Two Singing Santas

There are two singing santas on Chartreuse and Main! The call came in to 911. I think they must be insane! They are singing carols, and not passing a hat. They do not want money, I am suspicious of that. I knew the two singing santas so I tried to ease her mind. But she was a bitter woman, not generous, happy or kind. She kept calling 911 and complaining about the two men. I doubt if many people are as unhappy as she’s ever been.