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Holy Slime of Spring

Holy Slime of Spring™ Seasonal Epic -- Limited Drop A divine ooze imbued with chaotic Easter energy. Hand-delivered by a suspiciously muscular bunny and sealed in a glitter egg forged from cosmic sugar. Properties: Sparkles under moonlight Smells faintly of jellybeans, peeps, and ambition Doubles as a universal key for Easter Basket Portals™ Hums quietly when near chocolate Effects (Passive): +2 Egg Luck +1 Bunny Evasion +3 Glitter-Based Charisma Immune to Monday blues for 24 hours after contact Warning: Do not feed after midnight. Do not combine with cursed grass. Do not let it judge you (it already has). MysticMisfits Product Line™ Coming soon to a dimension near you… or in that locked drawer you forgot existed. Slime Label Edition Jelly-glow divine, bunny whispers through the mist-- greed’s celebration. Jellybean Blessing May your slime stay squishy, your portals stay open, and your enemies step in glitter barefoot. May every egg you touch hatch delight or mild chaos, and may you always taste the rainbow before it melts.

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Hilda Greenhough

Date: 4/26/2025 1:11:00 PM

It is a delightful poem that lightens my Spring mood. May you have wonderful Easters every year.

Alesia Leach
Date: 4/26/2025 2:40:00 PM

"Thank you, Hilda! I'm thrilled it added a little extra sparkle to your spring! Wishing you endless Easters full of sunshine, laughter, and sweet surprises."

Justin Bordner

Date: 4/21/2025 12:15:00 PM

I love the Jellybean Blessing..."smells faintly of jellybeans, peeps and ambition...May every egg you touch hatch delight or mild chaos." Outstanding Alesia! J.A.B.

Alesia Leach
Date: 4/26/2025 2:34:00 PM

"Thank you, J.A.B.! I think 'mild chaos' might just be my new spring motto! So glad you enjoyed the Jellybean Blessing -- may your days be filled with sweet surprises and laughter!"

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 4/21/2025 10:42:00 AM

Hello Alesia, This is clever. I hope you had a nic3 Easter. Hugs. /Darlene/

Alesia Leach
Date: 4/26/2025 2:28:00 PM

"Hi Darlene! Thank you so much -- I'm so glad you enjoyed it! I hope you had a beautiful Easter too, filled with joy (and maybe a little bit of slime magic!). Sending big hugs back your way!"