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Randy Rudolph

`Twas Christmas Eve and in the air a chill 
Rudolph had to stand down cos he felt ill
Santa started to panic
So he sent for a medic 
Who in error gave Rudolph a blue pill.

He soon perked up and was raring to go
Santa was pleased and shouted ho ho ho
But then a surprise 
Between the stags thighs
Rudolphs man thing was beginning to grow.

Surprised Santa just looked on in dismay 
As Rudolph managed to break from the sleigh
A deer park he went
Picked up some doe's scent 
And with every doe had his wicked way. 


Written 7th December 2020. 
Christmas Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Alexis Y. 

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Eve Roper December 27, 2020 at 6:40 PM Congratulations on your win, Tom, poor deers. Happy New Year. Hugs Eve

Gershon Wolf December 26, 2020 at 5:18 PM That Rudolph! Wonder what happened when the pill wore off?!... Congrats on your win in the contest, Tom. Season's Joy, Gershon Tom Cunningham December 26, 2020 at 11:34 PM Well you know Santa expects total loyalty and I heard he became reindeer pie lol. Seasons best to you too Gershon. Tom

Mark Koplin December 26, 2020 at 1:27 PM Back with Congrats good sir! Well done Tom!! Tom Cunningham December 26, 2020 at 11:30 PM Thank you very much Mark for your congrats, hope you had a lovely Christmas and I hope you have a happy and healthy New year. Tom

Linda Alice Fowler December 26, 2020 at 8:06 AM Cute one Tom. Very well done.. Congratulations on the win! Linda Tom Cunningham December 26, 2020 at 8:12 AM Thank you very much Linda, I hope you had a lovely Christmas. Tom

Susan Ashley December 17, 2020 at 7:05 AM Lol!! Randy Rudolph was more naughty than nice... Such a bawdy Christmas limerick! Love it and your clever wit, Tom. Thanks for the laughs, my friend. Warmest wishes.. ~Susan Tom Cunningham December 17, 2020 at 8:16 AM Thank you very much Susan, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour, I hope you are well, and I hope you have a wonderful Christmas and a happy New year. Tom

John Gondolf December 15, 2020 at 6:33 AM Thanks for the laugh, Tom, at least his "man thing" didn't light up with a red glow. Happy holidays! John Tom Cunningham December 15, 2020 at 11:45 AM Lol, thanks very much John, happy holidays to you too and hopefully a better 2021 Tom

Kim Rodrigues December 14, 2020 at 8:59 AM LOL!!! Tom Cunningham December 14, 2020 at 10:03 AM Glad it gave you a laugh Kim. Tom

Caren Krutsinger December 13, 2020 at 4:43 PM That Randy Randy Rudolph! Chuckle. Chuckle. Snort. Snort. Tom Cunningham December 14, 2020 at 12:04 AM Thank you Caren, he soon forgot he was ill lol. Tom

Richard Lamoureux December 12, 2020 at 8:05 AM Oh my, that’s quite the story Tom. Thanks for the chuckle. Tom Cunningham December 12, 2020 at 8:14 AM Thank you very much Richard, I'm happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Susan Lawrence December 11, 2020 at 8:07 AM Love this Tom ! So naughty and perfect in its story telling. Great imagination you have and so quick witted ! I laughed and snickered at the same time ! Susan Tom Cunningham December 11, 2020 at 8:42 AM Thank you very much Susan, im pleased that you enjoyed it. Enjoy your weekend. Tom

Jennifer Proxenos December 10, 2020 at 11:44 AM The little blue pill worked well for Rudolph, bet Santa got a surprise, but the does got an even bigger one! Such a GREAT poem, your limericks soar. Tom. Good luck in the contest. Blessings, Jennifer. Tom Cunningham December 10, 2020 at 12:16 PM Thank you very much Jennifer, of course poor Rudolph had to step down, he was too exhausted and Santa had to push the sleigh himself lol. Tom

