James Horn Poet Couplet

Dense With No Common Sense

Dense With No Common Sense

Boy her buttocks were really a beauty
Half crazy and called her Totty Fruity
Which half it was never would knew 
Until War of Crimea had been through.

War was fairly fought for criminy's sake
And we understood it was total mistake
Instead of President he was running
Was at Trump Tower pool there sunning.

As up all of his food he was chewing
Eyes gluing on pretty women now viewing
Who with was always mentally abusive
On him we decided to do an exclusive.

Where would we stop and what should be excluded
By him, bunch of rednecks had been deluded
Neither his head nor he was ever on the level
Said he was made to do things by the devil.

He chewed and chewed off things bit by bit
After becoming dastardly devil's advocate
Preferred people who are disturbing and dense
Never knowing how to use any common sense.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

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