Rico Leffanta Poet Limerick

Hoover Moover

Sucked off by his vacuum cleaner 
Vicar Jefs' wiener went leaner 
His parish aghast
Told the cops, "Come fast"
The Judge called a Miss de Meanor*

(n.b.,  Baptist Jefs is now a 
Registered Sex Offender so
guard your vacuum cleaner! 

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Paghunda Zahid August 4, 2022 at 12:50 AM Haha interesting... Nicely penned.. Blessings

Terry Flood July 29, 2022 at 12:22 PM I can just hear the neighbours… ‘That blinking vicar’s hoovering again!’

Ilene Bauer July 28, 2022 at 10:47 AM Classic Rico all the way through! Brought a huge grin… Rico Leffanta July 28, 2022 at 6:24 PM The Vicar recommends the Henry Hoover as the ultimate sucker. The ER recommends, "Don't try this at home", but it seems the vicar preferred church to the ER. Aloha!

Beryl Edmonds July 28, 2022 at 12:21 AM Baptist Jef is an absolute loser - I'm so glad he got caught in the hoover - His hosepipe should rot - Let's hope it drops off - And he ends up in hell, the abuser…… Belle Rico Leffanta July 28, 2022 at 6:21 PM Enjoyed, but we never know what happens in someone else's mind; perhaps he was investigating trance-gender? Aloha!

Tom Cunningham July 27, 2022 at 11:59 PM Lol, some folks have weird tastes. Tom Rico Leffanta July 28, 2022 at 6:20 PM Apparently parishoners were not offended by his wearing ladies stockings rather than trousers, but by his refusal to take the matter in hand. Who dresses up for a romp with a vacuum cleaner? Aloha!