Scooper Poems - Poems about Scooper

Over to the young

...Prompt for all the young,
Think of all the digital fun,
Invent some device for the future,
Code a robotic pooper scooper,
For flies, mosquitoes, all pooper,
Thus no diseases in your future, 
So...

Bulldozer Cleaning Up After Cows

...super
duper

pooper
scooper...

Symbiotic

...James Bond, is that you?  Ever so true.  Pecking away, like a woodpecker too?
James Bond?  I’m not even blond.  But I’m still single.  Now and beyond.
What is your angle, your magical trick?  Are y...

Fork Git About Spooner Hiz Ham

...Fork git about spooner hiz ham

And join (singing the words 
in the next paragraph) whether alone
in a traffic jam
basting, cooking, then eating a lamb
prepared by thee missus
a superb culinar...

Limerick Collaboration-Join In-New Additions

...If you would like to have your limerick(s) posted, soup mail them to me.

Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks
She sounds like a mad dog who barks and barks
Geeze, lady, give it a rest
Yo...

My Pet Hate - Dk

...I mowed my lawn in my red Jimmy Choos
Now there’s dog poop on my new shoes
My lazy neighbor's got an untrained pup
It poops on MY lawn - they don’t clean it up!


The lawn’s dotted ...

The Latest Poop

...A supercilious Souper
Claims to be our Pooper Scooper
But his reviews
Do not amuse
He's become a Souper Blooper...

The 36 Percent Poem

...The 36% Poem

I recall going to the stained-glass church as a child 
and wishing the Jesus statue would move, that he would
just step down from that hanging cross and walk among us,
casting drop...

Sergeant Cooper and Officer Hound

...SERGEANT COOPER AND OFFICER HOUND
                                           Cooper was a trooper
                                           Who was a Sergeant?
                                He ...

Circle Time

...Circle Time

we got a puppy – “super dooper”
now the puppy’s a – “super pooper”
he circles thricely
squats so nicely
I’m a “super dooper pooper scooper”


John G. Lawless
12/4/2016...

Crap Happens

...There was a man named Hickenlooper.
Who invented a dog poop scooper.
Something went awry
Flinging contents into the sky
And stinking the town into a stupor....

The Spanish Scoop

...A town in Spain had had enough
With dog poop in the parks.
The owners would be punished
For their pets who left their marks.

So volunteers with eagle eyes
Approached offending walkers,
Without revea...

Doggy Do No Wrong

...I love dogs,don't get me wrong.
It's really not their doing.
Their human parents are to blame
for places they are pooing!

It's bad enough they let them go
right smack into my yard.
But then they wil...

Pet Pot a Potty

...Pet Port A Potty

I took a walk in the city today
to try to pass the time away.
Saw lots of people walking too
stepped right in a pile of doggy doo.
I thought for a moment just what could be done
to ...

The Dragon Walkie

...I was out walking my dragon, when I came across a Dogasaurus Rex.
It really wasn’t so bad until; they got into a real life-pissing contest.
My dragons’ roar was way less than his, and spitting fire...

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