Short Randy Poems

my name
is jeff

but

call me
randy...

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"what's in a name"


i'll be frank. i'm really randy...

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Happy birthday
To u Randy!
Hope u're doing
Fine and dandy!...

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jump off the train,man
a confederate arrives
a pulled plug for some...

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Randy 
To feel impious
But not get an erection
The forecourt of hell?...

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Busty lusty was dusty
Fiesty fairy musty
Along came Flirty
Looking all dirty
Randy Rusty got gusty!...

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August is keeping an eye on
A randy Leo the Lion
Out of the sky
Virgo dropped by
With a comet from Orion...

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When all are fine and dandy
And all are rich and dumb
We'll all go down to randy
and bare a ditch and slum...

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A secretary must control
A randy boss's rigid pole
Her knickers extol
A lacy peephole
A fitting end to his bankroll...

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Randy Hoards Brandy
Locks his stash secretly
Basement waterloggs
His animals go fuzz fuzz
Singing Glory to the keeper...

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A rather randy mallard duck
Was causing all the hens to cluck
Around about dawn
Along came a swan
With a bigger bang for the buck...

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The tenor Sir Randy Longdong
Knew something was dreadfully wrong
When over his belt
A serpent would pelt
The heroine singing her song...

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Randy rascally Racoon loved
Rambunctious Rhonda Rabbit
They really had rogue reprobate habits
But then they had some little coonbibits...

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Miss Vi Brayder says Halloween
Is a night when spooks get obscene
In the cemetery
They were making Mary
Just as Randy was coming clean...

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Randy Fish
I saw you fishing
Down by the river
What were you wishing?
Enough to shiver
Were you secretly kissing?
Any old randy giver?...

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A milkmaid in the town of Nome
Never found time to write a poem
She woke up Randy
Amos and Andy
And squeezed them 'til the cows came home...

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There was a ripe randy old tart
when kissing her John she did fart
that's nothing she said
'cause he wets the bed
Who cares it's all ala carte!...

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There once was a man from Duluth
who grew very long in the tooth
he lost all his hair
but he still had a pair
that randy old man from Duluth...

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Saint Patrick blessed the widow Lloyd
Whose talents would have dazzled Freud
She welcomed in
God's randy men
And all of them died overjoyed!...

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Eyes
meet briefly
as we dance
with another.

Cheeks 
flushed hot
disclose secret desires.


Randy Steele
Dr. Ram Mehta's Septolet Contest...

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He thought that it was handy
Locking lips with whom he thought was Brandy
He unzipped his fly
To get a quick high
Got candy, from a guy name Randy...

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Our son"s name is Andy
He has a friend named Randy
Other people call him Handy Andy
Because he gets things done
He works alone
Getting his job done....

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There once was a poet named Randy
Who was known for being eye candy
A fisherman by trait
With words as his bait
Smoothe talking was his modus operandi...

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I know a translator named Randy,
whose skill with dialects is dandy.
But I have the advantage
of knowing sign language,
and it really is quite handy.
...

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Oh no, don’t call us accidents,
for news of our randy parents
birthing child after child...
oh boy they were wild!
Prefer to call us “incidents”

10/9/2020...

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