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Randy Poems - Poems about Randy

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Premium Member Propitiation
...I had lunch with Randy, between classes today. It was a perfect day. The sky was an infinite, capri blue, the wind was stirring the environment, clouds were wispy and on high - in the fast lane where......Read the rest...
Categories: randy, friendship, humor, school, student,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Weekly Hearts Game I
...The game it starts with the drop of a two At 6PM sharp with the whole [CENSORED] crew. The cards will be dealt in a random way, But yet we all know by the end of the day, We will all experience t......Read the rest...
Categories: randy, friendship, fun, games, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Lost in Translation?
...I know a translator named Randy, whose skill with dialects is dandy. But I have the advantage of knowing sign language, and it really is quite handy. ......Read the rest...
Categories: randy, language,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member heating up the riviera
...randy, Rubenesque, robust, romantic loving their Grecian vacation honeymooners who know how to honeymoon living in the moment learning each other in the most delightful ways heating up the Rivie......Read the rest...
Categories: randy, travel,
Form: Free verse
Counting Sheep
...It's one in the morning And I can't get to sleep So I've tried various things Like counting some sheep, But they just won't stay still They keep 'milling around Backwards and forwards All ov......Read the rest...
Categories: randy, fun, humor, sleep,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Birds In The Morning
...Birds In The Morning from me: lively, lilting tune birds chirping in the morning music to my ears from Randy: their song makes me glad surrounding the morning light I feel it lift me ......Read the rest...
Categories: randy, bird, morning,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Chelsea's playing away
...The benefits of Mary, would vary Unlike June, ended at noon Chelsea played away So did May Holly turned to folly With Molly wanting lolly Sandy was always randy Just no satisfying Mandy Ann s......Read the rest...
Categories: randy, humor, women,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Chocolates Don't Always Win a Heart
... On Valentine's Day, Clay brought her candy Hoping chocolates would make her randy She threw him out the door Yelled, "Men are such a bore! I'm in love with twins, Mandy and Sandy." ......Read the rest...
Categories: randy, valentines day,
Form: Limerick
Call Him Paul and Diane is a Doll Horn Haiku
...when he was stupendous, actually had been horrendous while she looked luscious Start everything with when, while, who, what and would and will when you will be writing poems when they call......Read the rest...
Categories: randy, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member animals trick or treat
...I know, “Let’s go trick-or-treating!” the schnauzer said. Said the cat, “You must be completely dead in the head!” Pink bunny was jumping around in circle with glee. Ebony bat said, “If you do it,......Read the rest...
Categories: randy, halloween,
Form: Rhyme
Digging my own grave synonymous with a sense of accomplishment
...Digging my own grave synonymous with a sense of accomplishment Quite an undertaking to break ground figuratively, and symbolically linkedin while able bodied and mindedness readies cemetery pl......Read the rest...
Categories: randy, addiction, age, angel, atheist,
Form: Free verse
Highlights From Highland Manor
...Highlights from Highland Manor Courtesy Goofus and Gallant who began their broadly-drawn moral plays in the 1950s, initially depicted as identical twins, but later on, editors for Highlight......Read the rest...
Categories: randy, adventure, age, animal, celebration,
Form: Rhyme
What's In a Name
..."what's in a name" i'll be frank. i'm really randy......Read the rest...
Categories: randy, color,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member Oh God
...Oh God, Take thy nagging woman Bring her back a blond Slightly dumb, would not be frowned upon Oh God, Could you give her rubber gloves Make her iron in the nude If you cou......Read the rest...
Categories: randy, humor, women,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member My First
...I was a randy Romeo I was not looking for Juliet To sow my royal oats When I met her accidentally in Lud I was young and vibrant looking for fun Doing what boys my age were doing Mimicking borr......Read the rest...
Categories: randy, crush, love, love hurts,
Form: Free verse

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