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Santa came home with a reindeer
And Mrs Claus said with a sneer
‘Did you have to bring
That horny old thing?’
Rudolph said, ‘Madam, he lives here.’




13 December 2021
For: I Need A Good Laugh: Xmas Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich

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Christuraj Alex Date: 12/27/2021 4:10:00 AM Ha!... Ha! Interesting. Congratulations! Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/27/2021 8:58:00 AM Thanks, Christuraj. Terry

Eve Roper Date: 12/26/2021 9:39:00 PM Congratulations on your win , Terry , great limerick . Hugs Eve Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/27/2021 1:06:00 AM Thanks, Eve. Glad you enjoyed. Terry

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 12/26/2021 2:09:00 PM OMG! This was really a hoot and very clever and original. It took me a second for it to sink in and then I laughed my head off. You are really good Terry. I am Faving yours! Thank you for the laugh. Congratulations on your deserving trophy win! Blessings xxoo Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/26/2021 4:28:00 PM Connie, nothing gives me more pleasure than knowing I’ve given a good laugh to someone who deserves a good laugh. So, I thank YOU. Nothing can improve 2021 for you, but I hope 2022 will be a far better year for you. Thank you so much for the fave; I’m truly humbled. All the very best for the new year. Terry

Alexis Y. Date: 12/24/2021 7:51:00 PM Lol! Terry, This is hilarious! Congratulations on your winning write. Have a good evening:-) Alexis Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/25/2021 11:35:00 AM Thanks, Alexis. Have a great Christmas. Terry

Susan Ashley Date: 12/24/2021 6:59:00 PM Lol! This is hilarious, Terry. Such a great limerick! Congratulations for your excellent win in Andrea’s contest. Warmest wishes for a merry Christmas.. ~Susan Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/25/2021 11:34:00 AM Thank you, Susan. Hope Santa’s been good to you. Terry

Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/24/2021 6:40:00 PM LOL…clever twist! Congratulations! Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/25/2021 11:34:00 AM Thanks, Kim. Glad you enjoyed. Terry

Janice Canerdy Date: 12/24/2021 4:31:00 PM Terry, this is SO funny! CONGRATS on your win. Janice Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/24/2021 4:36:00 PM Thanks, Janice. Have a great Christmas. Terry

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/24/2021 4:08:00 PM This is hilarious, Terry!! Just how a good bawdy limerick should be. Wish you had put quotation marks around what Rudolph said, but I'll forgive that since it's Xmas. Congrats! Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/24/2021 4:36:00 PM It’s a funny thing, Andrea. I do use punctuation in poetry quite frequently, but many ‘experts’ say punctuation has no place in poetry… I don’t agree so I guess I slipped up there. Appreciate my placement. Have a great Christmas. Terry

Rico Leffanta Date: 12/14/2021 10:39:00 AM NOW she recognises horny! Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/14/2021 11:01:00 AM Well, nothing must delay Christmas, Rico. Cheers, Terry

Tom Cunningham Date: 12/14/2021 12:51:00 AM Lol, good one Terry, good luck. Tom Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/14/2021 2:12:00 AM Thanks, Tom. Always room for a recycled oldie… No! I did not mean me. ;-) Terry

Beryl Edmonds Date: 12/14/2021 12:03:00 AM Very amusing Terry, lifted my gloom this morning… Belle Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/14/2021 2:11:00 AM Hi Belle. If all I’ve managed is to give you a much needed chuckle, then it’s a winner. Terry

Gershon Wolf Date: 12/13/2021 7:31:00 PM Now, THAT is a good laugh, Terry. Here's to Santa's claws. :) gw Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/14/2021 2:08:00 AM Thank you Gershon. Glad to have written a few ditties today. Output’s been sparse of late. Terry

L Milton Hankins Date: 12/13/2021 5:31:00 PM (chuckling) Well, I should think that's a winner, Terry. Still chuckling! Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/14/2021 2:05:00 AM Thanks, Milt. I was gonna enter one of two Scanty Drawers odes, but I realised that one would reveal the identity of the other to the sponsor… if that makes sense. Glad you enjoyed. Terry

Jan Allison Date: 12/13/2021 4:37:00 PM ha ha I REALLY needed the giggle thanks Terry , am hoping my muse will return so I can enter the contest:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/14/2021 2:03:00 AM I feel your pain, Jan. My mind has seemed like a big dark void for ages now. Sometimes a light comes on and I write a thing or two (even a few faved) and sometimes I’ve had to force ‘the funny’. It got a lot worse when Annie fell ill and I wonder if your covid ills have hit you. Hopefully we’ll soon be back on ‘top’ form to keep this rowdy lot (soup) chuckling. Glad you enjoyed this. ;-) Terry

P.S. Awtry Date: 12/13/2021 4:06:00 PM Very clever, Terry :) Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/13/2021 4:11:00 PM Thanks, P.S. Terry