I Am Anaya Poet Limerick

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^{translation: Betty is a hot chic    Barney is a rookie surfer}

^{Bawdy Limerick Contest  N/A    Written 3/1/22}

A Randy Surfer

A randy surfer from Malibu Crest
Untied the bikini top off of Celest
You’re my Betty let’s hang loose 
As he tried for her caboose
She slapped his hand away from her breast

Aloha Barney and get off my turf
You’re a randy dude, who can’t even surf 
Rico won’t tell you again
I bet you’ve never hung ten 
She's not your Betty, uncool of you Murph

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Andrea Dietrich March 8, 2022 at 1:24 PM hahah. I love how you used Rico's name in this one!!! nice and bawdy. I Am Anaya March 8, 2022 at 5:13 PM Oh, he disserves it! Thanks, Andrea

Rico Leffanta March 1, 2022 at 10:11 AM I am too old to surf, but my plumbing still works! I am up for tandem boogieboarding anytime you are! Enjoyed, Anaya! Aloha! I Am Anaya March 1, 2022 at 10:49 AM Rico is the Kahuna! Thanks for enjoying...happy to hear your plumbing is all there... Aloha Nui Loa!