Magic Factory

I’m opening a factory, Recruitment starts today, I’ll describe you the Person Spec. Send me your resumee. You have to have experience, Of doing magic tricks, And no exaggeration, How you use your magic sticks, For ours is a wand factory, With each a special touch, They’ll all work very well, But don’t rely on them too much. The manufacture’s easy bit, The black with a white trim, But putting magic into them’s Not just done on a whim. You have to have some power, You can use and then pass on, Cos we don’t offer refunds, From the factory once they’re gone. Each power is acceptable, Working here, you’ll get fond, You’ll make some lives get better, As you make each magic wand. And if they are misused at all, Then each one we’ll retrieve, And we will only employ those, Who in them do believe! Complete your application form, Try hard to impress me, You can use David Blaine or Merlin, As your referee! There is one stipulation, That the wands can’t be used for, They can’t be used for COVID, Because Trump would claim the cure!