Ratty Poems - Poems about Ratty

...Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2024... (Any resemblance between the following humorous account and real life circumstance tis purely coincidental). Went off fo......Read the rest...

...Adolescent infatuations...never consummated Greetings reader from a cross between an aging seventy inch long (ringing ding dong) haired pencil necked geek and a Norwegian bachelor farmer wannabe; ......Read the rest...

...Rum felt a chill which he couldn’t explain Had mum left the freezer door open again? He went to the kitchen and muttered, “Aha!” The freezer door was just a little ajar Inquisitive kittens, as ......Read the rest...

...Since I was a very small girl I have dreamed of a house.A house chock full of treasures that I would idly rummage through.Here I would find a cupboard full of quilts,beautiful elbow length teal leath......Read the rest...

...I lie bedraggled, disheveled, scrunched up and crinkled, in a pile, like ratty raggedy rag doll, besmirched, defiled and exiled, for being a spineless, limp wimp.......Read the rest...

...Recluse by dint of circumstance Proud anonymous troglodytes forerunners of mine confronted threats less horrific than forty fifth commander in chief of United States of America. He/him (ma......Read the rest...

...Slip all batty zing ump ash Flip ball catty bing bump bash Clip doll fatty ding dump dash Sip caul hatty bring chump crash I stare at the speaker, wishing I knew what to do or say Hip haul nat......Read the rest...

...Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised April 19th, 2023 IM pen named Pilot Jane A. Rug who ascribes to writing poetry as opportunistic, holistic, and cathartic warming me body ele......Read the rest...

...War is the art of making a withdrawal at the bank With checks written in the blood of patriots Spending lives Without a care or whim Sacrificing body and soul Life and limb To justify a m......Read the rest...

...My two pet rats so cheeky and bright, one brown and one black and white, who live only a short age rattlin’ around in their cage. I love their soft smooth furry coats and large bulbous......Read the rest...

...The Snow that Flurried like Chatting Kangaroos Ramah Prince was thinking about Suhail G Faizal again. Suhail G was a remarkable rover with pretty hair and wide lips. Ramah walked over to the wind......Read the rest...

...He/him (ratty, scrawny, and tetchy ugly villain) scurried into dark recesses of hermitage averse to cavort, frolic, inure himself into the duplicitous schemes capitalized, glorified, popular......Read the rest...

...Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2022... Went off for hair raising shindig donning noggin of villager in Nigg (historic county of Ross-shire, historic region of ......Read the rest...

...You’re chock full of kingsize bull crap Though female you are not a chap A well-practiced liar Whose pants are on fire Your vitriol I’d love to zap Just little things make you so r......Read the rest...

...All the way from my sitting room I can hear my calico talking on Zoom, Seems she’s looking for someone to exhume Remains of a ratty old, worn-out broom. I buried it because it smelled......Read the rest...