Short Rednecks Poems
Short Rednecks Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Rednecks by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Rednecks by length and keyword.
Donald Trump
is now most concerned he's been had for a chump
don't lead too soon they say
else most of the rednecks are more likely to stay away.
Categories:
rednecks, allusion,
Form:
Clerihew
Rednecks and roundabouts, they don't mix.
Don't try and fool us with your media tricks.
We drive around the back roads throwing bottles at signs.
Your roundabouts make us slow down or the ladies spill their wine
Categories:
rednecks, car, conflict, drink, funny, society, symbolism, wine,
Form:
Free verse
Rednecks make parts in the basement
They've mastered piston emplacement
They'll bore out a block
To be bigger than stock
Displacement has no replacement
Author's note. A really great guy in the office has a classic '67 Firebird
that will go really fast and has fun taking it to car shows in the area.
This is part of American culture. Yahoooo!
Categories:
rednecks, home, house, humor, identity, image,
Form:
Limerick
Public annoucement number two
Cruising through Georgia don't drink and drive
July first those good old boys better buckle their seat belts
In the pick-up trucks and stop the texting it kills
TEENS no cell phones used while driving, EVER!
New laws in Georgia, yall!!
Lawmakers finally care if the rednecks get killed, who would have thought anybody
would care about those guys?!
They are just comic relief!
Categories:
rednecks, businesscare, care,
Form:
Light Verse
No one drop
of royal blood
in my genes
funny,isn't it
i know
my grandparents
were farmers
my grand-grands
fishermen
my grand-grand-grands
were just soldiers
fighting for king
and queen
they died
nobody knows when
they died
nobody knows how
the only thing
i know for sure
my parents were
rednecks
which makes me
ultimately
a poor redneck-poet
that all he want
is sing
no one drop of royal blood
no chance to be
a king
and doesn't give a rip
about it!
Categories:
rednecks, funny, parody,
Form:
Free verse