Long Prestidigitation Poems
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I Wait With Bated Breath For C Cure T Clarence
I wait with bated breath for... C. Cure T. Clarence
The following crafted
approximately midway
into the administration
of forty fifth president,
whose crass, gutsy, lewd,
repulsive yawping finds
him squarely poised to
nab the nomination as
Republican front runner
come the...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, america, anxiety, appreciation, character, confidence, fate, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Old Man Winter now flagging, and slip sliding along
Old Man Winter now flagging, and slip sliding along...
as his stronghold diminishes.
Signals, triggers, and ushers kickstarting debut
of demure "Flora" who slowly but surely attempts
to reveal her true colors in fits and starts,
nevertheless, she displays skittishness,
when...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, america, animal, birth, celebration, earth, humorous, spring,
Form:
Free verse
Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
revisited January 23rd, 2024
on the evening before yours truly
(the one and only Matthew Scott Harris),
a stand up comic wannabe, who
historically heartily hales
from Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
undergoes oh joy rapture colonoscopy.
Three days...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, angel, anxiety, appreciation, birthday, blessing, death, health,
Form:
Free verse
Spring also known as vernal equinox arrives March 20th, 2025
Spring (also known as vernal) equinox arrives March 20th, 2025
at 5:01?AM in Northern Hemisphere
out of hibernation,
sans mancave, I will climb
eastern standard time,
when calendrical, celestial,
and chronological prime
airy factors mark
onset of temperate clime
mitt, also coincides with
'super worm...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, adventure, beautiful, bird, birth, inspirational, march, spring,
Form:
Free verse
Spring Equinox Arrives March 20th, 2023 At 5:24 Pm
Spring equinox arrives March 20th, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Despite what outside temperature registers
(even absolute zero), the official arrival
of spring occurs, when thee eel hip tic
of coe phish hunt holy Mackerel
becomes tangential to barenaked ladies
barren...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, 12th grade, appreciation, beautiful, butterfly, celebration, daffodils,
Form:
Free verse
Ace Colonoscopy Doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry Borowsky
Ace colonoscopy doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich
and Larry Borowsky
Though necessary to down:
four Dulcolax laxative tablets,
quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax
over span of eight hours,
and if necessary even one Fleets Enema,
I...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, adventure, age, anxiety, appreciation, blessing, care, death,
Form:
Free verse
When Vitamin and Medication Bottles Became Plaything of the Missus
When vitamin and medication bottles became plaything of the missus
Mental health of yours truly
heavily reliant upon one selective serotonin
reuptake inhibitor named fluoxetine (Prozac)
aside from countless
(approximately seven) other
prescription medications kept
stashed in a plastic tray
until one or...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, adventure, anxiety, appreciation, bereavement, color, creation, environment,
Form:
Free verse
Non Labor Relations Day September 1st 2023 Poem
Non labor (relations) day September 1st, 2023 poem
Aye dream of Genie (as a lad din)
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania -
keystone state abbreviated as Pea Yay,
this stupid non huge poem
deployed courtesy scholar
really...a boot nuttin
butta an overrated allay
zee good for...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, 12th grade, adventure, angst, appreciation, autumn, break
Form:
Rhyme
Ohiopyle, Pennsylvania Circa Early 1970's
Ohiopyle, Pennsylvania circa early 1970'S
(just in time for end of summer reading...
recounting emotionally disastrous campy turbulence)
intended food for thought indulgence.
A boys' life aborted
miscarried golden opportunity
for adolescent romance to be courted.
Amidst a raft of fellow...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, 7th grade, 8th grade, adventure, age, america,
Form:
Rhyme
I Haint Donning Royal Carpet Treatment
I haint donning royal carpet treatment
No stuntman/woman showed up,
albeit intervened in timely fashion
to thwart mishaps experienced
courtesy me I bemoan,
and poet lore re: yet of Perkiomen Valley
Pennsylvania, United States of America
never suffered major illness...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, adventure, allusion, angel, blessing, father, grave, october,
Form:
Rhyme
Tumbleweed Billy and One Eyed Sam
Tumbleweed Billy And One Eyed Sam
Banked off jagged hills, pushed on by memory
Cause and effect took turns churning the sidewinders
Tumbleweed Billy and One Eyed Sam (The patron Saint of snake eyes)
Dragged down from on high...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, adventure, business, games, magic, weather, , western,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
Almost Three Years Ago From Today December 20th, 2022
Almost three years ago from today December 20th, 2022
self quarantined misanthrope...
pitched into purgatory wham!
