Robert A. Dufresne Poet Limerick

Narcissistic Nimwit

Yes, I’ll sign that gripe card! Give it to me! 
Tell that coworker what an **** he be!
Look how quickly they sign it!
He’ll be surprised to find it!
Hey, what’s this? Oh crap! It’s addressed to me…




written 8/17/11 for Carolyn Devonshire's
              Horrible Bosses contest (and more)

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Richard Lamoureux August 18, 2013 at 8:30 AM Most clever and entertaining piece.

Elizabeth Wesley October 10, 2011 at 12:24 AM Good grief, just can't be, you are too amusing and dear to have that. Fun for a smile! :)

Sara Kendrick September 4, 2011 at 7:44 AM Interesting one..I don't know how I missed reading it and commenting..I guess it was during some of the down time..Congrats on your win..Thanks for stopping by..Sara

Carol Sunshine Brown August 23, 2011 at 1:08 PM Congratulations on your placement in Carolyn Devonshire's "Horrible Bosses" contest Robert. Love, Carol

Jack Horne August 23, 2011 at 12:52 PM Love it! I haven't been on Soup for a day or so and have just seen all the contest results I've missed! Please excuse this quick message of congratulations - well done on all your wins : )

Dr.Ram Mehta August 22, 2011 at 4:15 PM Congratulations on the first place win in the contest of carolyn, Robert

Linda-Marie Sweetheart August 21, 2011 at 12:02 PM Congrats Robert on your first place win ..awesome one luv..

Black Eyed Susan August 21, 2011 at 11:07 AM love it! lol! congratulations on your win!

Lee Ramage August 21, 2011 at 9:49 AM That was hysterical! Great write. I am on vacation and just had to have a quick read. Well done congrats on your win.lee

Tony Lane August 21, 2011 at 7:11 AM Good one Carolyn. Congratulations on your win!!! Tony

Judy Ball August 20, 2011 at 9:47 PM This is too funny Bob. Loved it. That's the way it always is. We can see everyone's faults but our own. God Bless, JB

Francine Roberts August 20, 2011 at 9:34 PM congrats on your win with this very funny entry Robert

John Freeman August 20, 2011 at 8:09 PM A great pleasure to see your poem make the top of the chart,Bob. "Congratlations again on a hilarious poem." Agape, Moses

John Smith August 20, 2011 at 6:07 PM Congratulations! Great funny limerick. Like the twist at the end.

James Fraser August 20, 2011 at 5:04 PM Oh my, I so love the title. If you like words, it's like a bee to honey. Congratulations on your win Robert. Have a lovely weekend :)

David Williams August 20, 2011 at 4:08 PM hey Robert congrats on another win Dave

Carolyn Devonshire August 20, 2011 at 4:05 PM What a great surprise ending, Rob! So you were the "arse," eh? Congratulations on your first-place win! Check the blog I just posted and you'll find that a dozen people helped decide the rankings for this contest. Love, Carolyn

Caryl Ramsdale August 20, 2011 at 3:59 PM Congratulations on your win! Caryl Ramsdale

Gwendolen Song August 20, 2011 at 3:43 PM I knew it. A great write, Robert. Congrats on this awesome win. Gwendolen

Elaine George August 20, 2011 at 5:59 AM lol!!! Sure to top the winners circle, Bob. Lainie. And, thank you for your kind comments on my poetry.

Gwendolen Song August 20, 2011 at 12:34 AM Dear Robert, This guy is the epitome of ugliness for bosses all across the globe! Hopefully, this guy is fiction...if not, mail him this poem after you look for future employment. Excellent & energizing piece. See, you got me all revved up with emotion too!! Grrrrrrr!! I hate this boss!! ha ha. Gwendolen

Elizabeth Wesley August 19, 2011 at 2:38 PM Love the title and what follows; a droll verse on that comes full circle! Luv, Eliz

Dr.Ram Mehta August 18, 2011 at 1:20 PM Lovely humor, enjoyed the write, Robert

Nette Onclaud August 18, 2011 at 9:50 AM LOL... winner..:) huggs!

Andrea Dietrich August 18, 2011 at 12:30 AM hahahaha. GREAT job.

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