Carolyn Devonshire December 9, 2020 at 10:56 AM Stopping back to say thanks for the card! Hope you received the one I sent to you. The international stamp looks like the Covid virus!! Hugs, Carolyn Tom Cunningham December 9, 2020 at 12:04 PM Thank you Carolyn yes I did. Glad you got it too. Hope you're well Tom

Mark Koplin December 9, 2020 at 9:05 AM A magical pill in the Night, May it spread Rudolph’s light. Tom Cunningham December 9, 2020 at 12:03 PM Lol, thanks Mark, made his nose glow brightly too. Tom

Charles Messina December 8, 2020 at 5:49 PM Hmm...In ten years from now I might want to be trading places with Rudolph (lol) Great Limerick, Tom. Best of luck in the contest...hope all is well. Charlie Tom Cunningham December 9, 2020 at 2:19 AM Thank you very much Charlie, they say there is pills for everything these days lol. All good here hope you are too. Tom

Silent One December 8, 2020 at 11:47 AM Hahaha...Oh Tom.. British humour at its best! Tom Cunningham December 8, 2020 at 12:46 PM Thank you SO, touch of Frankie Howard lol. Tom

Carolyn Devonshire December 8, 2020 at 11:23 AM That blue pill surely gave Rudolph quite a "hard" time. LOL My condolences to the does... Enjoyed, my friend! Best wishes in the contest. Hugs, Carolyn Tom Cunningham December 8, 2020 at 12:28 PM Lol Thank you Carolyn, I hope you are well. Tom

Gershon Wolf December 8, 2020 at 9:33 AM Sounds like a 'lower-case version' of Pinocchio! lol. ~ Walt Disney Tom Cunningham December 8, 2020 at 10:00 AM Haha Gershon , oh dear lol. Hope you're well. Tom

Victor Buhagiar December 7, 2020 at 10:50 PM I wish I could write limericks like you. I have tried, never posted though. Poor Rudolf turned blue. Bet he is a Chelsea fan now. ~~ Tom Cunningham December 8, 2020 at 12:43 AM Haha Thanks Victor, a true blue all the way. Tom

Lindsay Laurie December 7, 2020 at 7:48 PM G’day Tom … sounds like there might be plenty of little Rudolph's around next Christmas Tom. Good one - Lindsay Tom Cunningham December 8, 2020 at 12:37 AM Thank you Lindsay, you're right, Santa won't have any bother with replacements in the future. Tom

Jan Allison December 7, 2020 at 5:24 PM ha ha ha just love it:-) hugs jan xx Tom Cunningham December 8, 2020 at 12:35 AM Thank you Jan, glad you enjoyed it. Tom

Andrea Dietrich December 7, 2020 at 1:41 PM hahaha, I gave her an old limerick called Randy Reindeer. Maybe my reindeer was named Randy for THIS funny reason. haha. Good one. Tom Cunningham December 7, 2020 at 2:31 PM Thank you Andrea, happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Vijay Pandit December 7, 2020 at 12:28 PM It was Santa's fault but Rudolph made the best of it--you pen excels at these so effortlessly, Tom. Tom Cunningham December 7, 2020 at 12:47 PM Thank you Vijay, old Rudolph was just doing what nature intended lol. Tom

Beryl Edmonds December 7, 2020 at 11:39 AM Hilarious Tom, that medic had a lot to answer for, if only he’d have known the score. Rudolph certainly had a prance of romance, as for the does heaven only knows... Belle Tom Cunningham December 7, 2020 at 11:57 AM Thanks Belle, lots of Bambi's next year I think lol. Tom

Panagiota Romios December 7, 2020 at 10:05 AM This is Classic Cunningham. Creative and dashing as Rudolph A Fav for me, Pangie Xxxx Tom Cunningham December 7, 2020 at 10:17 AM Thank you very much Pangie, happy that you enjoyed it. Tom

Heidi Sands December 7, 2020 at 9:31 AM lol. Your humor carries on Tom! Thanks for the laugh. I hope you have a nice day :) Tom Cunningham December 7, 2020 at 10:15 AM Thank you very much Heidi, I think it will burn out soon, need to charge my humour batteries lol. Hope you're well Tom

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