Short Refunds Poems

Their vacation ruined, Disneyland closed, Minnie was having a bad "ear" day....

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earth life tests
every time 
loyal friend

we signed up
just for this
no refunds

it’s a dream
so enjoy
while we’re here

23-February-2023
Tricube...

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Shoppers beware!

                    The end of the world sale starts now

Buy if you dare!

                       Won't make a difference anyhow 

Handle with care!

                        There will be no refunds allowed

It isn't fair!

                          I'm always the last in the crowd...

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If you want to sign up for the Jupiter mission
Here is the catch: you have to be serious.
And you have to have $100,000 you are willing to lose
Because if the space ship blows up,
Or if the expedition is cancelled,
Of if the sponsor takes the money,
There are no refunds.
Only two people signed up.
A mother and son.
Who could not read the small print
Where all of this stupidity was printed....

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No refund on love,

My mother have told me,
there is one way,
to a man,s heart,
 a good meal,
desert,
and glass of wine,

So, I went to the store,
to get three ingredient,
bacon,cheese,apple
and bottle of red wine,


Dinner,
candelas,
wine,
was ready,
so as I

wearing red, sexy dress,
but you,
you....
you didn't come,

Next day I went to  the same  store,
to get refund on love,
Then a store manager have told me ;
Mam,
no refunds on love,...

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My love is non negotiable 
It comes as is
There is no bartering or discount
It is comes whole ,no damaged bits

There are no returns or refunds
Once it’s yours….you keep
So take very good care of it
My love does not come cheap

It’s not a short term item
To treat with complacency 
It’s a prize  possession
With a lifetime guarantee! 

Once you have my love
It is yours forevermore
It will never be anothers
Or for sale in another store!!...

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