Diet Water Poet Rhyme

The Town That's Weird

There once was a town that is weird 

There's the old people trying to go to the store
but they can't even make it past the door

And there's the hookers out on the street 
looking for some guys meat to beat.

There's also hobo's bathing in a bucket 
and the kids down the street telling people to suck it

and a fat guy riding a pocket rocket
until the muffler gets stuck in his socket

and people delivering stuff to the mailman
while he's on the can

And there's the rednecks that everyone say are dumb
i guess that's why they run deer down for fun

And the farmers with there dumb chicken
they can't ride there horse without it kicking 

And there's the mechanics they don't do much
they break more than they fix and that's just dumb

and this is a place where women have beards
because this is just the town that's weird

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