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Best Rear End Poems

Below are the all-time best Rear End poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of rear end poems written by PoetrySoup members

Separated By a Common Language

"England and America are two countries separated by a common language." 
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Categories: rear end, america, england, language, word
Form: Rhyme

Jan and the Sheriff - Collaboration

The new sheriff of Poetry Soup
 Rode into town on a horse named Snoop
 Jan was on his wanted list
 And the gang she did...

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Categories: rear end, fun, poetry,
Form: Limerick

My New Girlfriend

I ask Freya of the cool blue North
To be my special Magic Goddess 
Naked in Her clicking high heels
Freya, my new fantasy friend 
At my...

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Categories: rear end, beauty, dream, fantasy, girlfriend,
Form: Free verse

Rudolph Gets the Job

Twas on the eve of Christmas and St Nick was feeling glum
because his leading reindeer had some problems with his tum.
With Dasher feeling poorly, Santa...

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Categories: rear end, funnytime,
Form: Rhyme

Peaches and Dreams

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Tending to my fruit stand,
another lonely day
Hoping for a customer
to happen ‘long the way

When then I saw approaching
a funny colored van
It pulled off on the...

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Categories: rear end, happy, imagination, love, ,
Form: Rhyme

Queen of Heaven

Black women in America,
let the sterile tabulating machine 
tally your vociferous views
Loud women pridefully possessing 
the highest voting demographics in the amber land
Have your passions...

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Categories: rear end, spiritual, symbolism, truth, wisdom,
Form: Dramatic Verse

Yes, It's a Dog's Life

YES,   IT’S A DOG’S  LIFE

Out at last and  oh  boy  am I gonna enjoy some fun  -
Leg-up, ...

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Categories: rear end, funny, me, me,
Form: Couplet

Annulment Coming Up

I blame me brother for the likes of this predicament,
when we pub crawled up to Bunyip, and where our night was spent.
Thank God I wasn’t...

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Categories: rear end, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Why the Porcupine Cannot Dine With the Queen

Pity the poor porcupine
  on what kind of chair can it dine

It cannot sit on its rear end
  for its quills will not...

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Categories: rear end, animal, england, food, giggle,
Form: Couplet

Roast of An Unnamed Poet

He's packin' magic Viagra
Muse infused grooves set the mood
grab ya' and stab ya' 
we're opposites 
still we speak the same language 
teach and preach truth
every...

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Categories: rear end, allegory, history, rap, slam,
Form: Ode

Sly Fox-- Dedication Sillybilly Thekidster ,1,

((( THIS POEM IS A DEDICATION
((( TO MY nemesis and pest Silly Billy theKidster
((( HE  JOINed MY CONTEST AS A JOKE
~~~~ both # 1...

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Categories: rear end, animals, slam, me, animal,
Form: Rhyme

Follow the Nun

One day, She looked and saw what I done
For tomorrow is fine, now I’ll follow the Nun
She caught me acting up and having fun
She gave...

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Categories: rear end, funnyme, time,
Form: Lyric

That's Sexy

When you want to get me in the mood
You strip down to just your boxer shorts
Tell me that I look so hot tonight
Then strike poses...

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Categories: rear end, funny, giggle, marriage, sexy,
Form: Rhyme

Jack Spratt

JACK SPRATT

Mc Donald's food  is unhealthy it's thought
Food is food no matter where it's bought

When encountering starvation on your traveled road
You'll not hearing them...

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Categories: rear end, funny,
Form: Couplet

Eavesdropping

Eavesdropping

A good man is hard to find
Said my Nana,
That was the day I saw tears in her eyes
As she nervously stuff the monthly tithe in...

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Categories: rear end, dedication,
Form: Free verse