LipHex Balm

Presenting... LipHex™ Balm The kiss that lingers… like a spell. Are your kisses lacking oomph? Need to make a statement that’s equal parts soft and sinister? Introducing LipHex™ Balm-- infused with ancient charm oils, gossip dust, and just a hint of vengeance. With just one swipe, you’ll enjoy: Lips that shimmer with secrets. The ability to silence liars (temporarily… or permanently). A trail of ex-lovers haunted by the taste of your goodbye. Warning: May cause intense longing, mysterious poetry under moonlight, or sudden disappearances of people who “ghosted” you. Do not share. Do not combine with garlic-based products. Do not test on mirrors. LipHex™ Balm -- Because every kiss should feel like a contract… a binding agreement for longing, regret, or something you’ll only understand after the third full moon. MysticMisfits Product Line™ Coming soon to a dimension near you… or left in a velvet pouch by your last heartbreak.