Short Randy Poems
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Randy rascally Racoon loved
Rambunctious Rhonda Rabbit
They really had rogue reprobate habits
But then they had some little coonbibits
Randy Fish
I saw you fishing
Down by the river
What were you wishing?
Enough to shiver
Were you secretly kissing?
Any old randy giver?
There once was a poet named Randy
Who was known for being eye candy
A fisherman by trait
With words as his bait
Smoothe talking was his modus operandi
The first day of work, a fiasco became
Given badges with first initial, last name
None could be sicker
Than Randy Slicker
"Please, don't do this to me!", he would exclaim!
Randy Ray Rudolph remained reliable
remembering remarkable reservations, undeniable
rapidly retrieving results, reuniting relatives I recall
responsible, respectful, revered and regal overall.
Still walking in dreamland at this very late stage
My heads in the clouds, but I'm on to the last page
It ain't over yet
Still randy by heck
So you still better lock your daughters in a cage
There once was a pris'ner named Randy
who lived up to his name real Dandy.
The women he knew
could never be true
for they'd rather have candy than Randy.
For Deborah Guzzi's Limerick contest
Still walking in dreamland at this very late stage
My heads in the clouds, but I'm on to the last page
It ain't over yet
Still randy as heck
Before I run amok better lock your daughters in a cage
His warriors called him Chief Randy Moose
Since with young maidens he played fast and loose
He was very prolific
His stamina terrific
He enlarged his tribe with many papoose
Still walking in dreamland at this very late stage
My heads in the clouds, but I'm on to the last page
It ain't over yet
Still randy by heck
Before I run amok better lock me in a cage
© Jack Ellison 2015
Limerick: Once a randy Rajah from Ratnapoor
Once a randy Rajah from Ratnapoor
Stole into his harem to take a tour
Eunuchs were most occupied
With Ranis left untied
So he cut their heads off to seal the door.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Rudolph the reindeer had twin,Randolph
Rudy had him fill in, while he golfed
Santa didn't approve
He got he removed
He ran and sobbed,to their dad Gandalph
Alexis Y.
12/18/19
Watch out for a girl named Andie.
She goes around stealing candy.
And worse, she will try
to steal a girl’s guy,
for Andie also is randy.
She’s sure an insatiable chick.
Though lollipops she loves to lick,
she has also been caught
getting heavy and hot
with every Tom, Harry, and Dick.
A randy surfer from Malibu Crest
Untied the bikini top off of Celest
You’re my Betty let’s hang loose
As he tried for her caboose
She slapped his hand away from her breast
Aloha Barney and get off my turf
You’re a randy dude, who can’t even surf
Rico won’t tell you again
I bet you’ve never hung ten
She's not your Betty, uncool of you Murph
There was a young fellow named Randy,
Whom girls thought a little too handy.
They all ran away
On Valentine’s Day,
Although they accepted his candy.
Poor Randy was very down hearted.
His candy and he were soon parted.
Not one little kiss
From any sweet miss
Though economy he restarted.
For Francine's Valentine Limerick contest 4th place
It’s nice to know a handyman
To help when things go wrong,
Who fixes things around the house
And you don’t wait too long.
A pipe that drips, a door that sticks,
A light to be replaced
And any of a hundred other
Problems you have faced.
When someone with both time and tools
Can luckily be found,
Be grateful for his expertise
And hope he sticks around.
forty one years ago you blessed us with your birth
now today as we gather to bid you a tearful goodbye
God seemed fit to suddenly take you from this earth
although for your mom we try to be brave
i know we cant help but cry
but randy we will see you again
when we meet you in heaven in the sweet by and by
R.I,P randy powell beloved son and brother and nephew and cousin and and friend
Randy Reindeer appeared on the scene
of a contest for St. Nick to glean
reindeer facts - like whose nose
with the most brightness glows.
Randy’s huge nose shone both red and green!
Rudolph’s rival is who St. Nick chose.
Randy Reindeer now steals all the shows.
It was from surgery
that he quite cleverly
got a battery stuck up his nose.
For the the 'Christmas Limerick Poetry Contest' Poetry Contest
of Alexis Y
There once was
A man
named Randy
Night after night
I gave him candy.......
I fell for his
republican
demeanour
It actually made me
Keener
I loved his buttoned
Up shirts
and this is what
drove me
to flirt....
His trifling stare
All his grey hair
Added even more
flare
I begged him to love
me
I begged him
to hug
me....
To which he grinned
and said much
To my chagrin
I need no wife
I have a life!
Indian Hills, Colorado produced a fine singer-songwriter.
He wrote many pieces of rock and country that were lighter.
His one big hit song that was heard from coast to coast
was the 1979 great "Just When I Needed You Most".
Unfortunately, in 2004, this man passed away.
His cremated earthly remains are orbiting in space today.
I thank wikipedia.org online encyclopedia for valuable information I obtained to write this poem.