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Warning - Too Late To Viv's Party

The warning on a thermometer states
'do not use orally after using rectally'
listen, i'm not saying people are stupid,
but let them shove it and sort itself out
better said, 'do not stick where the
 sun don't shine', you imbecilic ****'!

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Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 10/23/2016 8:15:00 AM

Liability's always a bitch//lawsuits make some people rich//I heard a rumor//I'd find some good humor//at your house, (I've hit no glitch). looks like I can get a good brain scramble and some chuckles by poking around in your poem closet. I likee! Cheerios and Chariots ~j

Paloma P
Date: 10/23/2016 9:05:00 AM

That's funnier than the warning! Cheers.

Robert Warlov

Date: 10/22/2016 5:20:00 PM

Ch. to: A thermometer shoved where the sun don't shine must be read by moon-light... Simplier :-)

Paloma P
Date: 10/23/2016 9:05:00 AM

Only you would have thought of that. :)

Paul Callus

Date: 10/22/2016 8:34:00 AM

Pleased to be a willing 'victim' of your humour, Paloma:) Sorry about you missing out on the party...this would have made the temperature rise! Regards // paul

Paloma P
Date: 10/22/2016 8:41:00 AM

You're always a welcomed guest to my insanity Paul! :) Thanks so much.

Chris Green

Date: 10/21/2016 3:40:00 PM

Ha, this was funnier than the fact that they would have to put a warning like that on something like that.

Paloma P
Date: 10/23/2016 9:04:00 AM

No doubt, thanks Chris.

Daniel Turner

Date: 10/21/2016 12:27:00 PM

To think, they only put warnings on things because at some point someone has done it. Very funny indeed, Paloma. I prefer the new ones they put in your ear:)

Paloma P
Date: 10/21/2016 1:01:00 PM

That's the funniest part! :) I prefer those too.