Short Schnook Poems
Short Schnook Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Schnook by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Schnook by length and keyword.
Bittersweet is the weeping ~ when loving someone not yours for keeping
Don't be a simpleton, a schnook ~ I'm not writing a history book
Categories:
schnook, sad,
Form:
Monoku
First day
No way
Lost book
He took
No good
A hood
Bad thief
My beef
Loud shout
Found out
Poor schnook
A crook
In court
Have tort
No bail
In jail
Too bad
Not sad
Categories:
schnook, funny, humor, sad,
Form:
Footle
As well as my charm and amazing good looks
You'd think I had tentacles like an oversexed octopus
My looks tend to make
Young girlies double take
And fight for a piece of this silly old schnook
Categories:
schnook, silly,
Form:
Limerick
In spite of my charm and extremely good looks
There's times when I can be quite a schnook
When the girlies turn me down
Ends up more than a frown
But still, tend to get my way by hook or by crook
Categories:
schnook, fun,
Form:
Limerick
In spite of my charms and stunning good looks
I'm bad to the core and I'm a bit of a schnook
Knock down old ladies
Scare little babies
Not true, just spewing out a bunch of gobbledegook
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
schnook, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
As well as my charm and amazing good looks
You'd think I had tentacles like an oversexed octopus
My looks tend to make
Young girlies double take
And fight for a piece of this silly old schnook
© Jack Ellison 2015
Dreaming?
Categories:
schnook, silly,
Form:
Limerick
My favourite poet is ME
I’m obsessed with pooping and pee
So I’m a crap poet
Oh boy do I know it
My poem fans may disagree!
Some people may think I’m a schnook
For writing a second rude book
But I’m not lost for words
Writing of pee and turds
When published, will YOU dare to look!
Categories:
schnook, anti bullying, how i feel, humorous, me,
Form:
Limerick
there is beauty before your eyes
red
yellow
blue as white clouds that touches the outer skies
pain?
there is none of where I look between the fragile line
open for the first time,clear away the cobwebs dirt
which covers every crevice of this old floor of mine
the air up there
it is breezy of this I swear
close the homework ma thematic book
and take a look,you,a little child..a shying
and retiring schnook
Categories:
schnook, life,
Form:
I do not know?
Who Is That Masked Man
Miracle Man
October 6, 2023
Many will see him as being another schnook,
perhaps questioning if he’s ever had a real job.
But in my mind I see an unpunished crook,
someone with possible connections to the mob.
Each day his cognizance needs clarifying,
but in his world he’s convinced he’s grooving.
He hesitates saying “if I’m lying I’m dying,”
because he typically is if his lips are moving.
Categories:
schnook, humor, political,
Form:
Quatrain
Crook!
She stole my guidebook,
my pink Ray-Bans, my outlook
— it’s grim. The schnook
snatched my Diamonte fountain pen. She took
my attaché case filled with cash. Forsook
my manners — she’s in my grip. A sirloin meat hook
indubitably-yes or to pressure-cook.
I turned her upside-down and shook
A nearby copper brings us in after he has a look.
The judge closed the book
on me. Called me a crook…
that schnook!
8/5/2019
Categories:
schnook, humor,
Form:
Monorhyme
46)Gangsta' Rap- When a wanted felon knocks on your door.
47)Nostalgia- A towel specifically for one's nose.
48)Breakfast Schnook- An idiot who will eat carpet tacks when asked.
49)Scorpion- A bullseye when urinating on a schmuck.
50)Eye-Shot- A dummy so drunk he tries to take a measure of whisky through his
eyeball.
51)Postulate- When the damn mailman finally shows up.
52)Short-Ton- A 4 foot, 3 inch woman who weighs in at 2125 pounds.
Categories:
schnook, imagination, on writing and words, parody, satire,
Form:
Burlesque