Short Arse Poems
Short Arse Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Arse by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Arse by length and keyword.
Arse
"arse"
F you
if you
drop
your
"R's"
because
then
friend
becomes
fiend...
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Categories:
arse, color,
Form:
Free verse
Vladimir Putin
Vladimir Putin
needs a swift arse-bootin'!
Stop inflicting so much pain
on the brave people of Ukraine!
...
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Categories:
arse, political, war,
Form:
Clerihew
Prickly Arse
nine rare arse lickers
In Kim’s windows
Sitting on thorns
Ah.....Sew! poem by Deborah Guzzi (Contest)...
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Categories:
arse, funny
Form:
Haiku
Farewell Father Jack
So, farewell then, Father Jack
Let this be writ upon a plaque
"All things pass;
Drink, feck, arse..."
by Gail...
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Categories:
arse, appreciation, character, death, drink, farewell, humor, tribute,
Form:
Clerihew
A Farce
A Farce
It’s really a farce
to deny your arse
isn’t extended
when your food intake
was not a mistake
for that end intended....
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Categories:
arse, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Maniac, Brainiac
I am a pyromaniac
A little bit of a brainiac
Don't you give me any smack
I'll sick yo' arse with a stack
of fire balls at your back
*wink*...
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Categories:
arse, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
Hoisted By My Own Petard
To go out today would be a farce
Bitterly cold and sunshine sparse
I wanted to play
But there was no way
I would certainly land on my arse
7/7/2013...
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Categories:
arse, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Pc
True words I shall tenderly parse
Who’s seen that tremendous fat arse?
So not to offend
And the wrong message send
Let’s classify it as not sparse...
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Categories:
arse, on writing and words, parody
Form:
Limerick
Monkey Business
There was a fine monkey from Peru
Who hated the zoo’s vegetable stew.
So to get a banana
He’d turn arse to camera
and they'd throw him a banana or two!...
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Categories:
arse, animals, funny
Form:
Limerick
Old Ulysses
An old biologist named Ulysses
Had a job identifying species
Ulysses was arse-backward
His technique manufactured
'Stead of faces, he examined feces...
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Categories:
arse, giggle, technology, work,
Form:
Limerick
Citizen Vs Subject
I’m a Citizen and I know it
No one makes a subject out of this poet
A subject a farce
They can shove it up their arse
Better still brace yourself ill make it fit...
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Categories:
arse, funny
Form:
Limerick
Dead Man Walking
I have been ordered to renovate the loo
so my good wifey can go for a poo
the hole I cut was so large
as it had to fit her arse
Oh im in trouble now, what a to-do...
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Categories:
arse, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Our Life Story, Like a Zebra For Us,
Our life story, is like a zebra for us,
A black band, a white band, then a big arse,
And in the end, as everybody knows,
Prepare to receive by the hoof the final blow!...
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Categories:
arse, life,
Form:
Quintain (Sicilian)
Smart-Ass
There once was a lad who loved to eat soup
He made it with beans so he'd always poop
He'd let out a fart
His arse it would SMART
~ Yet his friends thought him a big nincompoop...
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Categories:
arse, nonsense, silly, smart,
Form:
Limerick
Smell You Later
Well I just gotta make you laugh
In my head there’s a whole lot’ stuff
If I let pass
It’ll only come out my arse
it’ll be funny and smelly but that’s tough
*the last Limerick from me*...
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Categories:
arse, funny
Form:
Limerick
Existential Pondering
Pondering the universe, vast
Curious for my part
Spontaneously, thou scratch my arse…
Marvin Celestial’s Poetry Contest – Senryu On Your Existence
20 June 2015...
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Categories:
arse, humor, life, wisdom, universe,
Form:
Senryu
Dumpers
Dumpers
The gal with the arse cannon
Let’s one rip a right good fart
You can smell it from here
It smells of baked beans
And mushy peas plus cabbage
I wonder what it’s like
When she takes a dump?...
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Categories:
arse, funny, rude, satire,
Form:
Free verse
One For the Road
One For The Road
In the circus I mastered some arts.
Butt the unicycle - sad farce
its seat tightly wedged
when I hit a low hedge
needed help to pull it from me arse.
John G. Lawless
©2/5/2018...
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Categories:
arse, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Nah Fer I Arse
running in the groove
needle follows at speed
hear the record
skip as the needle
slices through my lump
Dying in vinyl crevice
oil slick sides
unable to climb
needle coming round again
jumping for the last time...
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Categories:
arse, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Slag
Slaaag was a foul mouthed quick witted handy female. A cat fight was one of her specialities as was name calling and back stabbing. Arse licking was another skill. What these things never achieved plain old seduction did....
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Categories:
arse, angst, nonsense, sin,
Form:
Free verse
It's Just a Boat
There once was a boat made of wood
And named after his wife as it should
But the name was so harsh
When he called it fat arse
Oh why are men so misunderstood
http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-4.php...
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Categories:
arse, funny
Form:
Limerick
Warning - Too Late To Viv's Party
The warning on a thermometer states
'do not use orally after using rectally'
listen, i'm not saying people are stupid,
but let them shove it and sort itself out
better said, 'do not stick where the
sun don't shine', you imbecilic arse'!...
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Categories:
arse, confusion, humor,
Form:
I do not know?
A Quick Thought
The fool
if I catch him will
be me
This Annoyance
in soup server error is pain in
ones arse
The arrogant
never return compliment
what wrong
the wit
I often use is misunderstood
go figure
fat cat
has more than he needs his
hands greedy...
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Categories:
arse, life,
Form:
Senryu
Narcissistic Nimwit
Yes, I’ll sign that gripe card! Give it to me!
Tell that coworker what an arse he be!
Look how quickly they sign it!
He’ll be surprised to find it!
Hey, what’s this? Oh crap! It’s addressed to me…
written 8/17/11 for Carolyn Devonshire's
Horrible Bosses contest (and more)...
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Categories:
arse, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Plain Arse Rude
narcissists with huge egos slither and slink ~ hmmm, what would Rumi think
a sly smile on their lips, thinking it's a disguise ~ not from many eyes
having an overly aggressive attitude ~ it's just plain a-rse rude
they are like lemons with sour zest ~ for goodness sake, please give it a rest
...
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Categories:
arse, conflict,
Form:
Monoku