Short Banged Poems

nails being pounded 
pans being banged together 
screaming kids fighting...

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The judges gavel banged
Order in my court he roared
All sound disappeared....

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the catastrophe 
avoided…wobble…wobble
lazy chair upstart
banged the curio panel
upheaval of heavy art

3/6/2023...

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We could ride the storm 
Get banged, bruised  and survive
But we may never get a second chance
To rectify damages we've cause through
Trickery and lies...

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I was banged!

Five stars in the night of scars,
Were like flies in my eyes.
I was wrong,
I was slogged,
My pimpled Apple fell on his Granny's Nipples!...

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Ted sure needs to use the porter loo
Ted really does need to do a poo
He banged on the door
Could not wait any more
Ted farted so hard the porta loo flew...

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He heard that the zoo was for sale;
a donkey and tiger he'd 'nail':
'I want' - to the lass -
'your pussy and ass!'
(And that's why he's banged up in jail...)...

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there once was a lad with a giant toe
was three foot tall who they all called big joe
he would always scream and shout
and hop and jump all about
for he banged that toe wherever hed go...

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The Drunkard staggered into a bar
And slurred that he just wrecked his car

                   He added, "Wha th' hell,
                   Isle... zit 'ere ...az-spell..."

Then he sang while he banged his guitar!...

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Jesus was a carpenter, 
he worked with saw and hammer. 
He pounded, banged, for 20 years, 
it was an awful clamor. 
Then he spent three years a'preachin', 
he never had a stammer.
At last they nailed him to a cross, 
nevermore to yammer....

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(to the tune of peter peter pumpkin eater)

Cheater cheater had to see her
Left work early to go and meet her
Banged her in a vacant house
And brought home herpes for his spouse


Received 7th place in "any poem you posted this week" contest...

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I took a chance,

that you would be the one

my banged up heart

beating new beats

life flows in through windows

and doors

long closed

love peeks through mirrored lenses

asking me if I feel lucky

well do I??

yes...yes I do...

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Head ache
Posion ivy
Phones ringing
someones at the door
spilt my cup 
dropped my plate
glass everywhere
blood on my foot
dogs barking
kids screaming
house is a mess
I stubbed my toe
I banged my arm
tears well up
I wanna cry
what a bad day...

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White sheet 
Clean feet

Arms round
Loves sound

Locked door
want more

big bed
Loves fed

big bite
too tight

bulb dead
banged head

Your write
just right

long kiss 
pure bliss

big bill
no thrill



© 23/01/2013
Contest Entry: For Yasmin's contest >
 Virgin Footler here...

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He built a tower,
he stacked it high -
but couldn't climb it,
which made him cry.

She made a lorry,
but lost a wheel,
then bashed her brother -
oh, hear him squeal.

'I'm banning Lego,'
their Mummy said.
'I tripped and stumbled -
and banged my head.
Now go to bed!'...

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The postman blinked
The man winked
The pan burned
The girl learned

The bell rang
The boy sang
The leaf fell
Will the merchant sell?

The pipe banged
The chimes clanged
The woman shopped
The cook chopped

The bird chirped
A senior sang in church
The baker whisked
The file was on the disk...

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Listen to poem:

The backwash reflection
sent waves seawards
to crash headlong
into the oncoming waves
sending swash and spray skywards.
It was fun to go careering out 
and ride the surge, and get upshot
as the two waves met and banged together.
The afterglow of backwash aftereffect
was exhilarating that afternoon....

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My hubby just fell out of bed
He banged his elbow and his head
Now I can hear groaning
Expletives and moaning
I’m certain that he isn’t dead!

Only the first line is true – last night we watched a programme on how easily people lie but on this occasion I would call this poetic licence

10/10/18...

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I got a splinter from the 
Laundry basket made of straw.
I banged into the stepstool
So my shin is red and raw.

I knocked a chair right over
And it fell onto my toe.
Another one’s still injured
So I’ve only eight to go.

These wounds are all the products
Of my sad attempt to clean
Which is obviously, not to me,
A part of my routine....

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Knuckles banged, finger cut;
Bolt still bonded with the nut.

Mind shaking, temper rising;
Thoughts leading to a cruel surprising.

Bankruptcy looming, crumbling affairs;
Dreams dropping not by one but in pairs.

Heart broke, soul shattered;
Lost the only relationship that mattered.

Sit? Relax? Sip a cold beer?
Think before acting, the answer is near....

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While walking in  the market  one day
I started talking to a friend we had lots to say
Unmindful of whatever came before  me
Kept walking somewhat straight  with glee

Suddenly  my  forehead banged into a pillar
My hard lense fell off and the pain was a killer
Hooding one eye I looked for the lens but failed
A passer-by made a call to my son ,the problem  was nailed...

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If there was no time before the Big Bang
Was there nothing or something other ker-banged
There was no morning, afternoon or night
Before the Universe was put out to endless flight

Concepts that we find are so useful in our lives
Appointments and times schedules will not jive
But in the infinitesimal void of the universe
Who would really care for what it is worse.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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Bank robber Jim was one unlucky bloke
Went to draw his gun but the holster broke
It dropped on the bank floor 
And went off with a roar
The shock was too much and he had a stroke... 

Though he was unconscious he hadn't died
Woke in a coffin for his final ride 
In a desparate bid
Banged on the coffin lid 
But all he could hear was laughing outside... 

Written 17th June 2021...

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I sat and watched as it continually banged it's head into the window pane, that fly.

My cat sits on the cill and swipes out at the fly as it buzzes around his head,
But he missed and knocked over a china vase instead.
The fly seemed startled and goes round and round the light.

It's buzzing is driving me crazy, it's becoming such a bore,
So I open everything I can and the fly goes out of the door....

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MEDITATION HOUR


Love notes written on vellum
Music scores with smiles between lines
Written in symbols, circles or waves
When lids closed for an hour 


I’m inside a strand of hair
A protein or atomic space
Neutrality speaks like 
A pink lotus
teaches as my Muse
Its a cardamom pip


I disappear into its blackness
then the car door 
Banged !!

At the hour


©ghairodanielspoetry2018...

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