Rednecks Poems - Poems about Rednecks

...They went mudd’n down at the water hole Getting their trucks filthy was the goal Grandma said they needed to bless her soul They baptized that old lady in the water hole Everyone has a beard do......

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...Tasks, by their very nature are often painful to perform. Polysyllabic pedantry exacerbates undertakings unnecessarily. Strict contest-runners rate your adherence to the stipulated norm. Would......

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...We were hillbillies when we lived in the north But now that we are Floridians, we have to come forth Admit that we love wearing pajamas and nighties all day When I go outside, my attire scares the......

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... On white lines on valiant wheels I head north leaving behind the City of Sails with its humourless streets, its casino steel and glass Sky Tower built upon the rubble of a gran......

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...I know the sky is beautiful, I told her who seemed delighted with everything on the road I'm focused on driving, I grumbled palaces and hovels heavens or hells, I don't care anymore, I said ......

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...Somnambulant schlemiel schleps...and says Shalom... to anonymous readers March 22nd, 2022 (blustery and chilly Tuesday) reminiscing about mein kampf, when precious irretrievable youth frittere......

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...Only hillbillies have a couch on their porch. She has cute eyes. She is a cute kid. I am a hillbilly, I inform her. Her eyes narrow. Are you a redneck too? Sure, why not? Where do you keep ......

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...Schlerotic schlemiel schleps...and says Shalom... to anonymous readers March 6th, 2021 (blustery and chilly Saturday) reminiscing about mien kampf, when precious irretrievable youth frittered ......

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...VII. Fisher was new to the Hollywood scene, but he’d had an easy time getting it, he’d written a screenplay set in Georgia of rednecks who can’t handle strong women. It had lots of action, to ......

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...She-Ma appeared in the midst of an argument we were having. A bunch of unruly rednecks and me; and I am afraid I was losing. With her ribbon like hair, and her firm determined mouth, she materializ......

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...a narrative with alliteration Royal radio reviews the Rainbow Raffle Rally planned to raise rubles for the rugged racetrack recently recommended ‘round Rybinsk Reservoir. One rich ruler, who......

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...Rednecks and hillbillies having a war. They fought and they spit and both were so sore. It got bloody. There was much ugly gore. We scratched and we bit just like the folk lore. Cousin found go......

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...Schlerotic schlemiel schleps... Into lonely senescence - three plus decades already elapsed trepidation, hesitation unbearably tugging, shouldering, remonstrating accumulation of "baggage" th......

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...He wore his big gaudy oversize rolex Chewing on some tex-mex with his ex Forever flipping through his rolodex On the phone with gents and rednecks He’d invite his clientele to a fashion vortex O......

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...Rednecks and roundabouts, they don't mix. Don't try and fool us with your media tricks. We drive around the back roads throwing bottles at signs. Your roundabouts make us slow down or the ladies s......

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