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It's Just a Boat

There once was a boat made of wood
And named after his wife as it should
     But the name was so harsh
     When he called it fat ****
Oh why are men so misunderstood









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Thvia Shetley

Date: 10/7/2010 7:34:00 AM

ha ha! Wait... this may or may not be funny! Well done my friend!

Sharon Tideswell

Date: 10/1/2010 12:23:00 PM

You are outrageously funny sometimes James. This one really made me laugh ~ Sharon :)

Wilma Neels

Date: 10/1/2010 9:52:00 AM

Only you would get away with something like this Mr. Highlander! Love your limerick ;) week has been good thanks hey, just glad it is weekend. ;) Wilma

Francine Roberts

Date: 10/1/2010 8:20:00 AM

love it

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 10/1/2010 7:06:00 AM

I enjoyed reading your amazing poetry this morning. I hope you have a wonderful weekend filled with good health, love, and lots of inspiration James. Love, Carol

De R

Date: 10/1/2010 2:39:00 AM

Haha...so funny, James. Well, it's pretty clear why she got upset. Women don't like to be called anything that involves the word 'fat'. But had to laugh at this.:) Emilia

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 9/30/2010 6:01:00 PM

and you ask why men are misunderstood? hahaha. Luv, Andrea

Sidney Hall Mad Poet

Date: 9/30/2010 3:47:00 PM

This is the Limerick of the month. Can I steal it for my Fav collection?

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 9/30/2010 2:15:00 PM

LOL -- I think you just answered your own question, James. Women don't like to hear they look fat. Of course, you know that. I feel like writing a sequel to this from the woman's point of view! Love, Carolyn (Just sent you a regular email.)

Nigel Fox

Date: 9/30/2010 1:40:00 PM

Very very funny !