Spring also known as vernal equinox arrives March 20th, 2025
...Spring (also known as vernal) equinox arrives March 20th, 2025
at 5:01?AM in Northern Hemisphere
out of hibernation,
sans mancave, I will climb
eastern standard time,
when calendrical, celesti...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, adventure, beautiful, bird, birth,
Form: Free verse
Old Man Winter now flagging, and slip sliding along
...Old Man Winter now flagging, and slip sliding along...
as his stronghold diminishes.
Signals, triggers, and ushers kickstarting debut
of demure "Flora" who slowly but surely attempts
to revea...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, america, animal, birth, celebration,
Form: Free verse
ALCHEMY
...ALCHEMY
You don’t believe in magic, well do you
And think all that fantastic fakery is true
A special insight to cards that one picks
Suspended logic, yet they are but tricks
With a beauti...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, love, magic,
Form: Couplet
Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
revisited January 23rd, 2024
on the evening before yours truly
(the one and only Matthew Scott Harris),
a stand up comic wannabe, who
historically...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, angel, anxiety, appreciation, birthday,
Form: Free verse
Non Labor Relations Day September 1st 2023 Poem
...Non labor (relations) day September 1st, 2023 poem
Aye dream of Genie (as a lad din)
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania -
keystone state abbreviated as Pea Yay,
this stupid non huge poem
deployed cou...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, 12th grade, adventure, angst,
Form: Rhyme
I Wait With Bated Breath For C Cure T Clarence
...I wait with bated breath for... C. Cure T. Clarence
The following crafted
approximately midway
into the administration
of forty fifth president,
whose crass, gutsy, lewd,
repulsive yawping...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, america, anxiety, appreciation, character,
Form: Rhyme
Ohiopyle, Pennsylvania Circa Early 1970's
...Ohiopyle, Pennsylvania circa early 1970'S
(just in time for end of summer reading...
recounting emotionally disastrous campy turbulence)
intended food for thought indulgence.
A boys' life ab...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, 7th grade, 8th grade,
Form: Rhyme
For More Effective Communication
...Do you remember Helen Keller?
She was a really awesome speller
Who couldn't hear nor see nor speak,
So to communicate
She would ges-tic-u-late.
Marcel Marceau spoke perfect French,
But he was...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, humor,
Form: Light Verse
When Vitamin and Medication Bottles Became Plaything of the Missus
...When vitamin and medication bottles became plaything of the missus
Mental health of yours truly
heavily reliant upon one selective serotonin
reuptake inhibitor named fluoxetine (Prozac)
aside f...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, adventure, anxiety, appreciation, bereavement,
Form: Free verse
Spring Equinox Arrives March 20th, 2023 At 5:24 Pm
...Spring equinox arrives March 20th, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Despite what outside temperature registers
(even absolute zero), the official arrival
of spring occurs, when thee eel hip tic
of coe phish hun...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, 12th grade, appreciation, beautiful,
Form: Free verse
Lucubrations Fuels Ebullience
...Lucubrations fuels ebullience
Unsolicited, revered, and praised
potential literary fete,
(yes a bit hyperbolic),
sans mine posted poems that perambulate
such feedback, whither donning trumped
...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, 12th grade, addiction, adventure,
Form: Rhyme
Almost Three Years Ago From Today December 20th, 2022
...Almost three years ago from today December 20th, 2022
self quarantined misanthrope...
pitched into purgatory wham!
Ably cane resign eternal damnation (mine)
courtesy devil specially engraved ...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, adventure, angel, anniversary, atheist,
Form: Rhyme
I Haint Donning Royal Carpet Treatment
...I haint donning royal carpet treatment
No stuntman/woman showed up,
albeit intervened in timely fashion
to thwart mishaps experienced
courtesy me I bemoan,
and poet lore re: yet of Perkiomen...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, adventure, allusion, angel, blessing,
Form: Rhyme
Ace Colonoscopy Doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry Borowsky
...Ace colonoscopy doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich
and Larry Borowsky
Though necessary to down:
four Dulcolax laxative tablets,
quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax
over span of eight hours,
...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, adventure, age, anxiety, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Summer's Magic Show
...Summer's Magic Show
Summer's traveling magic show,
Forest prestidigitation,
Hocus Pocus! Leaves on boughs grow
Frogs from tadpoles hibernation
Shape shifting clouds
Lifts winter's shroud.
...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, magic, summer,
Form: Rhyme
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