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Redneck and Hillbilly War

Rednecks and hillbillies having a war. They fought and they spit and both were so sore. It got bloody. There was much ugly gore. We scratched and we bit just like the folk lore. Cousin found gold and announced it to four. Hatfield who ran off to find their own ore. I scratched him and slugged him, this cousin so poor. The rednecks ran off, as we hillbillies broke down their door. So if you think the feud is forever over, and no more, Remember we McCoys are as ignorant as we are poor. We will be feud’n and fight’n, until we are sore Or we chase that other family, for squabbles we adore.

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Date: 1/24/2020 11:02:00 AM
Y'all been fightin' a long time fo shore Thay may come a tyme when you fight no more Hatfields and McCoys buried side by side Neither knowin' the other had died Visited by their cuzzins one hot Suthurn nite The cuzzins figgered they ought to make things right So they started fightin' rite thare on the graves Of the two dead innymiz that wuzunt fit to save Now we have a grate big feeled of graves of evry size Whur them crazy Hatfieldls and McCoys Fite 'til thay all dies
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/24/2020 12:38:00 PM
Man I wish I had your gift for hillbilly spelling!

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