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Randy Poems - Poems about Randy

Randy Poems - Examples of all types of poems about randy to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for randy.
Premium Member animals trick or treat
...I know, “Let’s go trick-or-treating!” the schnauzer said. Said the cat, “You must be completely dead in the head!” Pink bunny was jumping around in circle with glee. Ebony bat said, “If you do it,......Read More
Categories: randy, halloween,
Form: Rhyme

Digging my own grave synonymous with a sense of accomplishment
...Digging my own grave synonymous with a sense of accomplishment Quite an undertaking to break ground figuratively, and symbolically linkedin while able bodied and mindedness readies cemetery pl......Read More
Categories: randy, addiction, age, angel, atheist,
Form: Free verse
Highlights From Highland Manor
...Highlights from Highland Manor Courtesy Goofus and Gallant who began their broadly-drawn moral plays in the 1950s, initially depicted as identical twins, but later on, editors for Highlight......Read More
Categories: randy, adventure, age, animal, celebration,
Form: Rhyme
What's In a Name
..."what's in a name" i'll be frank. i'm really randy......Read More
Categories: randy, color,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member Oh God
...Oh God, Take thy nagging woman Bring her back a blond Slightly dumb, would not be frowned upon Oh God, Could you give her rubber gloves Make her iron in the nude If you cou......Read More
Categories: randy, humor, women,
Form: Free verse

Premium Member My First
...I was a randy Romeo I was not looking for Juliet To sow my royal oats When I met her accidentally in Lud I was young and vibrant looking for fun Doing what boys my age were doing Mimicking borr......Read More
Categories: randy, crush, love, love hurts,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Bikini Betty's Beef
..."All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone Bikini Betty's Beef A randy surfer from Malib......Read More
Categories: randy, how i feel, humor,
Form: Limerick
Rip Pee Wee Herman
...There was nothing out there like it When Paul Reuben’s show first aired. To the Pee Wee’s Playhouse family, No one else could be compared. There was Globey (yes, a talking globe) And Chairry (......Read More
Categories: randy, appreciation, tribute,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Ultimate Real Cowboy
...Randy, my cousin, was the ultimate real cowboy. Lived in Montana on a horse ranch, loved it too I did not know him well, saw him briefly He rarely dropped off of his horse; they were co-joined. ......Read More
Categories: randy, men,
Form: Free verse
Light Verse and Nonsense Verse Vi
...LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VI On the Horns of a Dilemma (I) by Michael R. Burch Love has become preposterous for the over-endowed rhinoceros: when he meets the right miss how the hell c......Read More
Categories: randy, fun, funny, giggle, humor,
Form: Free verse
What She Taught and What She Learned, Part Ii
......At first he said, “It’s okay, babe. I work hard, I deserve my play. For several years he managed it, played to the masses in the pit. They lived the high life, best they could, for a good w......Read More
Categories: randy, age, change, lust, men,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member My Black God
...My Black God is real as I could imagine worrying about defective White People vulnerable to skin cancer and fading water-front real estate values in this unholy traumatic WhiteWashed Anthrop......Read More
Categories: randy, dark, god, humor, lust,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member My Dream Car
...1959 pink Cadillac with tailfins It was gorgeous, and cost five hundred dollars A fifteen-year-old boy drove thirty miles to buy it. He had been saving money for four years. 1959 pink Cadillac ......Read More
Categories: randy, car,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Auntie's Farm
...Mom drives us to our Auntie’s farm so we can run and play. She thinks it will be no harm for us to spend the day. Muriel Mule sings hee-haw, and we all clap our hands. It was fun to laugh a......Read More
Categories: randy, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
Open Fly
...He thought that it was handy Locking lips with whom he thought was Brandy He unzipped his fly To get a quick high Got candy, from a guy name Randy......Read More
Categories: randy, humor,
Form: Limerick

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