Randy Poems - Poems about Randy

...I know, “Let’s go trick-or-treating!” the schnauzer said. Said the cat, “You must be completely dead in the head!” Pink bunny was jumping around in circle with glee. Ebony bat said, “If you do it,......Read More

...Digging my own grave synonymous with a sense of accomplishment Quite an undertaking to break ground figuratively, and symbolically linkedin while able bodied and mindedness readies cemetery pl......Read More

...Highlights from Highland Manor Courtesy Goofus and Gallant who began their broadly-drawn moral plays in the 1950s, initially depicted as identical twins, but later on, editors for Highlight......Read More

..."what's in a name" i'll be frank. i'm really randy......Read More

...Oh God, Take thy nagging woman Bring her back a blond Slightly dumb, would not be frowned upon Oh God, Could you give her rubber gloves Make her iron in the nude If you cou......Read More

...I was a randy Romeo I was not looking for Juliet To sow my royal oats When I met her accidentally in Lud I was young and vibrant looking for fun Doing what boys my age were doing Mimicking borr......Read More

..."All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone Bikini Betty's Beef A randy surfer from Malib......Read More

...There was nothing out there like it When Paul Reuben’s show first aired. To the Pee Wee’s Playhouse family, No one else could be compared. There was Globey (yes, a talking globe) And Chairry (......Read More

...Randy, my cousin, was the ultimate real cowboy. Lived in Montana on a horse ranch, loved it too I did not know him well, saw him briefly He rarely dropped off of his horse; they were co-joined. ......Read More

...LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VI On the Horns of a Dilemma (I) by Michael R. Burch Love has become preposterous for the over-endowed rhinoceros: when he meets the right miss how the hell c......Read More

......At first he said, “It’s okay, babe. I work hard, I deserve my play. For several years he managed it, played to the masses in the pit. They lived the high life, best they could, for a good w......Read More

...My Black God is real as I could imagine worrying about defective White People vulnerable to skin cancer and fading water-front real estate values in this unholy traumatic WhiteWashed Anthrop......Read More

...1959 pink Cadillac with tailfins It was gorgeous, and cost five hundred dollars A fifteen-year-old boy drove thirty miles to buy it. He had been saving money for four years. 1959 pink Cadillac ......Read More

...Mom drives us to our Auntie’s farm so we can run and play. She thinks it will be no harm for us to spend the day. Muriel Mule sings hee-haw, and we all clap our hands. It was fun to laugh a......Read More

...He thought that it was handy Locking lips with whom he thought was Brandy He unzipped his fly To get a quick high Got candy, from a guy name Randy......Read More