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Santa came home with a reindeer
And Mrs Claus said with a sneer
‘Did you have to bring
That horny old thing?’
Rudolph said, ‘Madam, he lives here.’




13 December 2021
For: I Need A Good Laugh: Xmas Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich

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Christuraj Alex

December 27, 2021 at 4:10 AM

Ha!... Ha! Interesting. Congratulations!

Terry Flood

December 27, 2021 at 8:58 AM

Thanks, Christuraj. Terry

Eve Roper

December 26, 2021 at 9:39 PM

Congratulations on your win , Terry , great limerick . Hugs Eve

Terry Flood

December 27, 2021 at 1:06 AM

Thanks, Eve. Glad you enjoyed. Terry

Connie Marcum Wong

December 26, 2021 at 2:09 PM

OMG! This was really a hoot and very clever and original. It took me a second for it to sink in and then I laughed my head off. You are really good Terry. I am Faving yours! Thank you for the laugh. Congratulations on your deserving trophy win! Blessings xxoo

Terry Flood

December 26, 2021 at 4:28 PM

Connie, nothing gives me more pleasure than knowing I’ve given a good laugh to someone who deserves a good laugh. So, I thank YOU. Nothing can improve 2021 for you, but I hope 2022 will be a far better year for you. Thank you so much for the fave; I’m truly humbled. All the very best for the new year. Terry

Alexis Y.

December 24, 2021 at 7:51 PM

Lol! Terry, This is hilarious! Congratulations on your winning write. Have a good evening:-) Alexis

Terry Flood

December 25, 2021 at 11:35 AM

Thanks, Alexis. Have a great Christmas. Terry

Susan Ashley

December 24, 2021 at 6:59 PM

Lol! This is hilarious, Terry. Such a great limerick! Congratulations for your excellent win in Andrea’s contest. Warmest wishes for a merry Christmas.. ~Susan

Terry Flood

December 25, 2021 at 11:34 AM

Thank you, Susan. Hope Santa’s been good to you. Terry

Kim Rodrigues

December 24, 2021 at 6:40 PM

LOL…clever twist! Congratulations!

Terry Flood

December 25, 2021 at 11:34 AM

Thanks, Kim. Glad you enjoyed. Terry

Janice Canerdy

December 24, 2021 at 4:31 PM

Terry, this is SO funny! CONGRATS on your win. Janice

Terry Flood

December 24, 2021 at 4:36 PM

Thanks, Janice. Have a great Christmas. Terry

Andrea Dietrich

December 24, 2021 at 4:08 PM

This is hilarious, Terry!! Just how a good bawdy limerick should be. Wish you had put quotation marks around what Rudolph said, but I'll forgive that since it's Xmas. Congrats!

Terry Flood

December 24, 2021 at 4:36 PM

It’s a funny thing, Andrea. I do use punctuation in poetry quite frequently, but many ‘experts’ say punctuation has no place in poetry… I don’t agree so I guess I slipped up there. Appreciate my placement. Have a great Christmas. Terry

Rico Leffanta

December 14, 2021 at 10:39 AM

NOW she recognises horny!

Terry Flood

December 14, 2021 at 11:01 AM

Well, nothing must delay Christmas, Rico. Cheers, Terry

Tom Cunningham

December 14, 2021 at 12:51 AM

Lol, good one Terry, good luck. Tom

Terry Flood

December 14, 2021 at 2:12 AM

Thanks, Tom. Always room for a recycled oldie… No! I did not mean me. ;-) Terry

Beryl Edmonds

December 14, 2021 at 12:03 AM

Very amusing Terry, lifted my gloom this morning… Belle

Terry Flood

December 14, 2021 at 2:11 AM

Hi Belle. If all I’ve managed is to give you a much needed chuckle, then it’s a winner. Terry

Gershon Wolf

December 13, 2021 at 7:31 PM

Now, THAT is a good laugh, Terry. Here's to Santa's claws. :) gw

Terry Flood

December 14, 2021 at 2:08 AM

Thank you Gershon. Glad to have written a few ditties today. Output’s been sparse of late. Terry

L Milton Hankins

December 13, 2021 at 5:31 PM

(chuckling) Well, I should think that's a winner, Terry. Still chuckling!

Terry Flood

December 14, 2021 at 2:05 AM

Thanks, Milt. I was gonna enter one of two Scanty Drawers odes, but I realised that one would reveal the identity of the other to the sponsor… if that makes sense. Glad you enjoyed. Terry

Jan Allison

December 13, 2021 at 4:37 PM

ha ha I REALLY needed the giggle thanks Terry , am hoping my muse will return so I can enter the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood

December 14, 2021 at 2:03 AM

I feel your pain, Jan. My mind has seemed like a big dark void for ages now. Sometimes a light comes on and I write a thing or two (even a few faved) and sometimes I’ve had to force ‘the funny’. It got a lot worse when Annie fell ill and I wonder if your covid ills have hit you. Hopefully we’ll soon be back on ‘top’ form to keep this rowdy lot (soup) chuckling. Glad you enjoyed this. ;-) Terry