Long Rednecks Poems
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Election Reflection - Join In the Collaboration
Some folks will be down in the dumps
Hillary lost … Donald came up trumps
Britain made their exit
They voted for Brexit
I have a question …are we all chumps?
JAN ALLISON
11~09~16
I think we're all sick of the...
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Categories:
rednecks, humorous, political, satire,
Form:
Limerick
Lines Written In Albany
On white lines on valiant wheels
I head north leaving behind the City of Sails
with its humourless streets,
its casino steel and glass Sky...
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Categories:
rednecks, how i feel, places,
Form:
Free verse
Somnambulant Schlemiel Schleps and Says Shalom
Somnambulant schlemiel schleps...and says Shalom...
to anonymous readers March 22nd, 2022
(blustery and chilly Tuesday)
reminiscing about mein kampf,
when precious irretrievable youth
frittered away within
emotional wilderness of mine.
Into lonely senescence -
more'n three plus decades
plus three extra orbitz
around...
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Categories:
rednecks, absence, adventure, america, angst, anxiety, betrayal, bullying,
Form:
Free verse
Whiskey, Pills, a Woman and Stumbling
What made me stumble,
did I make fools of us ?
Fear was in disguise
and it overwhelmed.
Oh, I remember so little of it,
fragments of memory
and spoken words
whispered in my ear.
The bar with the bodies packed in it,
they...
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Categories:
rednecks, confusion, introspection, life, love, me, world, me,
Form:
Free verse
Schlerotic Schlemiel Schleps and Says Shalom
Schlerotic schlemiel schleps...and says Shalom...
to anonymous readers March 6th, 2021
(blustery and chilly Saturday)
reminiscing about mien kampf,
when precious irretrievable youth
frittered away within
emotional wilderness of mine.
Into lonely senescence -
three plus decades already elapsed
trepidation, hesitation, abdication... unbearably
tugging, shouldering,
remonstrating...
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Categories:
rednecks, absence, books, boy, destiny, growing up, introspection,
Form:
Free verse
Carmena the American, Part I
Carmena was born in Bolivia
but left that place at seventeen,
after three years of waiting for the chance
to live out an American dream.
When her folks finally got their green cards
they moved up into old Santa Fe,
Carmena...
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Categories:
rednecks, america, culture, discrimination, freedom, immigration, political, truth,
Form:
Narrative
In Time
What if we make it in time
Took my eldest brother of heart
I was age eight
Routing me through different foster homes
I could turn to nothing other than art
Script my life to a page, my newly...
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Categories:
rednecks, life, music, recovery from..., song-time, me, life,
Form:
Ballad
Schlerotic Schlemiel Schleps
Schlerotic schlemiel schleps...
Into lonely senescence -
three plus decades already elapsed
trepidation, hesitation unbearably
tugging, shouldering,
remonstrating accumulation
of "baggage" thumb
of right hand thrust out
silently raving, quaking
cursing ultimatum parents
(soffit to fascia in)
saw fit to fashion
and hammer home
red hot poker rage
their...
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Categories:
rednecks, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form:
Bio
You Are the Eyes of the World
You, poet, poetess...
ARE THE EYES OF THE WORLD!
Now that I've got your attention... let's sail to avenues where few too many
cooks infuse attitutudes, burn britches in the kitchen.
Let us wave banners and quake fault...
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Categories:
rednecks, analogy, appreciation, dedication, deep, leadership, poetess, poets,
Form:
Free verse
Redneck Zombies
There's strange noises round these parts
Tales of zombies too
Haunted cabins, ghostly sights
All sorts of witches brew
We all laugh when we hear stories
Stories that we know aren't true
There's a drink that folks all know
And it ain't...
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Categories:
rednecks, america, drink, humor, mystery,
Form:
Rhyme
Its All In a Night
Her barstool has six legs,
two are hers,
it plants her to the bar
and she is blooming like spring flowers.
Drinking in the spirits
from the bottles I serve her.
The smile she wears is false,
its from the bravado she...
