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For the A New Funny Or Bawdy Limerick Set Poetry Contest of Tania Kitchin

Due to being informed of some situation here at Soup which I never personally saw for myself, I am changing the girl's name in this poem to Andie. Though I lose my fun alliteration, I can end up with a fun rhyming title!

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Randy Andie

Watch out for a girl named Andie.
She goes around stealing candy.
And worse, she will try
to steal a girl’s guy,
for Andie also is randy.

She’s sure an insatiable chick.
Though lollipops she loves to lick,
she has also been caught
getting heavy and hot
with every Tom, Harry, and Dick.

humorouslimerick

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Randy Freie

June 3, 2024 at 4:38 AM

Hi Andrea, your limerick is both naughty and nice. If I've said it once, I've said it twice, I've been Randy all my life.

Janice Canerdy

May 27, 2024 at 7:41 PM

Funny and naughty, Andrea. CONGRATS on your win! Janice

R J. Elless

May 27, 2024 at 8:24 AM

Thank you, Andrea. Randy Andie, Madam Fanny. they rhyme, Ha! Yours is funny, these are fun why not enjoy them. Stay Creative.

Terry Miller

May 27, 2024 at 3:55 AM

Hilarious, congratulations

Beryl Edmonds

May 26, 2024 at 6:18 PM

Very amusing Andrea, congratulations on your win in Tania’s contest… Beryl

Crystol Woods

May 25, 2024 at 7:06 PM

Oops! Shamefully Bawdy!!lol;)congratulations

Andrea Dietrich

May 25, 2024 at 11:29 PM

Thanks, Crystol.

Tania Kitchin

May 25, 2024 at 1:50 PM

Andrea, congratulations on your top winning placement with your hilarious limerick set, her lolli's are cringe worthy!

Andrea Dietrich

May 26, 2024 at 3:07 PM

Oh now I see the line with wrong syllable count. It was line three. Now I fix it.

Andrea Dietrich

May 25, 2024 at 11:29 PM

Thanks, Tania.

Linda Alice Fowler

May 20, 2024 at 11:59 AM

Perfect. So cute and telling. :)

Andrea Dietrich

May 25, 2024 at 11:30 PM

Thanks Linda.

Duke Beaufort

May 13, 2024 at 6:45 PM

A very well-constructed set of limericks Andrea. I really like how both are so well related to each other. How do we meet this person? lol!

Andrea Dietrich

May 14, 2024 at 8:35 AM

hmmm, you can check out the brothels. or street walkers. haha

Christina Bowring

May 12, 2024 at 11:30 PM

Such well written limericks dear Andrea. They flow so well, really catchy and very amusing. Perfect ! Thank you for putting a smile on my face this morning. I’m sure this will do well in the contest. Hugs and smiles :):)

Joseph May

May 12, 2024 at 7:43 PM

Lol, Nicely done Andrea

Mike Bayles

May 12, 2024 at 9:51 AM

I enjoyed the rhyme, a story of person who steals in two ways.

Ink Empress

May 12, 2024 at 3:44 AM

So many candy stealers in this world dear andrea. I love your rhymes and storyline! I know few like this in real life so i smiled! Hah! You do this form so well. Well done! Im sure it will be a top winner. Sending you light always

Tom Cunningham

May 12, 2024 at 2:53 AM

A bawdy one for sure Andrea, good luck in the contest Tom

Tom Cunningham

May 14, 2024 at 9:20 PM

Lol, no worries Andrea, my claim to fame

Andrea Dietrich

May 14, 2024 at 4:15 PM

Thanks Tom. Sorry that expression included your name!!

Miranda Hawley

May 11, 2024 at 6:26 PM

This limerick is rated PG13! Very nice and its funny.

John Lawless

May 11, 2024 at 2:12 PM

nicely done Andrea

David Kavanagh

May 11, 2024 at 10:12 AM

I do believe the late great Rico would be all over Limerick 2 like a rash, and would certainly sanction and encourage the bawdy humour as indeed I do, can only see a winner here Andrea. Top Lims Cheers David

Andrea Dietrich

May 14, 2024 at 8:33 AM

yep!