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Sales Pitch Poems - Poems about Sales Pitch

Slow Bullet Karma
...Slow Bullet - Karma Ever wondered why things come back, Returning with such abject force And strange yet ominous impact? To gnaw and bite and even kill, Our ill conceived deeds though do,......

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Categories: sales pitch, god,
Form: Prose Poetry
Kill Two Birds With One Sales Pitch
...Soldiers sacrifice their arms and legs While your greatest weapon is forcing my hand Oh but I'm told it's all in the name of romance But when I fall asleep at night and the pillowcase goes damp......

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Categories: sales pitch, analogy, angst, freedom, how
Form: Free verse



Premium Member One Almighty
...I know many come as a sales pitch In trying to receive praise of man Mankind wants us to put all trust in them From what I have seen it's total chaos Of what mankind is doing in own works One s......

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Categories: sales pitch, fate,
Form: I do not know?
Crack Makes You Lie
...Crack Makes You Lie--- " Before I started smoking crack, I couldn't even tell a lie but I continued to smoke and I then learned just how to manipulate others, I cross my heart and hope to die." Now ......

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Categories: sales pitch, addiction, conflict, fate, gothic,
Form: Rhyme
A Friend Indeed
...A Friend Indeed. If you decide to adopt a canine friend, visit your local canine rescue, for it is a place I recommend. Each bark is a sales pitch to help you along, and greater than any ji......

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Categories: sales pitch, animal, care, dog, emotions,
Form: Couplet



Premium Member The Poisoned Bottle
...The Wuhan experiment concealed, The cunning crafts devised, Myriad of ignorant mass their targets, An agenda unmasked, Polluted atmosphere Forged idea of a prepared viceroy. "Mask up" "Six f......

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Categories: sales pitch, anxiety, bullying, change, corruption,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Impressions of a Holiday Visitor From 1901
...~ Impressions of A Holiday Visitor from 1901 ~ America's gone and broke my heart When did X-mas become a shopping cart What's with the tawdry tinsel, the kitsch Why replace a holy day w......

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Categories: sales pitch, christmas, time, travel,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member April Fools For Bobby Lee
...“Just when he thought he’d had all he could take, April arrived like a careless mistake.” From DRIVING DIXIE DOWN by Anonymous Brown Smithstonian Folkways Recordings catalogue # 317-704-1106 ......

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Categories: sales pitch, allegory, break up, history,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member The Sales Pitch
...Obvious Flamboyant hair, brazen strut, swank suit Elusive spiel, furtive smile, sly eyes Dubious 4/06/20 For 'Let the Pens Flow - Antonym' contest Sponsor: Jenish Somadas The syllable co......

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Categories: sales pitch, image, perspective, vanity, word
Form: Verse
Premium Member Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy
...COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM My dentist ......

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Categories: sales pitch, giggle, jobs,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member From the Desk of a Barry University Buccaneer Parrot
...Champ was there ready to go Feeling really defensive about this attack though Problem was the Canes were not there Did they not care? “I am glad I said no to the offer Sebastian made since th......

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Categories: sales pitch, animal, bird, cheer up,
Form: Rhyme
Commercial Break From Reality
... Look-see into the Telly, let that buy Idol Eye soil your soul Go to sleep, and fall deep into the Cyclops’ belly Allow the remote to take rip van winkle plug control A lower case hyp......

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Categories: sales pitch, funny, humorous, satire, word
Form: Light Verse
The Faithless Voter
...Hans Christian Andersen getting jealous its election time and Politian’s are getting zealous telling tales is now the norm the promises are falling like in a heavy rain storm fake news fills you......

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Categories: sales pitch, political,
Form: Couplet
Skin Tag Fiasco
...So I found a small skin tag on my inner thigh a few weeks ago and me being the YouTube king ‘Do it yourself-er’ started researching on how to remove skin tags without going to a dermatologist. I came......

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Categories: sales pitch, crazy, funny, giggle, hilarious,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Life and Friends Idioms
... Life & Friends Idioms Composed: by Tom Wright 7/16/2018 We know “Life consists in what a man is thinking of all day”.  And his words and actions will his thoughts betray “Life isn`t......

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Categories: sales pitch, friendship, god, life,
Form: Lyric

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