Scooper Poems - Poems about Scooper

...Prompt for all the young, Think of all the digital fun, Invent some device for the future, Code a robotic pooper scooper, For flies, mosquitoes, all pooper, Thus no diseases in your future, So......

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...super duper pooper scooper......

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...James Bond, is that you? Ever so true. Pecking away, like a woodpecker too? James Bond? I’m not even blond. But I’m still single. Now and beyond. What is your angle, your magical trick? Are y......

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...Fork git about spooner hiz ham And join (singing the words in the next paragraph) whether alone in a traffic jam basting, cooking, then eating a lamb prepared by thee missus a superb culinar......

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...If you would like to have your limerick(s) posted, soup mail them to me. Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks She sounds like a mad dog who barks and barks Geeze, lady, give it a rest Yo......

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...I mowed my lawn in my red Jimmy Choos Now there’s dog poop on my new shoes My lazy neighbor's got an untrained pup It poops on MY lawn - they don’t clean it up! The lawn’s dotted ......

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...A supercilious Souper Claims to be our Pooper Scooper But his reviews Do not amuse He's become a Souper Blooper......

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...The 36% Poem I recall going to the stained-glass church as a child and wishing the Jesus statue would move, that he would just step down from that hanging cross and walk among us, casting drop......

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...SERGEANT COOPER AND OFFICER HOUND Cooper was a trooper Who was a Sergeant? He ......

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...Circle Time we got a puppy – “super dooper” now the puppy’s a – “super pooper” he circles thricely squats so nicely I’m a “super dooper pooper scooper” John G. Lawless 12/4/2016......

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...There was a man named Hickenlooper. Who invented a dog poop scooper. Something went awry Flinging contents into the sky And stinking the town into a stupor.......

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...A town in Spain had had enough With dog poop in the parks. The owners would be punished For their pets who left their marks. So volunteers with eagle eyes Approached offending walkers, Without revea......

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...I love dogs,don't get me wrong. It's really not their doing. Their human parents are to blame for places they are pooing! It's bad enough they let them go right smack into my yard. But then they wil......

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...Pet Port A Potty I took a walk in the city today to try to pass the time away. Saw lots of people walking too stepped right in a pile of doggy doo. I thought for a moment just what could be done to ......

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...I was out walking my dragon, when I came across a Dogasaurus Rex. It really wasn’t so bad until; they got into a real life-pissing contest. My dragons’ roar was way less than his, and spitting fire......

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