MysticMist Eye Drops
Introducing... MysticMist™ Eye Drops!
See the unseen. Blink into the beyond.
Are your regular eye drops leaving you… underwhelmed?
Do you yearn to gaze into the fabric of reality itself?
Well, squirt no more tears of boredom--MysticMist™ is here!
Just one drop per eye and suddenly:
You can read the thoughts of your houseplants.
Your cat’s side-eye finally makes sense (spoiler: it's judgment).
You’ll witness the ghost of your great-aunt Mabel doing the Charleston in your hallway.
And best of all? Your local barista’s aura glows depending on how strong the coffee is.
Side effects may include:
Time dilation
Spontaneous truth-seeing
Involuntary interdimensional travel
A sudden craving for kale (we’re still researching that one)
MysticMist™ -- because boring vision is so last realm.
Available wherever enchanted ointments are questionably sold.
MysticMisfits Product Line™
Coming soon to a dimension near you...
Copyright © Alesia Leach | Year Posted 2025
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