Short Rear End Poems
Short Rear End Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Rear End by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Rear End by length and keyword.
Rear End
It says in the rear
That it’s not the end
It’s just the rear end
Russell Sivey...
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Categories:
rear end, funny, life,
Form:
Verse
Her Only Solution
She had quite a leaky old bladder,
and a rear end as flat as a platter,
she went to the store,
cant take it anymore,
Depends now makes her rear appear fatter....
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Categories:
rear end, humor, vanity,
Form:
Limerick
Rough Cowgirl Etta
Rough desperate cowgirl Etta,
Really should have known better,
When she finally got a boyfriend
She quickly branded his rear end,
He surely did live to regret her....
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Categories:
rear end, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Want To Propose
Want To Propose
This is what I want to propose
If fly is open and it shows
How far down must it go
Before rear end starts to show
Felt a tingling in my toes.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
rear end, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Never Tired of Looking At You
I never get tired of looking at you
I never get tired
of looking at you
my dear
I love your face
I love your breasts
I love especially your rear end
carnally enticing to me...
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Categories:
rear end, longing, love, lust,
Form:
Free verse
Why the Porcupine Cannot Dine With the Queen
Pity the poor porcupine
on what kind of chair can it dine
It cannot sit on its rear end
for its quills will not bend
And if it stands on its head
it will surely be dead...
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Categories:
rear end, animal, england, food, giggle,
Form:
Couplet
Room To Grow
When buying clothing in latter years
Allow room to grow, especially 'bout the rear
For some strange reason
The rear end region
Is destined to expand much faster than your ears...
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Categories:
rear end, health,
Form:
Limerick
Rear End Rash
I've started to freak out, I've run outta gas
Can't think of giggly stuff that will tickle your ass
Maybe an elderly lady
Naked near eighty
Shielded my eyes for fear of a rear-end rash...
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Categories:
rear end, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Backward To Forward
Backward
Bashful, Reversed
Retreating, Inverting, Retiring
Bigot, Rear End; Progress, Frontage
Advancing, Developing, Growing
Cultured, Civilized
Forward
written August 23, 2021...
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Categories:
rear end, word play,
Form:
Diamante
Who Me, Mature
Me? Mature??! Ha! I still laugh when
The ketchup bottle “farts”... into convulsions I descend
Immature you say
From reality I stray
Giggle when I see a lady's skirt tucked up in her rear end...
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Categories:
rear end, humor,
Form:
Limerick
A Baboon Bummer
A baboon at the zoo cleverly
made gestures to me like a friend,
then turned right around, displaying to me
his giant red ugly rear end!
Aug. 23, 2017 for the Animal Nonsense Poetry Contest...
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Categories:
rear end, animal,
Form:
Rhyme
Visiting Beatnik Cats
they are beatnik cats, their house is a bit much I was told.
Their colors were all warm – purples, reds, pinks, all bold.
I love it here I said, sitting down in a cozy sixties beatnik chair.
Of course, by the time I left my rear end was full of cat hair....
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Categories:
rear end, cat,
Form:
Rhyme
Visiting Beatnik Cats
they are beatnik cats, their house is a bit much I was told.
Their colors were all warm – purples, reds, pinks, all bold.
I love it here I said, sitting down in a cozy sixties beatnik chair.
Of course, by the time I left my rear end was full of cat hair....
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Categories:
rear end, cat,
Form:
Rhyme
I Passed By
Beat up old Ford,
along the freeway,
rear end jacked,
flat tire is off,
the trunk is open
and the dentritus
of a life exposed.
Clothes, empty brake
fluid cans,
children's toys,
a paper back book,
loose pages dancing
in the traffic,
flat spare tire and
tools left lying
impotent in a frozen
moment....
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Categories:
rear end, allegory,
Form:
Free verse
Continue To Shock
represented- projected reflected
from everywhichaway today is
everyday & what can i say i'm
working towards the end & my
reasons are in the air (i don't care)
but i'll defend, give you a spank
on the rear end. don't commend
the likes of me cuz you like me
continue to shock- startling
developments which i systematic
ally destroy....
