Refunds Poems - Poems about Refunds

Reading the Fine Print

...In younger days we booked a trip
And never gave a thought
To reasons we might cancel
And what refunds would be sought.

We rarely took insurance,
Health was not a big concern
And we never worr...

Objections

...The real purpose of the visa tourism 
Is the humiliation of the guests 
Its “us and them” post tribal atavism
The applicants are treated like suspects
The so called survey list interrogates 
Som...

MysticMisfits Return Policy

...MysticMisfits™ Return Policy
(Cursed Edition)
--for when you regret your haunted impulse buys but the universe has other plans.
Please read carefully. Some conditions may a...

Monty Hall

...

The sky didn’t open—you did.
That’s what He said.

And suddenly, silence stopped pretending it was empty.
Eyes locked to an alien like it was trendy—
But the alien was memory, dressed in som...

No Refunds, No Returns

...Shoppers beware!

                    The end of the world sale starts now

Buy if you dare!

                       Won't make a difference anyhow 

Handle with care!

                    ...

NO REFUNDS

...Their vacation ruined, Disneyland closed, Minnie was having a bad "ear" day....

Broadway's shut down

...Cannot sense the time
There's no need to report
And nothing's left to find
For the days are now too short
No one did remain
To see the final act
The author went insane
When his Face book page ...

Rambling

..."Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thoughts." (Marcus Aurelius)

In certain moments, less is more.
It's regarded as a cliche, 
but when you think hard about it,
it...

tricky small print

...If you want to sign up for the Jupiter mission
Here is the catch: you have to be serious.
And you have to have $100,000 you are willing to lose
Because if the space ship blows up,
Or if the exped...

Non Negotiable

...My love is non negotiable 
It comes as is
There is no bartering or discount
It is comes whole ,no damaged bits

There are no returns or refunds
Once it’s yours….you keep
So take very good care...

Life Is But a Dream

...earth life tests
every time 
loyal friend

we signed up
just for this
no refunds

it’s a dream
so enjoy
while we’re here

23-February-2023
Tricube...

Magic Factory

...I’m opening a factory,
Recruitment starts today,
I’ll describe you the Person Spec.
Send me your resumee.
You have to have experience,
Of doing magic tricks,
And no exaggeration,
How you use y...

Too Bitter a Cup

...Through the schoolyard running as shadows grow long
and the late day sun feeling warm and strong

I'm loving this vision that I am seeing
of children at play and as one in being

They illustrat...

Joke Was On Him

...

Joke was on him

A lie can perpetuate with a blinding speed
Growing on the heels of shameful greed
If enough people believe a con-man's spiel
And blindly proceed to invest in a d...

The 80's Became the Present Again

...The 80's Became The Present Again

On the coast of Oahu
here, I was on a beach bus,
circling a sweet picture
in my mind,
white sands, blue seas, palms,
rolling all along
in a candy store.
It...

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