Short Refunds Poems

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Premium Member Life Is But a Dream

earth life tests
every time 
loyal friend

we signed up
just for this
no refunds

it’s a dream
so enjoy
while we’re here

23-February-2023
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Premium Member No Refunds, No Returns

Shoppers beware!

                    The end of the world sale starts now

Buy if you dare!

                       Won't make a difference anyhow 

Handle with care!

                        There will be no refunds allowed

It isn't fair!

                          I'm always the last in the crowd
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member tricky small print

If you want to sign up for the Jupiter mission
Here is the catch: you have to be serious.
And you have to have $100,000 you are willing to lose
Because if the space ship blows up,
Or if the expedition is cancelled,
Of if the sponsor takes the money,
There are no refunds.
Only two people signed up.
A mother and son.
Who could not read the small print
Where all of this stupidity was printed.

Mam, No Refund On Love

No refund on love,

My mother have told me,
there is one way,
to a man,s heart,
 a good meal,
desert,
and glass of wine,

So, I went to the store,
to get three ingredient,
bacon,cheese,apple
and bottle of red wine,


Dinner,
candelas,
wine,
was ready,
so as I

wearing red, sexy dress,
but you,
you....
you didn't come,

Next day I went to  the same  store,
to get refund on love,
Then a store manager have told me ;
Mam,
no refunds on love,
© Ivy Vresk  Create an image from this poem.
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Premium Member -Non Negotiable

My love is non negotiable 
It comes as is
There is no bartering or discount
It is comes whole ,no damaged bits

There are no returns or refunds
Once it’s yours….you keep
So take very good care of it
My love does not come cheap

It’s not a short term item
To treat with complacency 
It’s a prize  possession
With a lifetime guarantee! 

Once you have my love
It is yours forevermore
It will never be anothers
Or for sale in another store!!
© Deb M   Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme


Reading the Fine Print

In younger days we booked a trip
And never gave a thought
To reasons we might cancel
And what refunds would be sought.

We rarely took insurance,
Health was not a big concern
And we never worried ‘bout the need
To suddenly return.

But age has made us cautious;
Carefree travel makes no sense
And by reading all the fine print,
Suddenly I’m on the fence.

Do we take a chance and go
Because our time is ticking fast
Or get stuck in the minutiae
‘Til the options have all passed?
Form: Rhyme

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