Randy Poems - Poems about Randy

Randy Ray Rudolph remained reliable remembering remarkable reservations, undeniable rapidly retrieving results, reuniting relatives I recall responsible, respectful, revered and regal overall....

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Watch out for a girl named Andie. She goes around stealing candy. And worse, she will try to steal a girl’s guy, for Andie also is randy. She’s sure an insatiable chick. Though lollipops she loves to lick, she has also been caught getting heavy and hot with every Tom, Harry, and Dick....

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He was a snappy dresser and knew he was a prize. So handsome and so suave was he and oh those twinkling eyes. Girls followed him where're he went for friends he wasn't lacking, And he knew how to get his way, for him life was relaxing. Others stepped and fetched for him and he had no misgivings. This was...

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A randy surfer from Malibu Crest Untied the bikini top off of Celest You’re my Betty let’s hang loose As he tried for her caboose She slapped his hand away from her breast Aloha Barney and get off my turf You’re a randy dude, who can’t even surf Rico won’t tell you again I bet you’ve never hung ten She's not...

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Randy Fish I saw you fishing Down by the river What were you wishing? Enough to shiver Were you secretly kissing? Any old randy giver?...

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Indian Hills, Colorado produced a fine singer-songwriter. He wrote many pieces of rock and country that were lighter. His one big hit song that was heard from coast to coast was the 1979 great "Just When I Needed You Most". Unfortunately, in 2004, this man passed away. His cremated earthly remains are orbiting in space today. I thank wikipedia.org online encyclopedia...

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Still walking in dreamland at this very late stage My heads in the clouds, but I'm on to the last page It ain't over yet Still randy as heck Before I run amok better lock your daughters in a cage...

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Still walking in dreamland at this very late stage My heads in the clouds, but I'm on to the last page It ain't over yet Still randy by heck So you still better lock your daughters in a cage...

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`Twas Christmas Eve and in the air a chill Rudolph had to stand down cos he felt ill Santa started to panic So he sent for a medic Who in error gave Rudolph a blue pill. He soon perked up and was raring to go Santa was pleased and shouted ho ho ho But then a surprise Between the stags...

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Standing reverent in a dull cast mist glazing my cheeks while prayers were said so silent stood at Rand's memorial My mind dashed to the self-drawn sketch he staged as "The Youthful Raconteur"; profile, pipe, wavy cinema legend hair - his final role, being lowered by rope into a eternal, earthen wall home Flowers fell like words fall, droplets in air completing his circle,...

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Rudolph the reindeer had twin,Randolph Rudy had him fill in, while he golfed Santa didn't approve He got...

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I can’t stand my brother Randy, stole all my Halloween candy! He said, “it’s all fine and dandy." Guess I’ll just get more from Sandy! I can’t even tell mom and dad, they could blame me for being bad! Why would he play a monster trick thinking he’s sly and very slick. As soon as he swiped, he ran quick, I tried...

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Randy I swear it just doesn't seem possible that 1 year ago today it was one of the most horrible days that had ever happened in our lives it was the day you passed away and it was much too soon but to me it feels like it was just yesterday when our hearts forever broken...

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His warriors called him Chief Randy Moose Since with young maidens he played fast and loose He was very prolific His stamina terrific He enlarged his tribe with many...

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The first day of work, a fiasco became Given badges with first initial, last name None could be sicker Than Randy Slicker "Please, don't do this to me!", he would exclaim!...

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