Schnook Poems - Poems about Schnook

... My favourite poet is ME I’m obsessed with pooping and pee So I’m a crap poet Oh boy do I know it My poem fans may disagree! Some people may think I’m a schnook For writing a......

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...The thick numerous shoots of grass have come out, no more snow shovels til late autumn comes about. I hear the robins chirp as they tend their nests, wait....the sound of a cranky lawn mower chugg......

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... Bittersweet is the weeping ~ when loving someone not yours for keeping Don't be a simpleton, a schnook ~ I'm not writing a history book......

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...Let’s rhyme as if we can and could uncaught poet's schnook traced and pushed. Writing rhymes words fluent posed well N, good Poet on the end of each sentence a hood and crook mellow laden ......

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... Who Is That Masked Man Miracle Man October 6, 2023 Many will see him as being another schnook, perhaps questioning if he’s ever had a real job. But in my mind I see an unpunished cro......

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...First day No way Lost book He took No good A hood Bad thief My beef Loud shout Found out Poor schnook A crook In court Have tort No bail In jail Too bad Not sad......

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...Android Charlie: The Sequel: the Drama  Android Charlie II:The Sequel: The Drama OH, Charlie had money alright! A great house, wife,and a quite intelligent child, too! Very opulent, he! Three......

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...Donkey Neigh flaunted his family, hence Sis, the cat, purred, "My male ancestors are viewed very well in the Good Book." Whereupon, Sis drives the point home, "I'll wager you’ve NOT heard, we cat......

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... My Mother-In-Law Her last years, were on the Internet spent. Loving chatrooms and then...Mother found a poetry site. Heavens! How excited was she! . Thus, she spent her......

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...Crook! She stole my guidebook, my pink Ray-Bans, my outlook — it’s grim. The schnook snatched my Diamonte fountain pen. She took my attaché case filled with cash. Forsook my manners —......

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...Android Charlie II:The Sequel: The Drama OH, Charlie had money alright! A great house, wife,and a quite intelligent child, too! Very opulent, he! Three cars, vacations and a complete lifestyle......

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...Natural Born Comedians I had a class of sixth graders in Chicago, Absolutely like no other. Never a class so full of smiles and hilarious pranks. Their boundless joy rolled over me like a hug......

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...As well as my charm and amazing good looks You'd think I had tentacles like an oversexed octopus My looks tend to make Young girlies double take And fight for a piece of this silly old sc......

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...In spite of my charm and extremely good looks There's times when I can be quite a schnook When the girlies turn me down Ends up more than a frown But still, tend to get my way by hook or ......

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...With body and mind you respond to my touch, gobbling up kisses, like sweet penuche, I could not ask for a better lover; there is nonesuch. When I grind my gears, you become my clutch and ......

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