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`Twas Christmas Eve and in the air a chill 
Rudolph had to stand down cos he felt ill
Santa started to panic
So he sent for a medic 
Who in error gave Rudolph a blue pill.

He soon perked up and was raring to go
Santa was pleased and shouted ho ho ho
But then a surprise 
Between the stags thighs
Rudolphs man thing was beginning to grow.

Surprised Santa just looked on in dismay 
As Rudolph managed to break from the sleigh
A deer park he went
Picked up some doe's scent 
And with every doe had his wicked way. 


Written 7th December 2020. 
Christmas Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Alexis Y.

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Eve Roper

Date: 12/27/2020 6:40:00 PM

Congratulations on your win, Tom, poor deers. Happy New Year. Hugs Eve

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/26/2020 5:18:00 PM

That Rudolph! Wonder what happened when the pill wore off?!... Congrats on your win in the contest, Tom. Season's Joy, Gershon

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/26/2020 11:34:00 PM

Well you know Santa expects total loyalty and I heard he became reindeer pie lol. Seasons best to you too Gershon. Tom

Mark Koplin

Date: 12/26/2020 1:27:00 PM

Back with Congrats good sir! Well done Tom!!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/26/2020 11:30:00 PM

Thank you very much Mark for your congrats, hope you had a lovely Christmas and I hope you have a happy and healthy New year. Tom

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 12/26/2020 8:06:00 AM

Cute one Tom. Very well done.. Congratulations on the win! Linda

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/26/2020 8:12:00 AM

Thank you very much Linda, I hope you had a lovely Christmas. Tom

Susan Ashley

Date: 12/17/2020 7:05:00 AM

Lol!! Randy Rudolph was more naughty than nice... Such a bawdy Christmas limerick! Love it and your clever wit, Tom. Thanks for the laughs, my friend. Warmest wishes.. ~Susan

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/17/2020 8:16:00 AM

Thank you very much Susan, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour, I hope you are well, and I hope you have a wonderful Christmas and a happy New year. Tom

John Gondolf

Date: 12/15/2020 6:33:00 AM

Thanks for the laugh, Tom, at least his "man thing" didn't light up with a red glow. Happy holidays! John

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/15/2020 11:45:00 AM

Lol, thanks very much John, happy holidays to you too and hopefully a better 2021 Tom

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/14/2020 8:59:00 AM

LOL!!!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/14/2020 10:03:00 AM

Glad it gave you a laugh Kim. Tom

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 12/13/2020 4:43:00 PM

That Randy Randy Rudolph! Chuckle. Chuckle. Snort. Snort.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/14/2020 12:04:00 AM

Thank you Caren, he soon forgot he was ill lol. Tom

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 12/12/2020 8:05:00 AM

Oh my, that’s quite the story Tom. Thanks for the chuckle.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/12/2020 8:14:00 AM

Thank you very much Richard, I'm happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Susan Lawrence

Date: 12/11/2020 8:07:00 AM

Love this Tom ! So naughty and perfect in its story telling. Great imagination you have and so quick witted ! I laughed and snickered at the same time ! Susan

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/11/2020 8:42:00 AM

Thank you very much Susan, im pleased that you enjoyed it. Enjoy your weekend. Tom

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 12/10/2020 11:44:00 AM

The little blue pill worked well for Rudolph, bet Santa got a surprise, but the does got an even bigger one! Such a GREAT poem, your limericks soar. Tom. Good luck in the contest. Blessings, Jennifer.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/10/2020 12:16:00 PM

Thank you very much Jennifer, of course poor Rudolph had to step down, he was too exhausted and Santa had to push the sleigh himself lol. Tom

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 12/9/2020 10:56:00 AM

Stopping back to say thanks for the card! Hope you received the one I sent to you. The international stamp looks like the Covid virus!! Hugs, Carolyn

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/9/2020 12:04:00 PM

Thank you Carolyn yes I did. Glad you got it too. Hope you're well Tom

Mark Koplin

Date: 12/9/2020 9:05:00 AM

A magical pill in the Night, May it spread Rudolph’s light.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/9/2020 12:03:00 PM

Lol, thanks Mark, made his nose glow brightly too. Tom

Charles Messina

Date: 12/8/2020 5:49:00 PM

Hmm...In ten years from now I might want to be trading places with Rudolph (lol) Great Limerick, Tom. Best of luck in the contest...hope all is well. Charlie

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/9/2020 2:19:00 AM

Thank you very much Charlie, they say there is pills for everything these days lol. All good here hope you are too. Tom

Silent One

Date: 12/8/2020 11:47:00 AM

Hahaha...Oh Tom.. British humour at its best!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/8/2020 12:46:00 PM

Thank you SO, touch of Frankie Howard lol. Tom

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 12/8/2020 11:23:00 AM

That blue pill surely gave Rudolph quite a "hard" time. LOL My condolences to the does... Enjoyed, my friend! Best wishes in the contest. Hugs, Carolyn

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/8/2020 12:28:00 PM

Lol Thank you Carolyn, I hope you are well. Tom

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/8/2020 9:33:00 AM

Sounds like a 'lower-case version' of Pinocchio! lol. ~ Walt Disney

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/8/2020 10:00:00 AM

Haha Gershon , oh dear lol. Hope you're well. Tom

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 12/7/2020 10:50:00 PM

I wish I could write limericks like you. I have tried, never posted though. Poor Rudolf turned blue. Bet he is a Chelsea fan now. ~~

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/8/2020 12:43:00 AM

Haha Thanks Victor, a true blue all the way. Tom

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 12/7/2020 7:48:00 PM

G’day Tom … sounds like there might be plenty of little Rudolph's around next Christmas Tom. Good one - Lindsay

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/8/2020 12:37:00 AM

Thank you Lindsay, you're right, Santa won't have any bother with replacements in the future. Tom

Jan Allison

Date: 12/7/2020 5:24:00 PM

ha ha ha just love it:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/8/2020 12:35:00 AM

Thank you Jan, glad you enjoyed it. Tom

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/7/2020 1:41:00 PM

hahaha, I gave her an old limerick called Randy Reindeer. Maybe my reindeer was named Randy for THIS funny reason. haha. Good one.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/7/2020 2:31:00 PM

Thank you Andrea, happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Vijay Pandit

Date: 12/7/2020 12:28:00 PM

It was Santa's fault but Rudolph made the best of it--you pen excels at these so effortlessly, Tom.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/7/2020 12:47:00 PM

Thank you Vijay, old Rudolph was just doing what nature intended lol. Tom

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 12/7/2020 11:39:00 AM

Hilarious Tom, that medic had a lot to answer for, if only he’d have known the score. Rudolph certainly had a prance of romance, as for the does heaven only knows... Belle

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/7/2020 11:57:00 AM

Thanks Belle, lots of Bambi's next year I think lol. Tom