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Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks

Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks...
studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe

My utmost humblest apology
for inducing the following
cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium,
but the cost of friendship
with yours truly 
(me – a foo fighting,
eagle eyed, beatle browed, beastie boy  
christened Matthew Scott Harris)
doth newt come 
like some hootie and the blowfish 
super tramping 
cheap trick linkedin to 
wings

Categories: schooled, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse

Read

We never learned how to read. 
Instead they only censored & cared to mislead. 
They schooled & said this is how you become intelligent. 
Until our minds, bodies & souls started to fight back & we said your reference is giving us the run around and here is the evidence.

Categories: schooled, abuse, america, corruption, emotions,
Form: Free verse

Mercury and Venus Schooled Me

Mercury rolled her eyes and dragged me to my seat
Making me sit there for ten minutes
I tried to sneak away and she caught me
By the seat of my pants

She gave me a kick and I landed on Venus
Venus was not as kind
She had no love for Gemini
That was Mercury’s air sign

I was much more respectful

Categories: schooled, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Light Verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Schooled In Hard Knock Sufferance

Schooled in hard knock sufferance... -
soulful scribe matt er fact - seeks solemn sanctuary

Despite always pledging
allegiance to the flag
academic performance traced, narrated,
graphed... unfavorable zigzag

vertical lined spikes across
x-axis and y-axis displayed
dramatically sharper increased crag
when promoted one grade to the next

how comprehension did lag
attributed to allocating, dag
gone nabbit budgeting, crafting... productive
time usage, plus an affirmative nod,

whereby yours

Categories: schooled, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Personification

Sassy Sobriquets Schooled Sissy Spindleshanks

Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks...
studious skinny scruffy scribe

Scathing, scolding, screaming,
scorning, searing, sing,
sociopathic sarin soaked skewed
squirt, sputtering, squawking, sleepily
staggering, stabbing, swaggering
sweltering sadistic, sarcastic,

savage, systemically systematically
stigmatized, supersized saber sharp
schick shaving, shunned, sabotaged,
scarred, scorched, smote, sanguine,
stippled, speckled schizophrenic
sensibility, spurring, seething,

somewhat stultified, sophisticated,
spellbound spirited scabrous
schlemiel schlemazel, stenciled,
sundered sniveling sanguine storied
snakebitten sojourning smartass,
skeptical shoddy sophomoric

screwball, subtly sagacious,
stunted, sclerotic, scrappily
shuffling short,

Categories: schooled, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse

I Was Schooled

Who says I didn't learn in school
For me it was a lesson cascade
In science class, I learned to draw,
And that it, didn't help my grade

I learned, I liked to look at girls
Which I did too much every day
I managed to catch a girls eye,
Then learned I had nothing to say

Caught looking a little too low
With

Categories: schooled, boy, girl, humorous, introspection,
Form: Quatrain

Schooled In Oklahoma

When Len traveled to Oklahoma

to obtain a ranching diploma

a bull butted him hard

out in the training yard

and he but earned a hematoma.



... CayCay
July 25, 2019
State Limerick Contest

Categories: schooled, abuse, animal, change, dream,
Form: Limerick

Homeless Schooled

Healthy HomeSchool
therapeutic mindbody homelife,
especially for those who feel and think homeless,
co-empathic living

In-between longing for win/win 
inter-religious GoldenRule endings
and belonging to win/lose 
monotheistic anthro-supremacist beginnings.

Where we learn how everyone is a parasite.
Some more benign.
Others not so much.
But, still, beyond their bloated enslavement to rabidity
and terror
lies what is left of benign homeopathic possibility.

We also listen for our

Categories: schooled, culture, earth, education, health,
Form: Parallelismus Membrorum

Schooled

This saying they have, it's as old as time
Used for decades in many a rhyme 
A simple statement, it holds an ancient truth
A teaching, a moral obligation to be instilled during youth 
Though many forget it and thus do harm 
Its meaning holds true and still carries on
Something that opens the heart and nourishes the

Categories: schooled, humanity,
Form: I do not know?

I Was Schooled

I'm just a student at this big old school I do whatever is cool, yet I always stay prudent 
From kindergarten to the eleventh grade, nothing really has changed, I am in the same classes 

And I am just another guy, despite my genius observation skills you cannot deny 
But I cannot believe the lies

Categories: schooled, angst, betrayal, childhood, corruption,
Form: Dramatic Monologue

Schooled In Blue

I'm sitting with crayons, all over my desk

Just picked the one, that suited me the best

And It's Blue, blue blue blue blue blue



My coloring book,  lies there open wide

The picture reminds me of you, makes me cry

And I go Boo,  boo hoo hoo hoo hoo



My crying is over when the bell starts to

Categories: schooled, break up, children, cry,
Form: Rhyme

My Kids Is Home Schooled

My Kids Is Home Schooled

By Elton Camp

Them thar schools is evil as can be
Hit ain’t no place fer my kin to see
To git wicked ideas into thar head
When them books they’s done read

I can learn them all of what they need
So thet from th’ devil’s world be freed
I kin teach all thet English, science, math
And

Categories: schooled, educationhome, home,
Form: Rhyme

Schooled Excellence

Days of learning,
Teachers of value and kindness,
The language foreign and then familiar,
English, a refined mode of learning,
That leads to higher education,
Favorite teachers that mentored comprehension,
Crests and awards to recognize achievement,
The blessing to be there with friends,
Choirs and drama,
Sports and athletics,
Normal progression,
With some exemplary results,
Humble fashions with excellence,
Graduations you reflect on,
Days and nights with parents and

Categories: schooled, education
Form: Free verse