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BoneTone Music Box

Introducing... BoneTone™ Music Box! Tired of basic playlists? Want music with soul -- and possibly a few spirits? Crank open your ancestral vault with the BoneTone™ Music Box-- the only music box infused with generational trauma and hauntingly beautiful harmony. One gentle twist and you'll hear: A waltz from your great-great-great aunt (who may or may not have been a pirate). A lullaby from a forgotten land sung by someone whose name your bones remember. A choir of regrets with a tambourine solo. Whether it’s cryptic whispers, eerie hums, or a drumbeat made from ancient sighs-- every note is personalized. Because your lineage has a soundtrack, and it slaps. Warning: May summon chills, lost relatives, or spectral dance partners. Not responsible for accidental séances. BoneTone™ -- For when the past needs a remix. MysticMisfits Product Line™ Coming soon to a dimension near you...

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Date: 4/16/2025 11:36:00 AM
Brilliant... I'm FAVing the entire Catalogue Alesia...J.A.B.
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Justin Bordner
Date: 4/17/2025 3:39:00 PM
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Alesia Leach
Date: 4/17/2025 1:09:00 PM
You just made the inventory spirits do a celebratory shelf shake. Thank you so much, J.A.B.! Favoriting the entire catalog officially grants you “Preferred Customer” status--which means your next regret is half off.* *Terms and hauntings may apply. Truly appreciate you! --Alesia

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