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MysticMist Eye Drops

Introducing... MysticMist™ Eye Drops! See the unseen. Blink into the beyond. Are your regular eye drops leaving you… underwhelmed? Do you yearn to gaze into the fabric of reality itself? Well, squirt no more tears of boredom--MysticMist™ is here! Just one drop per eye and suddenly: You can read the thoughts of your houseplants. Your cat’s side-eye finally makes sense (spoiler: it's judgment). You’ll witness the ghost of your great-aunt Mabel doing the Charleston in your hallway. And best of all? Your local barista’s aura glows depending on how strong the coffee is. Side effects may include: Time dilation Spontaneous truth-seeing Involuntary interdimensional travel A sudden craving for kale (we’re still researching that one) MysticMist™ -- because boring vision is so last realm. Available wherever enchanted ointments are questionably sold. MysticMisfits Product Line™ Coming soon to a dimension near you...

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Date: 5/11/2025 3:02:00 PM
You've got some real cleverness to you. I loved this.
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Alesia Leach
Date: 5/11/2025 3:33:00 PM
Aw, thank you, Paige! That means a lot--MysticMist Eye Drops was definitely me having some poetic fun with a wink and a little chaos. I’m so glad you enjoyed the clever twist!
Date: 4/16/2025 11:32:00 AM
I applaud your marketing genius Alesia. Edward Bernay and Madison Avenue can't compare to this depth...J.A.B.
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Alesia Leach
Date: 4/17/2025 1:05:00 PM
Now that’s high praise--I might have to summon Bernays for a séance next staff meeting. Thank you, J.A.B.! The MysticMisfits™ team tries to keep our ads ethically questionable and dimensionally disruptive. Madison Avenue never offered tea that brews your regrets... Appreciate you, always! --Alesia
Date: 4/15/2025 4:07:00 PM
Well look who's got a sense of humor! Love it. Hate kale. Ugh
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Tom Woody
Date: 4/15/2025 4:28:00 PM
Oh. Good
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Alesia Leach
Date: 4/15/2025 4:24:00 PM
LOL! Thank you, Tom! The kale side effect was definitely unintended... we tried switching it to pickles, but the time travelers revolted. So glad you enjoyed it--more questionable products coming soon from the MysticMisfits™ Catalog!

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