Santas Poems - Poems about Santas

Santa’s little granddaughter was named Little Mim Her adorable personality had an enormous hold on him She was sassy and fun, and loved him ever so much He had sixty-five photos of her on his kitchen hutch. Little Mim’s curly hair was a treat to the reindeer crew. They wanted to touch it, acted like it was fresh and new. She...

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Santa’s Little Skelf Santa Clause is here again It`s almost Christmas day But Santa has a problem he can’t sit on his sleigh. Every time he sits down he jumps up from his seat He`s been standing up so long he`s now got aching feet. I think I`ll try a soft seat as he sits down on the couch But just...

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Mrs. Claus had a tiny secret, and apparently the elves all knew When Santa sees it, his face will turn all red and blue! He won’t like it, they agreed, behind her back, such chatter. She likes it though, so what he thinks should not matter. Santa was too tired to notice at the brink of Christmas Day. He had...

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Santa Splash! And around they go. 'Round the islands and back, they row! Surrounded by December hues, reds and yellows, and brilliant blues. Causey rises in purple glow waiting the cold coming of snow. Elves and Santas all do agree that this event is full of glee. What a sight as they race along amid the cheers of rousing throng. Good humoured fun with prize...

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Bright eyed red nosed reindeer, Raring frantically to go, Waiting for that iconic signal, A belting “ho ho ho”. Flying gifts down children’s chimneys, One house two house three house four, With a beer at every stop point, Ten pints twenty thirty ………… snore. St Nick was sleeping at the reigns, Rudolph does not know the way! Has St Nick not learnt the rules by...

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Santa’s workshop was full of singers of every kind of voice. The loudest one that sounded like gravel was my cousin Joyce. She was wrapping and humming, and they all sang along. We are in the best holiday mood! Said the happy elf throng. They are off key a listening robin said as he stopped to peek. We don’t care,...

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Duckbilled platypus and koalas lead the way Showed kangaroos and joeys Santa’s bag today Santa showed up with a nosey kookaburra then wanting a warm Aussie beach to plunge in...

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Santa’s elves do love a Christmas sing-a-long, you can bet Santa’s will never go wrong. There’s cookies, cakes, pies, punch and hot cocoa with cinnamon, nutmeg and ginger spice, you know. When playing the organ Mrs. Claus is a whizz; really, she should be in show biz. Billy Bob passes out the music sheets, while Mitzy and Millie bring out the eats. Lil’Jim...

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Santa Claus hired a dragon, Donnie Draco to bring shy elves out of their cocoons; he trains them to deliver the presents, as meeting humans for them, is not pleasant. Humans are huge and tower over elves, and they would prefer just to sit on shelves. Donnie's courage lends them strength; don't worry, he keeps them at arm's length. Donnie takes them around...

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Santa’s sleigh turned magical at midnight on the twenty-eighth. The elves were amazed. One yelled out “Isn’t this great?” Not sure yet, said a peppermint stick named Sourpuss Tate. Where is the sleigh going, and does it have any toy freight? That sleigh just raced over the hill, yelled Gingerbread Nate. I think something fell out of Santa’s sack, maybe...

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Santa’s Pride Santa Claus went out for a walk one day And caught his misses rolling in the hay His heart exploded They'd been devoted Then he saw her leading Rudolph away. Mrs Claus waved with a smile a mile wide The poor woman had got nothing to hide Rudolph had been sick His nose had an itch Santa had to disguise wound to his...

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badger Santa was the head of the Winter Mafia godfather of the forest in non-Santa town animals came to kiss the ring asked for favors he was the boss they brought offerings hoping it would be enough badger Santa ran for president he had the worst character traits but the animals were afraid to not vote for him afraid of repercussions history perpetually repeats itself, said...

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I waited For Santa, I stayed up all night I then saw the fat man, no undies in sight. A bag he had hanging, t’was big red and bright Ah yes I saw Santa, he swings left to right ....

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Santa came home with a reindeer And Mrs Claus said with a sneer ‘Did you have to bring That horny old thing?’ Rudolph said, ‘Madam, he lives here.’ 13 December 2021 For: I Need A Good Laugh: Xmas Limerick Contest Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich...

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There are two singing santas on Chartreuse and Main! The call came in to 911. I think they must be insane! They are singing carols, and not passing a hat. They do not want money, I am suspicious of that. I knew the two singing santas so I tried to ease her mind. But she was a bitter woman, not...

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