Balmy Knights

I told you so, I TOLD you so But you never listen to me You're loud, proud, and your head's in a cloud And your eyes are too blind to see You just use your head for a hat rack And you damn well know it's true You're old enough to know, you know I told you so Now look at what's happened to you Found your ass in jail without bail And stinking of rot gut gin The fella in the bunk above declared his love And made you his new girlfriend Then with your sentence through, I thought you knew You had to check in every week But the cops found you there at the county fair So drunk that you couldn't speak The judge issued a one way ticket Back to the cage with your old friend I told you so, you KNOW I told you so I'll send some balm for your rear end