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Categories:
rear end, allegory, introspection, life, passion
Form:
Free verse
A Miracle For Modern Times
There was a Jewish man from Andorra
Who singed his rear end on a menorah
Sparks flew to his feet
Providing this treat
He sure danced one mean Chanukah hora
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Notes:
A menorah is the special Chanukah lamp lit for eight nights
The hora is a traditional Jewish/Israeli celebratory circle dance...
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Categories:
rear end, chanukah, dance, fire, light,
Form:
Limerick
Compliment Or Insult
She wasn’t sure
If he had paid her
A compliment or an insult,
When he patted her posterior
And called her a bubble butt...
Wikipedia states: "Bubble butt" has at least two connotations, which are at odds with each other: either a small, round and firm pair of buttocks resembling a pair of soap bubbles next to each other, or a large rear end, seemingly about to burst from the strain....
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Categories:
rear end, social,
Form:
Free verse
Are Best Won
Are Best Won
Found football for fools
With their ridiculous rules
Different thoughts of schools.
Mules sure are stubborn
Must hit again and again
In of course rear end.
Football have to boot
As I sit like an old coot
Loudly have to hoot.
Super Bowl just won
Whole team will sit in the sun
Now they are best one
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran...
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Categories:
rear end, sports,
Form:
Haiku
Away In a Red Bull
AWAY IN A RED BULL
Away in a Red Bull
No speed limit here
I drive at two hundred
I’m born with no fear
I catch the Mercedes
And pass it with ease
From then on my rear end
Is all that he sees
I enter the pit lane
The pit crew awake
Four tyres in three seconds
No error they make
No one can stay near me
And each night I pray
That always and ever
That’s how it will stay...
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Categories:
rear end, car, race,
Form:
Rhyme
Old 66 Mustang
This 1966 mustang that i own
It unique and thinks it has it own throne
Oh yes it drives
Thats until the engine dies
Was this car ever fast
To me it seems out classed
Since last year I've worked on this car
Everyone knows i haven't got that far
But i know it has potential
Even thought i just broke it rear end differential
It doesn't roar
And no its not like that greek god thoar
More or less its funny
I should call it a big lovable bunny...
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Categories:
rear end, funny, imagination, inspirational, sympathy, teen, work,
Form:
Free verse
Two Limericks, Strictly For the Birds
~ CONFUSED MALE CANARY ~
There once was a confused male canary
Who fancied himself a real cute faerie
He found a male friend
Peered in his rear end
Pulled out a note: "Hi, My name's Mary."
~ POOR KITTEN NAMED MUFF ~
Sue took in a poor kitten she named Muff
Showed her a reefer, some really good stuff
Muff whipped out a badge
Inscribed with this adage
You were busted when you took your first puff...
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Categories:
rear end, bird, cat, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Skiggin
Skiggin Skiggin my bonhomie friend
Imported From Mars I can apprehend
Skiggin Skiggin suspended at world's loose end
Skiggin Skiggin I do love you
Skiggin Skiggin no kitchen no loo
I have gone to City mall to buy you a shoe
Skiggin Skiggin my Martian bee
No flower no honey only you and me
Skiggin Skiggin mom has made a cup of tea
Skiggin Skiggin my bonhomie friend
So glossy so mossy so lossy rear end
Let your eyes be closed and dream descend....
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Categories:
rear end, child, childhood, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Cover Up Fashion
Why not grow, a goatee or a beard
if you think, you look really weird
Why not wear, those three-quarter shorts
if you think, your legs look like warts
Why not wear, no belt with your pants
if you think, your rear end is for glance
Why not put those studs on your body
if you think, you were born a zombie
Why not put tattoos on your skin
if you think, you’re in a tailspin
Why don’t you like, what you see in the mirror
if you think, that you are getting queerer...
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Categories:
rear end, crazy, fashion, health, image, stress,
Form:
Rhyme
Advice
Advice
By: miracle Man
2-15-2020
Don’t ever, you shouldn’t, you Can’t,
age always leaves behind embers from the fire.
But ability always drives our vehicle,
in the back seat sits desire, disappointed.
It’s inevitable. the time comes for each,
when a positive attitude won’t get it done,
and accomplishing meaningful things become akin
to lighting wet wood with gofer matches.
So on these days I do mechanic work on my recliner,
putting a Rear End in it.
Tom
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Categories:
rear end, age, humor, life,
Form:
Free verse