Randy Andie

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For the A New Funny Or Bawdy Limerick Set Poetry Contest of Tania Kitchin

Due to being informed of some  situation here at Soup which I never personally saw for myself, I am changing the girl's name in this poem to Andie. Though I lose my fun alliteration, I can end up with a fun rhyming title!

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Watch out for a girl named Andie.
She goes around stealing candy.
And worse, she will try
to steal a girl’s guy,
for Andie also is randy.

She’s sure an insatiable chick.
Though lollipops she loves to lick,
she has also been caught
getting heavy and hot
with every Tom, Harry, and Dick.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2024



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Date: 6/3/2024 4:38:00 AM
Hi Andrea, your limerick is both naughty and nice. If I've said it once, I've said it twice, I've been Randy all my life.
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Date: 5/27/2024 7:41:00 PM
Funny and naughty, Andrea. CONGRATS on your win! Janice
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Date: 5/27/2024 8:24:00 AM
Thank you, Andrea. Randy Andie, Madam Fanny. they rhyme, Ha! Yours is funny, these are fun why not enjoy them. Stay Creative.
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Date: 5/27/2024 3:55:00 AM
Hilarious, congratulations
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Date: 5/26/2024 6:18:00 PM
Very amusing Andrea, congratulations on your win in Tania’s contest… Beryl
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Date: 5/25/2024 7:06:00 PM
Oops! Shamefully Bawdy!!lol;)congratulations
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/25/2024 11:29:00 PM
Thanks, Crystol.
Date: 5/25/2024 1:50:00 PM
Andrea, congratulations on your top winning placement with your hilarious limerick set, her lolli's are cringe worthy!
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/26/2024 3:07:00 PM
Oh now I see the line with wrong syllable count. It was line three. Now I fix it.
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/25/2024 11:29:00 PM
Thanks, Tania.
Date: 5/20/2024 11:59:00 AM
Perfect. So cute and telling. :)
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/25/2024 11:30:00 PM
Thanks Linda.
Date: 5/13/2024 6:45:00 PM
A very well-constructed set of limericks Andrea. I really like how both are so well related to each other. How do we meet this person? lol!
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/14/2024 8:35:00 AM
hmmm, you can check out the brothels. or street walkers. haha
Date: 5/12/2024 11:30:00 PM
Such well written limericks dear Andrea. They flow so well, really catchy and very amusing. Perfect ! Thank you for putting a smile on my face this morning. I’m sure this will do well in the contest. Hugs and smiles :):)
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Date: 5/12/2024 7:43:00 PM
Lol, Nicely done Andrea
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Date: 5/12/2024 9:51:00 AM
I enjoyed the rhyme, a story of person who steals in two ways.
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Date: 5/12/2024 3:44:00 AM
So many candy stealers in this world dear andrea. I love your rhymes and storyline! I know few like this in real life so i smiled! Hah! You do this form so well. Well done! Im sure it will be a top winner. Sending you light always
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Date: 5/12/2024 2:53:00 AM
A bawdy one for sure Andrea, good luck in the contest Tom
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/14/2024 9:20:00 PM
Lol, no worries Andrea, my claim to fame
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/14/2024 4:15:00 PM
Thanks Tom. Sorry that expression included your name!!
Date: 5/11/2024 6:26:00 PM
This limerick is rated PG13! Very nice and its funny.
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Date: 5/11/2024 2:12:00 PM
nicely done Andrea
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Date: 5/11/2024 10:12:00 AM
I do believe the late great Rico would be all over Limerick 2 like a rash, and would certainly sanction and encourage the bawdy humour as indeed I do, can only see a winner here Andrea. Top Lims Cheers David
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/14/2024 8:33:00 AM
yep!
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Jan Allison
Date: 5/12/2024 9:39:00 AM
aww I miss Rico , he made me look like snow white with his risqué rhymes lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/11/2024 3:35:00 PM
thanks, David. I miss Rico.
Date: 5/11/2024 9:06:00 AM
OMG Andrea this is so funny, inspired me to write a poem too for next book maybe lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/11/2024 3:36:00 PM
I am SO glad queen of bawdiness liked it. hahaha. Thanks, Jan.
Date: 5/11/2024 8:46:00 AM
I enjoyed reading your fun "Bawdy Brandy" Limerick write. "Good Luck" We both did this one. Have A Blessed Weekend Writing Away.........
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