Short Scooper Poems
Short Scooper Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Scooper by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Scooper by length and keyword.
There was a man named Hickenlooper.
Who invented a dog poop scooper.
Something went awry
Flinging contents into the sky
And stinking the town into a stupor.
Circle Time
we got a puppy – “super dooper”
now the puppy’s a – “super pooper”
he circles thricely
squats so nicely
I’m a “super dooper pooper scooper”
John G. Lawless
12/4/2016
So many patients waiting with their dogs
I pitied the poor Doctor, Anderson Cooper
As time passed, my pity shifted to the waiting room
An aquarium it had ~ it lacked a pooper-scooper
Prompt for all the young,
Think of all the digital fun,
Invent some device for the future,
Code a robotic pooper scooper,
For flies, mosquitoes, all pooper,
Thus no diseases in your future,
Soon your world would be beautser,
Emit water and oxygen,
Lots of ideas for you to ken,
Nothing wrong with millenial brains
Flies, mossies, pooper down the drains!
I mowed my lawn in my red Jimmy Choos
Now there’s dog poop on my new shoes
My lazy neighbor's got an untrained pup
It poops on MY lawn - they don’t clean it up!
The lawn’s dotted with piles of dog muck
I’m gobsmacked in fact I’m dumbstruck
So I’ve ordered them a pooper scooper
I hope they’ll use it on their pesky pooper
Fiction poem - but dog mess is a pet hate of mine!
Dumbstruck Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Charles Messina
08/14/21