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Categories:
rednecks, confusion, life, love, people, places, sad, social,
Form:
Bio
Footling Around With More Super Duper Soupers
JEALOUS of my poem being featured this week Ms Onclaud? It’s not like you to be so:
Petty,
Nettie
You mind floating me a loan? Rumor has it that you’re richer than J. Paul:
Getty,
Nettie
Ow, that hurt! Look, you...
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Categories:
rednecks, funny,
Form:
Footle
My Guardian Angel
She-Ma appeared in the midst of an argument we were having.
A bunch of unruly rednecks and me; and I am afraid I was losing.
With her ribbon like hair, and her firm determined mouth, she materialized.
A...
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Categories:
rednecks, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Islamophobia
Freedom of speech will soon be DEAD
I don't own a bullet-proof vest
But who needs one
when they're aiming heads
instead of arms or better still legs
These people are humanity' DREGS.
Their “ TERROR LAWS ”
are like FISHNETS...
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Categories:
rednecks, corruption,
Form:
Free verse
God Loves 'Em One and All
'Tis said that God loves all His creatures great and small.
Here are just a few of them - I can't begin to name them all!
He loves us one and all the whole world wide from...
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Categories:
rednecks, funnylove, , atheist,
Form:
Rhyme
Psychopath On the Road
I know the sky is beautiful, I told her
who seemed delighted with everything on the road
I'm focused on driving, I grumbled
palaces and hovels
heavens or hells,
I don't care anymore, I said
be quiet and let me drive...
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Categories:
rednecks, mental illness,
Form:
Free verse
Mississippi Bound
Cottonmouth, dirty south
Mustard biscuits, shut my mouth
Down the Gulf of Mexico
Running down Casino Row
Through the miles of slot machines
Making music, chasing dreams
How far I'm going, I don't know
Ain't...
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Categories:
rednecks, song,
Form:
Lyric
Human Nature Doesn'T Change - Vii
VII.
Fisher was new to the Hollywood scene,
but he’d had an easy time getting it,
he’d written a screenplay set in Georgia
of rednecks who can’t handle strong women.
It had lots of action, to draw the crowds,
it was...
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Categories:
rednecks, celebrity, how i feel, humanity, meaningful, philosophy,
Form:
Rhyme
The Boy's Passion For Music
He lived when Elvis, the Beatles, Johnny Cash and the Rolling Stones
had strings of hits and he passionately hummed those up-beat songs...
dreaming of becoming as successful and famous as they were;
and following his dream, he...
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Categories:
rednecks, adventure, devotion, hope, music, on writing and
Form:
Quatrain
Nineteen Fabel Part Two
Hendrix was the best on the guitar that eye have ever saw and the star spangled
banner made by this strang black man became my country banner sweet. There
was so many off the wall...
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Categories:
rednecks, devotion, faith, music, fun, drug,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Girls' Night Out
It was "Girls' Night Out"
At the local watering hole
So my bestie and me
Headed there at a stroll.
A crisp autumn night
And we both wore our furs
I joked she was a copycat
Saying she should change hers.
She stopped...
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Categories:
rednecks, fun, pets, racism,
Form:
Rhyme
Nit Picks and Picnics
~~Upon the banks of big piney slough,
I recall a picnic with old blue,
and my granddaughter at age two.
and many blood sucking critters too.
~For a very short...
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Categories:
rednecks, funnydog, dog, granddaughter,
Form:
Monorhyme
Redneck Easter
I went and bought me some rabbits,
And built a rabbit coop.
Like that Cadbury Bunny has,
‘Cept I got me a group!
And they all’s gonna lay some eggs,
With nice milk chocolate shells!
But they won’t be no coco...
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Categories:
rednecks, fun, holiday, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Rednecks
Rednecks
Long time ago when a man called Goldwater was
running for president, I was walking along a road
just outside Mobile, Alabama. What I was doing
there is long forgotten but I recall having...
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Categories:
rednecks, adventure, history, me, me, men,
Form:
Blank verse
Dense With No Common Sense
Dense With No Common Sense
Boy her buttocks were really a beauty
Half crazy and called her Totty Fruity
Which half it was never would knew
Until War of Crimea had been through.
War was fairly fought for criminy's...
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Categories:
rednecks, allegory, analogy, hilarious,
Form:
Couplet