Retail Poems - Poems about Retail

Zeus Carver, a shop owner so keen, Got dragged in a plot, quite obscene. With riddles and bombs, And McClane's loud psalms, "This day," he declared, "was unclean!" ©bfa032225 (Samuel L. Jackson in Die Hard 3) ...

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Does this mean much to you, Force fed at Yuletide too? Unsure if Jesus meant all this, Tinsel town of retail bliss, Beginning to feel like Yuletide, Snow in Aussie ocean tide, Swimming and drinking, What is Santa thinking? Overfeeding everyone, Overstuffed games in the sun, Does Jesus think we're crude? Groaning, here's more food, Gimme more gifts and a card, Graft for Christmas, that's so hard, No...

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I want to have a go at the retail business but I just don’t know where to begin, I have the concept planted in my head and a plan that runs on a straight line leading from main to the divine. There is a tree that is lying on its path anD it only comes...

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They trudged through the side entrance past the wall of Pepsi products down the aisle between beauty aids and bedding, passing stacks of toilet paper ‘As Seen on TV’ and sporting goods deeper into the insatiable appetite of American consumerism They entered through the door marked DO NOT ENTER! climbed the stairs to exchange their freedom for a badge number and a pricing gun to trade their...

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I am getting myself a retail therapy cat said my aunt. I met one once, and I am telling you that you simply can’t! She had made up her mind and brought home Mrs. T. A well-dressed cat that was persnickety, stuck-up and snooty. She won’t speak to me and she puts on airs, said my Aunt Lee. I told...

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Strings and reeds Is what it needs Bassy sounds and a Groovy beat A conducter to give Direction The right singers to collaborate So we can do our thing and Celebrate Get it right a classic Composition Been sung Many times In ever position Make it mine That's a singers Mission Perfect harmonies and grooves The right melody To make you listen Caught the beat Put your all into it Make it mine Don't ruin it Sing it right From Intro To Verse The right chorus Make you think I sung...

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There’s a place in never never land Where shopping centres go Every single night to replace The goods they have on show You’ll never see them travelling 'Cos they go through hyper-space And sometime in the panic Get returned to the wrong place So if you’re in your city centre And the shops don’t seem quite right You can bet your bottom...

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Ghost Mall The chess king still searches for his foxmoor inside the ghost mall; she slips behind a casual corner somewhere down by the Gimbels sipping an Orange Julius with Hot Sam. No one sees the old bypass men traipsing around the dry fountains overandover in their white Kinney’s others loop-de-loop, over the Scoop and under the kiosk bone fields stopping to prayby the Lazarus door...

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Kick the boot Kick the boot Put it in the net after we shoot Kick the boot Kick the boot Get a goal that would be a hoot Kick the boot Kick the boot I will play my magic flute ‘Toot Toot’ This theatrical action ...

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The Witch and the Ghost were sitting on a tree - Hot&Heavy K-I-S-S-I-N-G! She cast a love spell on her date, By dawn her beau would dissipate. Boo-ha-hah!!!The Witch flew on a shopping spree. Spiteful and vindictive kind, she got a plan - To spread the evil word among her own clan - That Ghost’s macho...

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My television is now in the trash because it became to much , the constant sound of selfishness and lack of human touch . That one eyed monster is finally gone and good riddance too all it’s lies. As I slammed that lid and I’m glad I did I could only feel despise. Goodbye too your incessant drone ,...

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six inches of trash for half fluid ounce product ... green waste for the face ... CayCay June 15, 2019...

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I work in the retail sector. I smile all day long. I hear the same lame jokes and pretend to laugh along. "If it doesn't scan its free"" I hear sixty times a day. I smile and say "No it's not" because I really need the pay. "The price is too high' "Can I bring it back". I wonder why they came. I nod, agree...

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It's mid November and in every store there are Santas and Reindeer and coloured lights galore. The sales clerks are stressing this time of the year as all the cranky customers are drawing near. They want this, they want that. God forbid we run out. They'll string us up alive, of this we've no doubt. It's Christmas in retail and...

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A Christmas Thought It was a night like this That the world changed forever Some say for the worse Some say for the better A child arrived The King of Kings The world would be different So the Angel sings Unto you a child is born The Son of God by name Some were happy he was here Others not so that he came Wars are fought in...

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