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Holy Slime of Spring
...Holy Slime of Spring™ Seasonal Epic -- Limited Drop A divine ooze imbued with chaotic Easter energy. Hand-delivered by a suspiciously muscular bunny and sealed in a glitter egg for......

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Categories: product line, easter, funny, parody, satire,
Form: Free verse
TimeSteep Tea Leaves
...TimeSteep™ Tea Leaves Brew your past. Sip your future. Choke on your destiny. Tired of basic herbal blends that just soothe your throat? Want a cup that knows things? ......

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Categories: product line, funny, humor, humorous, parody,
Form: Free verse

LipHex Balm
...Presenting... LipHex™ Balm The kiss that lingers… like a spell. Are your kisses lacking oomph? Need to make a statement that’s equal parts soft and sinister?...

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Categories: product line, funny, humor, humorous, parody,
Form: Free verse
How to Find the Shop
...How to Find the Shop A whispered map for the bold, the broken, and the slightly curious. --A cryptic guide for those who seek the odd, the magical, and the mildly cursed. ......

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Categories: product line, funny, humor, humorous, parody,
Form: Free verse
The MysticMisfits Catalog
...The MysticMisfits™ Catalog “Where the arcane meets the absurd.” Featured Products: MysticMist™ Eye Drops – See the truth. Regret immediately. BoneTone™ Music Box...

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Categories: product line, funny, humor, humorous, parody,
Form: Free verse

BoneTone Music Box
...Introducing... BoneTone™ Music Box! Tired of basic playlists? Want music with soul -- and possibly a few spirits? Crank open your ancestral vault with the BoneTone™ Music Box-- t......

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Categories: product line, funny, humor, humorous, parody,
Form: Free verse
MysticMist Eye Drops
...Introducing... MysticMist™ Eye Drops! See the unseen. Blink into the beyond. Are your regular eye drops leaving you… underwhelmed? Do you yearn to gaze into the fabric of reali......

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Categories: product line, funny, humor, parody, satire,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A letter to that girl fifty years ago
...You probably feel like the world is against you. This letter is for that young woman from fifty years ago. She was eighteen years old; that was me. I experienced those feelings back then, and as ......

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Categories: product line, absence, abuse, allusion, best
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Should the Levee Ever Break, Act 1, Scene 1, Part 6
...The curtain rises on Bumblebee Babineaux walking self-confidently along Chartres Street. Bumblebee [singing]: Ain’t nothin’ gonna break my stride, nobody’s gonna slow me down. Oh, no, I got to kee......

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Categories: product line, allegory,
Form: Prose
Societal Tendencies
... Word paint this uncanny illusion, fluid in state of mass confusion Product line of numb minded sheep, in fear of difference, holding doubt in reverence. Minds and feet now ancho......

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Categories: product line, people, perspective, prejudice, social,
Form: Free verse
Wal-Martians
...just don't understand how a place called yogo yoga got so corporate and what about all of those healthy product line companies selling out to the big guys and yet prices never dropped to......

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Categories: product line,
Form: Haiku

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