Best Randy Poems
Below are the all-time best Randy poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of randy poems written by PoetrySoup members
More Foolish Footles For Super Soupy Soupers -Andrea D?...No brainer:
Dandy
Andie
Or in her younger, wilder days she may have been:
Randy
Andie?
(Just kidding! Just kid...Ouch!)
I have no choice but to categorize several poems by my...
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Categories:
randy, funny, me,
Form:
Footle
In Search of 50 Names -Edited For JudgeIn Search of 50 Names(couplets alphabetized for ease of footnoting the names)
A) A tom cat sits in heather nearby a willow tree.
Rose and jasmine fill...
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Categories:
randy, words, , cute,
Form:
Couplet
UfcWhere modern Gladiators go to collide
Like solders in prison these warriors ride
Mono el mono this is how they believe
No smoking mirrors or tricks up their...
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Categories:
randy, dedicationtime,
Form:
Couplet
Categories:
randy, language, poetry,
Form:
Tail-rhyme
Winter's KissThe bird’s house is capped with a snow drop.
The bird’s bath is a mushroom like form.
The branches all groan, snap, crackle, pop,
with the weight of...
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Categories:
randy, happiness, holiday, introspection, lovesnow,
Form:
Sonnet
Sexy SandyA pretty little thing named Sandy.
Made all of the men feel so randy.
She's quite a nice lass.
So I won't be crass.
But it really is quite...
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Categories:
randy, sexy,
Form:
Limerick
Five LimericksInspired by Joseph Mays limerick contest.
(not for contest )
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A mischievous chef known as McMurray
For a joke put Epsom salts in the curry
The toilet door...
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Categories:
randy, humor,
Form:
Limerick
No American IdolA gentle hush fell over the pond
The crickets ceased their evening song
Many jewel-toned feathers circled and flew
And perched as tonight's "Idol" audience grew
Poor little bird...
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Categories:
randy, animals, funny
Form:
Rhyme
The Mushroom CloudFires at a blue pills lab threw up a cloud
Settling over the town like a great shroud
And this gigantic mushroom
Created a baby boom
Because all...
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Categories:
randy, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Play BallI have attempted to capture my favorite major league baseball players in this little shape poem of home plate. Included are (in no particular order):
Say...
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Categories:
randy, baseball,
Form:
Shape
Chocolate KissC hocolate Candy Emmmm what a treat.
H as sweet ingredients that can't be beat.
O h what delight to put in our mouth and eat.
C hocolate...
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Categories:
randy, chocolate, food, funny,
Form:
Acrostic
Rodger and His LodgerThere once was a young man called Rodger
Who’s very transfixed with his todger
From morning till night
He gets his delight
Now he shares his bed with his...
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Categories:
randy, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Destiny Number 5There was a winsome writer named Andie
who wrote poetry really Jim Dandy
with pencil or pen
she'd write her amens
For our Andie was truly not randy.
9/19/1948...
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Categories:
randy, funny,
Form:
Limerick
A Limerick Christmas Three (3) .Mrs. Santa on last Christmas Eve
Was so naughty , at trying to deceive.
Not the slightest bit coy
When she met her toy~boy....
Now , believe what YOU...
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Categories:
randy, funny, seasons, thank you,
Form:
Limerick
Dr Seuss ParanoiaDid you ever have the feeling there's a man in your can?
Or a ball down the hall with an eye to spy?
Sometimes I'm sure I...
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Categories:
randy, confusion, fantasy, funny, me,
Form:
Rhyme