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Hoover Moover

Sucked off by his vacuum cleaner Vicar Jefs' wiener went leaner His parish aghast Told the cops, "Come fast" The Judge called a Miss de Meanor* (n.b., Baptist Jefs is now a Registered Sex Offender so guard your vacuum cleaner!

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Paghunda Zahid

Date: 8/4/2022 12:50:00 AM

Haha interesting... Nicely penned.. Blessings

Terry Flood

Date: 7/29/2022 12:22:00 PM

I can just hear the neighbours… ‘That blinking vicar’s hoovering again!’

Ilene Bauer

Date: 7/28/2022 10:47:00 AM

Classic Rico all the way through! Brought a huge grin…

Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/28/2022 6:24:00 PM

The Vicar recommends the Henry Hoover as the ultimate sucker. The ER recommends, "Don't try this at home", but it seems the vicar preferred church to the ER. Aloha!

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 7/28/2022 12:21:00 AM

Baptist Jef is an absolute loser - I'm so glad he got caught in the hoover - His hosepipe should rot - Let's hope it drops off - And he ends up in hell, the abuser…… Belle

Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/28/2022 6:21:00 PM

Enjoyed, but we never know what happens in someone else's mind; perhaps he was investigating trance-gender? Aloha!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 7/27/2022 11:59:00 PM

Lol, some folks have weird tastes. Tom

Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/28/2022 6:20:00 PM

Apparently parishoners were not offended by his wearing ladies stockings rather than trousers, but by his refusal to take the matter in hand. Who dresses up for a romp with a vacuum cleaner? Aloha!