Schooled Poems - Poems about Schooled

Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe My utmost humblest apology for inducing the following cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium, but the cost of friendship with yours truly (me – a foo fighting, eagle eyed, beatle browed, beastie boy christened Matthew Scott Harris) doth newt come like some hootie and the blowfish super tramping cheap trick linkedin to wings...

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We never learned how to read. Instead they only censored & cared to mislead. They schooled & said this is how you become intelligent. Until our minds, bodies & souls started to fight back & we said your reference is giving us the run around and here is the evidence....

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Mercury rolled her eyes and dragged me to my seat Making me sit there for ten minutes I tried to sneak away and she caught me By the seat of my pants She gave me a kick and I landed on Venus Venus was not as kind She had no love for Gemini That was Mercury’s air sign I was much more respectful...

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Schooled in hard knock sufferance... - soulful scribe matt er fact - seeks solemn sanctuary Despite always pledging allegiance to the flag academic performance traced, narrated, graphed... unfavorable zigzag vertical lined spikes across x-axis and y-axis displayed dramatically sharper increased crag when promoted one grade to the next how comprehension did lag attributed to allocating, dag gone nabbit budgeting, crafting... productive time usage, plus an affirmative nod, whereby yours...

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Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious skinny scruffy scribe Scathing, scolding, screaming, scorning, searing, sing, sociopathic sarin soaked skewed squirt, sputtering, squawking, sleepily staggering, stabbing, swaggering sweltering sadistic, sarcastic, savage, systemically systematically stigmatized, supersized saber sharp schick shaving, shunned, sabotaged, scarred, scorched, smote, sanguine, stippled, speckled schizophrenic sensibility, spurring, seething, somewhat stultified, sophisticated, spellbound spirited scabrous schlemiel schlemazel, stenciled, sundered sniveling sanguine storied snakebitten sojourning smartass, skeptical shoddy sophomoric screwball, subtly sagacious, stunted, sclerotic, scrappily shuffling short,...

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Who says I didn't learn in school For me it was a lesson cascade In science class, I learned to draw, And that it, didn't help my grade I learned, I liked to look at girls Which I did too much every day I managed to catch a girls eye, Then learned I had nothing to say Caught looking a little too low With...

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When Len traveled to Oklahoma to obtain a ranching diploma a bull butted him hard out in the training yard and he but earned a hematoma. ... CayCay July 25, 2019 State Limerick Contest ...

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Healthy HomeSchool therapeutic mindbody homelife, especially for those who feel and think homeless, co-empathic living In-between longing for win/win inter-religious GoldenRule endings and belonging to win/lose monotheistic anthro-supremacist beginnings. Where we learn how everyone is a parasite. Some more benign. Others not so much. But, still, beyond their bloated enslavement to rabidity and terror lies what is left of benign homeopathic possibility. We also listen for our...

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This saying they have, it's as old as time Used for decades in many a rhyme A simple statement, it holds an ancient truth A teaching, a moral obligation to be instilled during youth Though many forget it and thus do harm Its meaning holds true and still carries on Something that opens the heart and nourishes the...

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I'm just a student at this big old school I do whatever is cool, yet I always stay prudent From kindergarten to the eleventh grade, nothing really has changed, I am in the same classes And I am just another guy, despite my genius observation skills you cannot deny But I cannot believe the lies...

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I'm sitting with crayons, all over my desk Just picked the one, that suited me the best And It's Blue, blue blue blue blue blue My coloring book, lies there open wide The picture reminds me of you, makes me cry And I go Boo, boo hoo hoo hoo hoo My crying is over when the bell starts to...

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My Kids Is Home Schooled By Elton Camp Them thar schools is evil as can be Hit ain’t no place fer my kin to see To git wicked ideas into thar head When them books they’s done read I can learn them all of what they need So thet from th’ devil’s world be freed I kin teach all thet English, science, math And...

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Days of learning, Teachers of value and kindness, The language foreign and then familiar, English, a refined mode of learning, That leads to higher education, Favorite teachers that mentored comprehension, Crests and awards to recognize achievement, The blessing to be there with friends, Choirs and drama, Sports and athletics, Normal progression, With some exemplary results, Humble fashions with excellence, Graduations you reflect on, Days and nights with parents and...

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