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Randy Poems - Poems about Randy

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The Meaning of a Poet
...iety is aimed at making you feel powerless, 9-5, ain’t that some , but you do what you have to when your passionate, Randy Orton pose like a statue, Ricky Morton arm drag, I’m opposed to the fascist posing radical, I’m burning els with ......Read More
Categories: randy, adventure, analogy, anxiety, dark,
Form: Free verse

...Some said her eyes were warm and brown, some said no they're blue. Others said they didn't know and curiosity grew. Randy set his cap for her, in no time she'd be his. Like all the others she would fall, he was sure of this. He courte......Read More
Categories: randy, mystery,
Form: Rhyme
Attempts at lifelong friendships and holy matrimony
...den uptick in voluminous silence; tick tock transpires soundlessness spikes male level lent rub, between one once randy husband and grateful wife; she exhibited forgiveness; how virtuous ma lady accepting spouse, which whole frisky......Read More
Categories: randy, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member bard battles
... To wit, sans pearl, mere grit and sand, an irritant, sebaceous cyst, expressive as a mongrel’s gland, self-seeking randy churlish tryst! [bard2] Eccentric heel’s ethos raised grand, eschews finesse, rough skewers gist, a numpty d......Read More
Categories: randy, conflict,
Form: Rhyme
Al Ask uh
...A milkmaid in the town of Nome Never found time to write a poem She woke up Randy Amos and Andy And squeezed them 'til the cows came home......Read More
Categories: randy, humor,
Form: Limerick

Premium Member 1959 Pink Cadillac with Tailfins
...four years. 1959 pink Cadillac with tailfins The boy was not old enough to drive it legally So, he had his friend Randy drive it. It was a distinctive car. I wish he still had it. 1959 pink Cadillac with tailfins An impulsive fif......Read More
Categories: randy, car,
Form: Prose Poetry
Jeri at Tricks
...Saint Patrick blessed the widow Lloyd Whose talents would have dazzled Freud She welcomed in God's randy men And all of them died overjoyed!......Read More
Categories: randy, humor,
Form: Limerick
This Rain
...of nature, Offering arctic atmosphere Every now and then Locked lonely in it and by it, I leave me alone feeling randy And my soul wanders to love sessions Through the stream of erotic desires: My cold self that needs a warm massa......Read More
Categories: randy, feelings, rain,
Form: Free verse
Beijing Guest List
...helia Balls & Les de Witt Penny Pincher & August Spender Peter Fountain & Neva Swallow Querida Quaker & Axel Greece Randy Longfellow & May B. Knott Sandy Beech & Rip Tyde Tim Burr & Betty Falls Uma Sermon & Caesar Bush Venus de Flow......Read More
Categories: randy, word play,
Form: List
Randy Fish
...Randy Fish I saw you fishing Down by the river What were you wishing? Enough to shiver Were you secretly kissing? ......Read More
Categories: randy, fish, funny, satire,
Form: Free verse
Dear Ducklings
...original duckling, My measle the weasel, Never learning to go wide, Like an elephant, Their patients is a gift Randy, My dirty duckling, Who’s mind is a mystery Like a monkey, Their humor is their best quality Always able to......Read More
Categories: randy, 11th grade, appreciation, happy,
Form: Free verse
For the Birds
...A rather randy mallard duck Was causing all the hens to cluck Around about dawn Along came a swan With a bigger bang for the ......Read More
Categories: randy, nature,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Gee Up Neddy
...Foreign legion, desert sands Long hot days and idle hands Many nights a long time randy Sultry maiden might be handy Sorry son, the colonel said Donkey tied up by the shed You will find no ladies ......Read More
Categories: randy, animal, humor, lust,
Form: Rhyme
Butter girl
...see how right. You wish to show some skin, for spotless they’re! You jolt them men, them boys, at all of jolt Come randy from the crisp-butter long-legs. When you are old and grey and full of crease. And ironing out, not easy, as y......Read More
Categories: randy, africa, black love, cute
Form: Iambic Pentameter
...eturn ... but why, then, life’s pointless sojourn? Less Heroic Couplets: Shady Sadie by Michael R. Burch A randy young dandy named Sadie loves sex, but her horse neighs “She’s shady!” Shady Sadie by Michael R. Burch ......Read More
Categories: randy, animal, fun, humor, humorous,
Form: Light Verse

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