Rear End Poems - Poems about Rear End

...A mate of Musk, I’m told I’m going soon (if NASA still exists, this side of June): the lack of oxygen might make me swoon - my rear end is as puckered as a prune! I feel I ought to leave a happy ......

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...Unique Elite swimmer brown, tailless, Pied-billed Grebes can float, dive or simply submerge graceful dark eyes cinnamon tone heard but not often seen rear end feet, lobed toes, poor flier ......

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...I was dragged into retirement with my rear end bumping against cinders It was the last thing I wanted to do; except maybe die. But God spoke by giving me ailments that convinced me I had to quit W......

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...We are taking the dog to the vet today He weighs as much as I did when I was a bride His rear end is bigger than mine I cannot do it alone I dread this, my husband says I can relate I dread i......

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...Always messing up When I feel so upset Going all in way too hard To lose another stupid bet Losing all my hard earned money Yet again I am robbed blind At this point it’s all quite funny I h......

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... The world and all its splendor where life begins Human Beings of all and those who I call friends America our diverse country and all that she defends Nights and da......

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...Lit up like a Christmas tree Is papa after his festive drink He’s a funny one Can’t hold his tongue Dances and he sings Words that make no sense Long winded when he’s bent He gives a Ted Ta......

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...Matt’s dog was a sweetie, a retriever who loved everyone New female friend thought bringing her cat would be fun. The dog was giddy, glad to have a new furry friend. Until the cat got persnickety ......

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...Defecation accidentally clogged... for the umpteenth time during spate to sit scrawny buttucks on porcelain throne id est videre licet toilet bowl... with toxic water brew threatening to o......

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...wings could drive you crazy under the overpass, the crows gather one by one, flapping it is a perfect day, stuck underneath where cars borrow the bird’s view without a whisper or toll, torrent ......

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...they are beatnik cats, their house is a bit much I was told. Their colors were all warm – purples, reds, pinks, all bold. I love it here I said, sitting down in a cozy sixties beatnik chair. Of co......

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...they are beatnik cats, their house is a bit much I was told. Their colors were all warm – purples, reds, pinks, all bold. I love it here I said, sitting down in a cozy sixties beatnik chair. Of co......

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...If minds could be seen, we could take them out for a walk, show off a bit. Although we would have to leach and muzzle most of them like dogs. There would be, with luck, a few cool cats but ......

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...AWAY IN A RED BULL Away in a Red Bull No speed limit here I drive at two hundred I’m born with no fear I catch the Mercedes And pass it with ease From then on my rear end ......

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...Spouse cannot forget mine suppressed flatulence upon our first date While yours truly sat here at the desk housing MacBook Pro, pondering his next idée fixe apropos for gamut of anonymous read......

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