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Poem submitted to “Sales Pitch” poetry contest, Margarita Lillico, sponsor, June 8, 2026.

ALAS POOR SOCK - A Sales Pitch Soliloquy

Alone I lie, upon this cold tile floor,  
a humble sock, once twinned— now twinned no more.  

O cruel Spin Cycle, thou relentless wheel,  
that tossed me from my mate with heartless zeal.  
Where is my partner now?  Dost he yet roam  
the shadowed caverns ‘neath the dryer’s chrome?  

Once were we two, a pair in woven grace,  
matching in stripe, in purpose, and in place.  
Together did we warm the traveler’s tread,  
together faced the hamper’s rising dread.  

But now~  
now I am but a single thread of fate,  
a lonely wanderer seeking out my mate.  
What foot shall claim me?  What drawer grant me rest?  
What mortal hand restore what kismet hath oppressed?  

O merciful buyer, hear my muted plea:  
take pity on this sock bereft, yet brave.  
Lift me from this sorrowed laundry sea,  
and grant me purpose past the dryer’s grave.  

For though I stand alone, my fabric worn~  
still beats within my heel a hope reborn.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Wolf Avatar
June 10, 2026 at 8:01 PM
O, poor, poor sock. I am laughing and crying at the same time. I love these kind of rhythmic semi-absurd writes. Thanks, gw
Loving Iii Avatar
June 8, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Mind blowing!!!! wonderful. Wondered how it was going to end. AND wonderfully had to find the definition of Kismet. That was the educational part that I enjoyed.
Goldsmith Avatar
June 8, 2026 at 12:05 PM
What a creative/fun write you have here. Love It...  Great/cute picture. "Good Luck"  I did, "Sales Pitch For My New Book." Have a fun day writing away..........
Gauthier Avatar
June 8, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Love the humour. The formality of the old english adds an extra dimension of adorable-ness ! A delight to read ~ put a smile on my face.
Scragg Avatar
June 8, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Wow, love your angle. Sympathy for the product. That's very clever. Moving the customer buy.
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