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Narcissistic Nimwit

Yes, I’ll sign that gripe card! Give it to me! 
Tell that coworker what an **** he be!
Look how quickly they sign it!
He’ll be surprised to find it!
Hey, what’s this? Oh crap! It’s addressed to me…




written 8/17/11 for Carolyn Devonshire's
              Horrible Bosses contest (and more)

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Richard Lamoureux

Date: 8/18/2013 8:30:00 AM

Most clever and entertaining piece.

Elizabeth Wesley

Date: 10/10/2011 12:24:00 AM

Good grief, just can't be, you are too amusing and dear to have that. Fun for a smile! :)

Sara Kendrick

Date: 9/4/2011 7:44:00 AM

Interesting one..I don't know how I missed reading it and commenting..I guess it was during some of the down time..Congrats on your win..Thanks for stopping by..Sara

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 8/23/2011 1:08:00 PM

Congratulations on your placement in Carolyn Devonshire's "Horrible Bosses" contest Robert. Love, Carol

Jack Horne

Date: 8/23/2011 12:52:00 PM

Love it! I haven't been on Soup for a day or so and have just seen all the contest results I've missed! Please excuse this quick message of congratulations - well done on all your wins : )

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 8/22/2011 4:15:00 PM

Congratulations on the first place win in the contest of carolyn, Robert

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 8/21/2011 12:02:00 PM

Congrats Robert on your first place win ..awesome one luv..

Black Eyed Susan

Date: 8/21/2011 11:07:00 AM

love it! lol! congratulations on your win!

Lee Ramage

Date: 8/21/2011 9:49:00 AM

That was hysterical! Great write. I am on vacation and just had to have a quick read. Well done congrats on your win.lee

Tony Lane

Date: 8/21/2011 7:11:00 AM

Good one Carolyn. Congratulations on your win!!! Tony

Judy Ball

Date: 8/20/2011 9:47:00 PM

This is too funny Bob. Loved it. That's the way it always is. We can see everyone's faults but our own. God Bless, JB

Francine Roberts

Date: 8/20/2011 9:34:00 PM

congrats on your win with this very funny entry Robert

John Freeman

Date: 8/20/2011 8:09:00 PM

A great pleasure to see your poem make the top of the chart,Bob. "Congratlations again on a hilarious poem." Agape, Moses

John Smith

Date: 8/20/2011 6:07:00 PM

Congratulations! Great funny limerick. Like the twist at the end.

James Fraser

Date: 8/20/2011 5:04:00 PM

Oh my, I so love the title. If you like words, it's like a bee to honey. Congratulations on your win Robert. Have a lovely weekend :)

David Williams

Date: 8/20/2011 4:08:00 PM

hey Robert congrats on another win Dave

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/20/2011 4:05:00 PM

What a great surprise ending, Rob! So you were the "arse," eh? Congratulations on your first-place win! Check the blog I just posted and you'll find that a dozen people helped decide the rankings for this contest. Love, Carolyn

Caryl Ramsdale

Date: 8/20/2011 3:59:00 PM

Congratulations on your win! Caryl Ramsdale

Gwendolen Song

Date: 8/20/2011 3:43:00 PM

I knew it. A great write, Robert. Congrats on this awesome win. Gwendolen

Elaine George

Date: 8/20/2011 5:59:00 AM

lol!!! Sure to top the winners circle, Bob. Lainie. And, thank you for your kind comments on my poetry.

Gwendolen Song

Date: 8/20/2011 12:34:00 AM

Dear Robert, This guy is the epitome of ugliness for bosses all across the globe! Hopefully, this guy is fiction...if not, mail him this poem after you look for future employment. Excellent & energizing piece. See, you got me all revved up with emotion too!! Grrrrrrr!! I hate this boss!! ha ha. Gwendolen

Elizabeth Wesley

Date: 8/19/2011 2:38:00 PM

Love the title and what follows; a droll verse on that comes full circle! Luv, Eliz

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 8/18/2011 1:20:00 PM

Lovely humor, enjoyed the write, Robert