A Randy Surfer
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translation: Betty is a hot chic Barney is a rookie surfer
Bawdy Limerick Contest N/A Written 3/1/22

A randy surfer from Malibu Crest
Untied the bikini top off of Celest
You’re my Betty let’s hang loose
As he tried for her caboose
She slapped his hand away from her breast
Aloha Barney and get off my turf
You’re a randy dude, who can’t even surf
Rico won’t tell you again
I bet you’ve never hung ten
She's not your Betty, uncool of you Murph
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