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The MysticMisfits Catalog

The MysticMisfits™ Catalog “Where the arcane meets the absurd.” Featured Products: MysticMist™ Eye Drops – See the truth. Regret immediately. BoneTone™ Music Box – Wind your way into ancestral trauma. TimeSteep™ Tea Leaves – Brew your past. Sip your future. Choke on your destiny. LipHex™ Balm – Kiss like a curse. Moisturizes and mystifies. Candle of Questionable Intent™ – Smells like lavender. Summons minor deities. Order now and receive a FREE haunted tote bag (it whispers your insecurities in Latin). MysticMisfits Product Line™ Coming soon to a dimension near you...

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Date: 4/16/2025 11:27:00 AM
Priceless...I believe this product line would be very well received on Shark Tank. Ingenious humor Alesia...J.A.B.
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Alesia Leach
Date: 4/17/2025 1:03:00 PM
LOL I’d pay good money to watch the MysticMisfits™ pitch on Shark Tank-- “We’re seeking one soul and a cryptic endorsement in exchange for 10% of the shadows…” Thank you so much, J.A.B.! Your kind words mean everything--and I promise we only hex people who say no. Always mysterious, ??? Alesia

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