Memento on the Moon

A mate of Musk, I’m told I’m going soon (if NASA still exists, this side of June): the lack of oxygen might make me swoon - my rear end is as puckered as a prune! I feel I ought to leave a happy tune, an album by somebody who can croon. That swallows effort, warbled by Pat Boone, or Herman’s Hermits leader, Peter Noone? Perhaps a piece of marble, nicely-hewn? Amid the regolith, randomly strewn, A DVD by National Lampoon? The one with David Bowie – what’s it – Dune? The Brooke Shields epic movie, “Blue Lagoon”? That stoned director (Stone) gave us “Platoon” – or how about “Five Weeks in a Balloon”?