Ably cane resign eternal damnation (mine)
courtesy devil specially engraved telegram
prestidigitation found me vanishing shazam,
without a trace I
disappeared in thin air voila
Earthly...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, adventure, angel, anniversary, atheist, cousin, death, december,
Form:
Rhyme
Crevasse Flexion Insurrection Liberates Overwhelming Reclamation
Sinister glacial dissolution
verging on huge jagged icebergs reverberate
nature mocking bird song sans bot mot,
braggadocio, rodomontade, et cetera
distinct, ear splitting,
and fractal heaving snap, crackle and pop,
cacophonously fabulous, incredulously humongous,
and thunderously voluminous...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, adventure, appreciation, beautiful, break up, earth, environment,
Form:
Free verse
Benediction To Anonymous Minds
Triumphant milestones rocked and rolled thru this (viz – modern) age
began in the dawn of Homo Sapiens early evolutionary light
when those prime ape...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, appreciation, celebration, dedication, fate, inspiration, people, philosophy,
Form:
Personification
Ohiopyle, Pennsylvania Circa Early 1970s
(just in time for summer reading...
recounting emotionally disastrous campy turbulence)
Amidst a raft of fellow (Brandywine Valley
Y.M.C.A) resident campers
who, didst excitedly quiver
donning a "NON FAKE" lifejacket
...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, adventure,
Form:
Free verse
Spring Vernal Equinox Arrives March 20th 2022
Spring (vernal) equinox arrives March 20th, 2022
at 11:33 AM in Northern Hemisphere
though meteorological conditions, I swear
in summer re: temperatures already mild
enough to go outside in your underwear
unless an ordinance would find you
slammed in the...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, 11th grade, 12th grade, beautiful, celebration, color,
Form:
Rhyme
Trumpet Call 2 Hide B4 Armageddon
if zee al chemist trump doth win go hide in the bunker
to save your ass
brace yourself as this don holed
confabulates that gold iz brass
and conjures prestidigitation
like spinning false hoods in2 truth -...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, america, angst, bullying, humorous, leadership, november, usa,
Form:
I do not know?
Remember Remain Calm Collected and Cool
Remember...Remain Calm, Collected, And Cool...
Matthew Scott Harris...ARG
This, a near imp
possible mantra to apply
when this 2009
Macbook Pro went awry
triggering this enduser
to...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th grade, heartbroken,
Form:
Free verse
Self Quarantined Misanthrope Pitched Into Purgatory Wham
Self quarantined misanthrope pitched into purgatory wham!
Ably cane resign eternal damnation (mine)
courtesy devil specially engraved telegram
prestidigitation found me vanishing shazam,
without a trace I disappeared in thin air voila
Earthly travails atop horns of dilemma ram
into me...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, allusion,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Where Art Sisyphus
Tis quite a beast of burden to bear atlas (shrug off not allowed)
Atlas shrugged an impossibility
tantamount to skinny dipping in the lock nest lagoon
Tantamount to shrugging Atlas off mine bony,
ill suited,...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, absence, allegory, anxiety, deep, faith, fate, heaven,
Form:
Free verse
I Asked Myself a Rhetorical Question
I Asked Myself A Rhetorical Question...
Asper daily expounding fostering
inchoate manifesting mod
er writ writing quality,
solitary scrimmage tackling
...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, 11th grade, 12th grade, creation, faith, meaningful,
Form:
Narrative
Penelope Alecknavage
Penelope Alecknavage nee perskin whose death aye assay
to comprehend, this son of the late Harriet Harris -
November thirteenth 2016 marked her eighty first birthday
if she still lived these last eleven years...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, absence, beautiful, bereavement, death, eulogy, grief, loss,
Form:
Ode
Spring Equinox Arrived March 20th 2021 At 537 Am
Spring equinox arrived March 20th, 2021 at 5:37 AM
No burlesque across the globe
upstages mother nature's emergent style
soundlessly donning and trumpeting
resplendent metaphorical pregnant Gaia,
whose all encompassing bulging robe
magnificently, albeit modestly evinces
matronly dame parading and sauntering,
she intimates...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, appreciation, celebration, creation, daffodils, earth, encouraging, spring,
Form:
Free verse
Paternal Misgivings Linger
Though thine two grown
former babes in crib age,
now lead checkered lives,
no longer monopolize my time
as though their persons went backstage
either...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Elegy
Lucubrations Fuels Ebullience
Lucubrations fuels ebullience
Unsolicited, revered, and praised
potential literary fete,
(yes a bit hyperbolic),
sans mine posted poems that perambulate
such feedback, whither donning trumped
("FAKE") facade, Oriel sincere
twittering, nonetheless tis great
for an ego striving to maintain
hum bull modesty, yet I...
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Categories:
prestidigitation, 12th grade, addiction, adventure, books, confidence, creation,
Form:
Rhyme