey sanna hosanna -
just punishment of God....

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Sermon....Garden city primitive Baptist 83015


There are many ways to avoid persecution...
W h at this amounts to...
Fitting in with the world..
Not standing out in the crowd...


If it is standing up for jesus and standing out for him..
This is testimony worth the persecution..

The world hated me...it will hate you the master said...

God give us state n goth to endure times of trouble
Amen...

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I
he slowed down with compassion -
no judgment, only attention
July 14, Memories Shared
At Randolph Memorial Baptist Church ...

II
CT's two sons, the family, must carry on
Lives, and the huge business; well-known
Even at Habitat for Humanity, many a Charity ...
I asked Phillip if he would "forgive" God ...

(c) Deo, shalom-shalom: that Peace that passes all human understanding...

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His first name was John,
Fulfilling prophecy Malachi told,
It was Jesus he could rely upon.
A story  that will never grow old.

Announced the coming of Jesus,
A message of salvation, we must repent,
The Messiah who will teach us.
Putting ourselves aside, it is Jesus to whom we submit.

Had his head served on a platter,
As the party carried on,
An insane request, but it didn’t matter.
He was simply entertainment, a pawn....

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He was of John the Baptist 
and JHS age,
when he was executed
as they were for faith.

He was Protestant,
before converting to Catholicism,
charged with treason
against the Queen.

Sacraments for him were as in the book,
“The Defense of Seven Sacraments”
by king Henry the VIII,
when king was the defender of faith.

Of opposite ways they went:
the king and Kirby.
True defender of faith,
priest Kirby or the Monarch King?...

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The Jordan River in Israel is remembered;
As the river where miracles occurred.
Joshua lead by God almighty was instructed;
To put the ark of the covenant in the Jordan
River, where an awesome miracle happened.
Later, John the Baptist was instructed by the lord,
To baptise Jesus Christ with water from the Jordan.
The spirit of God came upon Jesus Christ;
Revealing the greatest sign from heaven
as a holy dove while in the Jordan....

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