Short Scooper Poems
Short Scooper Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Scooper by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Scooper by length and keyword.
Bulldozer Cleaning Up After Cows
super
duper
pooper
scooper...
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Categories:
scooper, word play,
Form:
Footle
Dog Walkers
People walking dogs
Should always carry a scooper
Dog doo is stinky...
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Categories:
scooper, animals, people, pets,
Form:
Senryu
The Latest Poop
A supercilious Souper
Claims to be our Pooper Scooper
But his reviews
Do not amuse
He's become a Souper Blooper...
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Categories:
scooper, culture,
Form:
Limerick
Crap Happens
There was a man named Hickenlooper.
Who invented a dog poop scooper.
Something went awry
Flinging contents into the sky
And stinking the town into a stupor....
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Categories:
scooper, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Circle Time
Circle Time
we got a puppy – “super dooper”
now the puppy’s a – “super pooper”
he circles thricely
squats so nicely
I’m a “super dooper pooper scooper”
John G. Lawless
12/4/2016...
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Categories:
scooper, dog, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Cass and Jim-Bob, Aka Pooper and Scooper
I once had a donkey named Cass
Who ate sour oats with his lass
The carriage they towed
One day would explode!
When both of the asses passed gas !
The street sweeper's name was Jim-Bob
Who scooped up the cobble-street blob!
Dressed like a storm- trooper
The stench choked the scooper!
He chucked it.........along with the job !!
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7/28/15 For Roy Jergen's Contest:...
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Categories:
scooper, animal, funny,
Form:
Limerick
My Pet Hate - Dk
I mowed my lawn in my red Jimmy Choos
Now there’s dog poop on my new shoes
My lazy neighbor's got an untrained pup
It poops on MY lawn - they don’t clean it up!
The lawn’s dotted with piles of dog muck
I’m gobsmacked in fact I’m dumbstruck
So I’ve ordered them a pooper scooper
I hope they’ll use it on their pesky pooper
Fiction poem - but dog mess is a pet hate of mine!
Dumbstruck Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Charles Messina
08/14/21...
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Categories:
scooper, conflict, garden, pets,
Form:
Rhyme