Rear End Poems - Poems about Rear End

...they are beatnik cats, their house is a bit much I was told. Their colors were all warm – purples, reds, pinks, all bold. I love it here I said, sitting down in a cozy sixties beatnik chair. Of co......Read the rest...

...they are beatnik cats, their house is a bit much I was told. Their colors were all warm – purples, reds, pinks, all bold. I love it here I said, sitting down in a cozy sixties beatnik chair. Of co......Read the rest...

...If minds could be seen, we could take them out for a walk, show off a bit. Although we would have to leach and muzzle most of them like dogs. There would be, with luck, a few cool cats but ......Read the rest...

...AWAY IN A RED BULL Away in a Red Bull No speed limit here I drive at two hundred I’m born with no fear I catch the Mercedes And pass it with ease From then on my rear end ......Read the rest...

...Spouse cannot forget mine suppressed flatulence upon our first date While yours truly sat here at the desk housing MacBook Pro, pondering his next idée fixe apropos for gamut of anonymous read......Read the rest...

...As we mature in the Lord We stop drinking milk And start eating solid food In the Lord We begin to recognize The difference between Good and evil Right and wrong Becoming fully age In the Lo......Read the rest...

...When driving, if your speed is slow, It’s always recommended That to the right’s where you should go, As road rules have intended. The left lane is for passing or If maybe you are speeding An......Read the rest...

...I think that I shall never see, a stranger bird with a pedigree Receiving his reward for shame and greed Then tared and feathered and tied to a tree Old Rip Schneider’s deeds of shame Shatte......Read the rest...

... Once there was a love filled with such emotion, Then I wrote this song; you took the train for Goshen. You don’t take my calls… Distraught till I perish, can I take back that last l......Read the rest...

...An interesting muse has form, not a template of something else, but its own odd shape. This muse, for the time being, is sensually curved like a Ruben's nymph. It has dimples and plump folds ......Read the rest...

...Time is free, Most waste it away. Unaware of it, All night and all day. Time is valuable, we treat it like it's worthless. As you age, Time, I wish I could purchase. T......Read the rest...

...snow turns to ice floor ice skating with reeboks on she falls and takes me with her out of sheer love the price we pay are her shoulder and my rear end we laugh without smiling i help her with h......Read the rest...

...Excited to be given freedom to play, I run to my art studio and begin dabbling. I have already created thirteen new canvases – penned and ready to fill in with paint. My dogs are pawing at the ......Read the rest...

...My front end needs alignment and my rear end sags a lot My vinyl seats get cold in fall; in summer they're too hot Beneath the seats; old french fries, pennies, napkins, Laura Scudders My fuel int......Read the rest...

...Backward Bashful, Reversed Retreating, Inverting, Retiring Bigot, Rear End; Progress, Frontage Advancing, Developing, Growing Cultured, Civilized Forward written Augus......Read the rest...