Pout Poems | Examples

Poses and Pout

She plasters it on thick
Bleaches ,curls and glues
Draws on and colours in
Products galore she does use

After hours of beautification
She squeezes into a tiny short dress
Huge breasticles on display
Bum cheeks peeking out to impress

Now for the selfie photo shoot
Complete with sexy poses and pout
She is finally ready to leave
Her only destination McDonalds drive through and out!!

Why Pout

The Rugby World Cup Sevens girls
Made Marmite ladies lose their curls
Vegemite bossed
So England lost
Australia went home with the pearls

A Mean Scout

He was a Mean Scout,
This showing with a pout, 
His Upper Lip and The Lower out:
Just finer than a pig’s snout!

He was a Coarse Scout,
Readiness showing for a bout, 
With knees at the mercy of gout;
An eagerness to a rival rout!

But should a well-groomed scout 
The slogans of The Rash tout;
An integrity leave in doubt;
Shoulders rub with a lout…

Sacrosanct rules of scout
Flippantly flout?

- a Candied Pout -

Upon  her  face  hangs  a  pout,
Which  under  her  philtrum  she  wears  so  pink.
Not that  she  wills  to  show  sulkiness,
But to  send  a  flirtatious  invitation,
And  inveigle  mine  to  repose  on  her  rosy  bight.
A fool he  who  ignores  a  pout  and  a  wink.
Never  could  I resist the  beams  of  her  comeliness;
To kiss  me  and  erase  the  pout  is her  intention.

The Dress You Chose

How lovely you look
in that perfect dress you chose
rosy lips, in pout 
lit smile likened to love's dawn
that would be heart's best day won
were it my hand that held yours

They Pout and Slam Doors

Being a professional listener has its perk
Sometimes I hear both sides and I am astounded.
They both portray the other one as a big jerk.
All of their accusations are pretty unfounded.

I listen and I nod, being insanely nice.
These are consenting adults, so they could quickly fix it.
All they have to do is talk to each other more than twice.
I try to get them together so they can mix it.

They hem and they haw, pout and slam doors sometimes.
It is not pleasant to see. Ridiculous actually.
It is easy to turn their behaviors into one of my rhymes.
They need to grow up and be the best adults they can be.

Pout Pretzels

Standing alone in a festive crowd,
silent tears falling 
		         to 
			    the 
			         ground
				    amid 
			       the 
		            gaiety  
	      rising  cheerfully  loud

Twisted emotions is a troubling soothe
When out of the corner of your teary pout,
you notice her 
compassionately looking at you

Then she comes your wintry worn way,
and offers a warm and gentle snowflake hello 

Such butter sweet kindness
melts the pain in your pretzel heart

Still, she goes one step above
the Good Samaritan royal standard 
of delivering cherubic wingspan comfort

She taste the salt of your suffering
with her naked fingers
Ungloved ... her bare hand
feels the long cold 
settled in the hope shortened pulses within
She delicately senses that
you’re fragilely hanging on to the joy of living

And she intuitively knows  ...  with a frosted eyelid twinkling,
you’re in desperate need of a lonely holiday saving friend

Someone who will patiently hear the leaven fears,
and help tenderly 
with the cordial unbending 
of a sad, winding path —  
Sorrows fraught with tears over the frozen years

You'D Better Not Pout

I tell you, girl, it’s better not to pout
Some tasty treats I have for you in store
I'm Santa's helper with a member stout
Unlike poor Santa, I can give much more
I'm sure in bliss my name you'll scream and shout! 

For Andrea’s Quintain Christmas Contest
Sicilian Quintain contest written in Iambic Pentameter
January 2, 2015

You'D Better Not Pout

 You got a duff gift from your ‘mate’ 
Too large, in a colour you hate 
It simply won’t fit 
You’ll never wear it
No nookie mate now you can wait!

12~28~14
A Quintain Christmas - Andrea Dietrich
~awarded 3rd place~

You Better Not Pout

I told her, ‘You’d better not pout,
But Santa has left us both out;
Although it annoys:
He’s broken our toys 
And slipped on a stray Brussell sprout.’

For Andrea’s Quintain contest

You'D Better Not Pout

Kicking Santa is not nice to do.
Chuck Norris has replaced him, 'tis true.
You'd better not pout,
or a swollen snout,
and a stocking of whoop-ass for you!



12/21/14
Contest: A Quintain Christmas
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich

You'D Better Not Pout

If no diamonds Ill try not to pout
For that’s not what Christmas is all about
Ill take  Zirconium
Though its a Phonyium
But in the bedroom there could be a drought


Just kidding of course...

Oh Pout

There you are
Mad at me
Again
What I must do 
To tell you 
That I am just playing
Lol
When do you ever learn
That an eye plus an eye
Are not four eyes?
I can see only my eyes
Or is it your eyes I see
But it’s definitely not four eyes
So play with my rule okay?
Lol too funny

Only I Pout

Know
Love
Lord

Pout Your Heart Out

Know
Love
Lord

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