Scooper Poems - Poems about Scooper

...super duper pooper scooper......Read the rest...

...James Bond, is that you? Ever so true. Pecking away, like a woodpecker too? James Bond? I’m not even blond. But I’m still single. Now and beyond. What is your angle, your magical trick? Are y......Read the rest...

...Fork git about spooner hiz ham And join (singing the words in the next paragraph) whether alone in a traffic jam basting, cooking, then eating a lamb prepared by thee missus a superb culinar......Read the rest...

..."Imagination is as imagination does." -- a poet of a truly handsome imagination * * * On every "Help! Oh, help! I'm in a Pickle!" Pickle Day, Ms. Superhero Fancy one true super-du......Read the rest...

...If you would like to have your limerick(s) posted, soup mail them to me. Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks She sounds like a mad dog who barks and barks Geeze, lady, give it a rest Yo......Read the rest...

...I mowed my lawn in my red Jimmy Choos Now there’s dog poop on my new shoes My lazy neighbor's got an untrained pup It poops on MY lawn - they don’t clean it up! The lawn’s dotted ......Read the rest...

...A supercilious Souper Claims to be our Pooper Scooper But his reviews Do not amuse He's become a Souper Blooper......Read the rest...

...The 36% Poem I recall going to the stained-glass church as a child and wishing the Jesus statue would move, that he would just step down from that hanging cross and walk among us, casting drop......Read the rest...

...SERGEANT COOPER AND OFFICER HOUND Cooper was a trooper Who was a Sergeant? He ......Read the rest...

...Circle Time we got a puppy – “super dooper” now the puppy’s a – “super pooper” he circles thricely squats so nicely I’m a “super dooper pooper scooper” John G. Lawless 12/4/2016......Read the rest...

...I once had a donkey named Cass Who ate sour oats with his lass The carriage they towed One day would explode! When both of the asses passed gas ! The street sweeper's name was Jim-B......Read the rest...

...There was a man named Hickenlooper. Who invented a dog poop scooper. Something went awry Flinging contents into the sky And stinking the town into a stupor.......Read the rest...

...A town in Spain had had enough With dog poop in the parks. The owners would be punished For their pets who left their marks. So volunteers with eagle eyes Approached offending walkers, Without revea......Read the rest...

...I love dogs,don't get me wrong. It's really not their doing. Their human parents are to blame for places they are pooing! It's bad enough they let them go right smack into my yard. But then they wil......Read the rest...

...Pet Port A Potty I took a walk in the city today to try to pass the time away. Saw lots of people walking too stepped right in a pile of doggy doo. I thought for a moment just what could be done to ......Read the rest...