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Three Kinds of Bras

Now when it comes to shopping for bras There are three kinds to "support" the cause For all of those well endowed lasses "Catholic" bras support the masses When the most mature women come callin' "Salvation Army" bras lift the fallen And whether it's needed or just for thrills "Baptist" bras make, mountains out of mole hills!

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Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 2/13/2019 1:42:00 AM

LOL This is witty and fun to read, Pat. And I was wondering what happened to my polka-dot support bra. Figures a man made off with it! Hugs, Carolyn

Pat Adams
Date: 2/13/2019 3:59:00 PM

Well a fellow has to get his trophy (or trophies?) where he can!.....(I mean if a fellow actually did have a polka dotted bra in his possession that is! Yeah, right, that's what I meant!)................80)

Line Gauthier

Date: 2/12/2019 8:49:00 PM

My husband thinks this is hilarious. You have his enthusiastic vote, Pat. I'm just shaking my head. Kudos to you. Cute.

Pat Adams
Date: 2/13/2019 3:51:00 PM

Well, I was raised Southern Baptist, so I feel like there is an element of truth to it! Oh well, it is what it is I guess. Glad you (And your husband) like it!....Have a good one!!........80)......pat